[Jason Axelrod]

An unfortunate girl listens to her answering machine messages from a seemingly charming guy she met at a bar. However, it seems that the charming part was actually the alcohol talking at the time...

14 Minutes of Desperation (12.9 Megabytes)

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EDIT: It seems that this guy has received a quite blunt and crude rebutle from his romantic interest. Take a listen to the sound of his heart breaking in two, here.

[Erica]

This is totally just you calling Beckie the other day. She showed me the messages, Axel. Tsk tsk.

Ease up on the stalking, bitch. Even Beckie's getting sick of it :/




No, I kid. You're awesome and this is hilarious, but I've told you that before

[beckiebootwo]

Axel, that was...something...wtf...omg...cornflakes.
Seriously, that was pretty cool (a tad long, but cool)...funny...poor guy! He sounds like, if she ever did come over, he would tie her up and shove cake down her throat. "You like it, honey? HAVE SOME MORE! I love you." XD
The mixing was- STUPID FLY LEAVE ME ALONE- great! I thought it was an actual answering machine...goo-DAMMIT-good job. You win!

(Is this based off a true story? >:'D )

[Jason Axelrod]

Thank you.

And yes, a totally true story.

[pyromaster]

Duuude, you have like tooo much time on your hands! No but seriously, this was halarious. Funniest Rant I've heard for a while XD I havn't heard your normal voice for a while now . I seriously dig it hehe

[Nikki Wright]

14 minutes is, in no way, short. >D

[Jason Axelrod]

Oh sorry about that, and thanks. I had thought all boredom stuff belonged there.

[PhotoShopTimeRyan]

Cool stuff man, I like how you said, "Soooooooooo, What the f***?!"
This was very entertaining

[xxenchantingxx]

hahahaha nice...good job

[KITA]

That was awesome. I'm sitting here snickering.