Episode one of the abridged series, "Naruto Shippuden! The Derp Ninja War!" and I need voices.
As a note; I will be changing around the characters attitudes and personalities from time to time and in some cases, even they're gender!
Do not in any way try to impersonate the Japanese Seiyu for the character. Some characters will be based on the popular internet "memes". For example; if this pilot goes on and follows the anime, Madara will personify the "Troll face" and Sasuke will be the "FFFFFUUUUU" Meme.
Narrator
Voice Type - Deep, Low. Very "official" sounding.
Like Sasori down below; Think Mufasa from Lion King.
Main Male Characters:
Omoi
Voice Type - Medium. Soft-hearted and naive. He tends to be a bit spacy and "out there".
Line 1:
So... I'll see a war in... oh look... more giant people harboring birds... (three second pause) Oh... So I'll see war in my lifetime...how frightening.
Line 2:
Cumulus Art: Crescent Moon Slice
Line 3:
This is a war... so LOT'S of IMPORTANT people are going to die...
Kankuro
Voice Type - Medium Low. I want him to sound like a kind of gangster... Like Al Capone (Scar Face). He's cold and calculating. With a bit of a potty mouth. Also, closet homo.
Line 1:
Shut the fuck* up Omoi. This is no time for your bitching.
Line 2:
My hero... so we meet again. It's time that I show you how small your Red Secret is compared to my Black Secret!
Line 3:
Dat Ass.
Sai
Voice Type - Medium High. Sai has no emotion (at least, not until the next episode!) So everything should be rather calm and monotone.
Line 1:
Yeah
Line 2:
Yep
Line 2:
Fuck*
Shin
Voice Type - Medium Low. Loss of emotion, just like his little brother Sai.
Line:
The Zombie Apocalypse... has begun.
Sasori
Voice Type - Low
Sasori. A man trapped in his boy body as he turned himself into a puppet. However! Being brought back by edo tensai has matured one thing... HIS VOICE. I would like something that sounds like Mufasa, from the Lion King or Darth Vader from Star Wars. (So a James Earl Jones kinda thing.)
Line 1:
Yes Deidara... now, throw bombs in the hole.
Line 2:
Or not. Whatever.
Line 3:
Kankuro... It's time you felt the strength of my Red Secret!
Darui
Voice Type - Low. Darui will be one of the few characters in the series that will not be horribly parodied. He will not purposly be comical and troll often.
Line 1:
Wait... screen time already?
Line 2:
Yeahhhhh... I know characters that aren't Uchiha or Naruto only get so much action so... Later creepy, eyeliner wearing kid.
Line 3:
Forget the War! To the beach! (Commanding his squad)
Kabuto
Voice Type - Total Creeper. Medium voice. The young prince to the fallen Orochimaru.
Line:
-Humming the Addy Griffith theme song-
Main Female Characters:
Deidara (Yes. In this, Deidara will be a women)
Voice Type - Medium Low. Seductive. Sadist. That's all I can really say, the rest is up to your interpretation.
Line 1:
Well that was disapointing... no flying body parts or pain screams...Mmm~
Line 2:
This is a war sweety~ and I don't care if you are wearing a hat that makes you look like a cat; I will blow you the fuck* up.
Line 3:
Ahhh~ Mouth hands! (Like saying "taa-daa!" but... mouth hands)
Fodder characters:
I will not list voice types for these characters. I will only right how they act and hope to hear some entertaining auditions.
Male or females can audition for all parts.
Stupid Leaf Sensor:
Brags about there techniques and gets blown up by Suicide Bomber. Big Anime fan.
Line 1:
Oh yeah. I'm a great sensor ninja. I felt Goku use Spirt Bomb on... (get's called to) what?
Line 2:
Kletus? Kletus Aburame!? No way! I haven't seen you since gradu-
Line 3:
-Girly Scream-
Aburame Suicide Bomber aka Kletus Aburame
Traitor to his village, a suicide bomber for Deidara.
Line:
For ponies!
Ittan (Males only)
Rock Ninja of little importance. Serious fellow.
Line 1:
Yes sir.
Line 2:
God, I should've stayed in College...
Line 3:
Rock Style: Downward motion!
*(Note: You can say "fuck" but I will be editing it into the beloved "beep")
Deadline:
August 30th
All auditions should be saved in .mp3 or .wav format and saved into a .zip file before being sent to...
Moongem2@hotmail.com
You may do multiple takes of each line but save each as a seperate file.
Save as: VAAusername_Charactername_Line#.mp3
Example: Moongem_Ittan_Line2.mp3
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If you are interested in the role as our singer, simply send me a link/ file of you singing.
The singer must be a female and will be singing a fifteen second fandub.
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Auditions Received:
