What's the funniest line you've ever recorded/written?

[kaybee613]

Just something that sounds so random and ridiculous out of context.

For example, there's one in a fandub I'm doing.
Okay, so you want me to break the ground circuit on all these lightning rods so that a bolt will strike “and destroy” the giant attack robot posing as a water tower?

Makes no sense, right?
So feel free to share some of your most ridiculous-sounding lines.

[IzzyIse]

"A shameful boy like you needs a FABULOUS SPANKING!..."

O )-( O *merp*
auditioned for a chara in a Legend of Zelda anime, was so hard to do this line and keep a straight face XD

[Solink]

I've done a lot of improvizing before, but one regarding a recording for a Sonic project had me talking as Robotnik, going from the topic of how big his hands were to how it would feel like to be handjobbed by those hands with the feel of his moustache against it.

...Yeah, it's one of those moments you need to be in to know it's funny, especially in an audience full of other people listening to you from the other room -_-

[Masterjvoice7]

hm... i would have to say my funniest moment would have to be recording myself as starscream for death battle i sounded so weak and i was happy i didn't get the part since it was against Rainbow dash

[SilverKey]

"No ... No ... it can't ... Doodlestick"

OMG silliest line I ever had to say. Hhehe. To make it worse, I had to do it with saddness in my voice. Lol XD THANKS YOU MY YOUTUBE FRIEND, HEROSAGA. That is a real laugh. heheh

[JooneX]

"Shoot. The. Penguin."
"SHOOT THE PENGUIN!"

[ScottStoked]

"What can I say? They like dwarves!"

- Gay, male prostitute dwarf.