Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was running after him to cook him and eat him. ... I think i made that one my own there.
A man and a Horse walk into a Pub,
The Man goes to the Bar and the Horse lies down on the Floor,
The Bartender says you can't leave that lyin' there,
The Man says it's not a Lion it's a Horse
A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says, "What're you doing with that pig?"
The lady looks down at the duck and says, "Excuse me? This is a duck."
The bartender replies, "I know - I was talking to the duck."
...If you did not just laugh at that you are a stone-cold murderer of men
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