Question for July 1st - July 7th 2012

[Sukisho]

So it's now July 1st, and that's International Joke Day! What's your favorite joke?

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[Sh3rl0ck]

Puns. Lots and lots of puns.
Today is also Canada Day! Whoop..

[cruc1f1x21]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was running after him to cook him and eat him. ... I think i made that one my own there.

[hadohado319]

Soulja Boy.

[Menchi]

A man and a Horse walk into a Pub,
The Man goes to the Bar and the Horse lies down on the Floor,
The Bartender says you can't leave that lyin' there,
The Man says it's not a Lion it's a Horse

[teamnibu_nitro]

Soulja Boy.

*Bro fist*

[hadohado319]

*Bro fist*

Bro fistccepted.

[VodkaHaze]

My favourite jokes are ones which are really dark, so I don't think I can post them here.

[Kamuro]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting starfi-
*Slap their face (gently), fingers splayed wide open*

Worth it for the stunned looks, and then the penny drops.

[ig.]

A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says, "What're you doing with that pig?"
The lady looks down at the duck and says, "Excuse me? This is a duck."
The bartender replies, "I know - I was talking to the duck."

...If you did not just laugh at that you are a stone-cold murderer of men