Hey! My name's Kris Kail, author of Slacker's Inferno - The Trials and Hardships of a Slacker's Quest for Gurlz, Lunch, and Money (available on Amazon.com), and I run the comedy blog Kail's Big Time Burger Joint (dudegurlz.com). I'm the writer/director of Destroy All Slackers, an animated feature film about a group of early 20's slackers from New Jersey who start a band. It's a comedy in the style of classic Simpsons and Mission Hill, the focus of the comedy being on the day-to-day routines of the central characters and secondary characters in the small town of Mushroom Hill, New Jersey. It's full of video game references, as well as references to nerd culture in general, and is going to be a lot of fun.
Audition deadline - Saturday June 30th, 2012
Recording and Contact information MAKE SURE YOUR RECORDING IS CLEAR AND COMPREHENSIBLE
-Record in 44100hz, 1411 kbps, 16-bit Stereo WAV
-Save the lines as "charactername_yourname_linenumber.WAV" (ex: tamtu_vaan_01.WAV)
-Send your auditions to kail@dudegurlz.com
Characters
FEMALE
Name: Julia
Age: 17
Bio: A teenage girl who loves indie music and going to shows, her 18th birthday is right around the corner and she's just about to finish high school. She starts dating one of the members of the band and becomes a problem for him later on.
Voice type: Girly-girl type, kind of naive but excited.
Audition line 1: [Approaching CJ] CJ right? Hi, my name's Julia!
Audition line 2: [CJ asks if she had fun] Yeah! I had fun tonight, we should hang out again soon!
Total Scenes: 2
Total Lines: 7
FEMALE
Name: Danii
Age: 24
Bio: On/off girlfriend of one of the main characters, she loves going to shows but has very high standards for what is and isn't cool.
Voice type: Not very excited, kind of blah, think Daria.
Audition line 1: Hey, Molly! Let’s get out of here!
Audition line 2: C’mon, let’s get out of here, I don’t want to run intoEasio… ugh he’s such a creep.
Total Scenes: 3
Total Lines: 23
There are also a ton of one/two line characters that I need female voices for!
Old Lady - 2 Lines
Girl That Wants To Go To A Party - 2 Lines
Girl Who Doesn't Drink Soda - 1 Line
Rosemary the Receptionist - 5 Lines
Audition deadline - Saturday June 30th, 2012
Recording and Contact information
-Record in 44100hz, 1411 kbps, 16-bit Stereo WAV
-Save the lines as "charactername_yourname_linenumber.WAV" (ex: tamtu_vaan_01.WAV)
-Send your auditions to kail@dudegurlz.com
REMEMBER! - This is a semi-professionally produced animated movie with a significant budget. I actually had actors lined up for these roles and one-liners, but they pulled out at the last minute so I need to get these lines asap. If you can't give me a clear recording, I can't give you the role.
List of received auditions
Yappano
LazuliTala
Adoxographist
and a few others who forgot to give me their names on here.
JUST AS A NOTICE: I'm not actually able to respond to EVERY e-mail i get, I work two jobs and have a very pregnant girlfriend so I'm kinda really busy. If I like you I'll e-mail you back, if not please do not take it personally, I've liked and seen talent in every audition I've received, I just can't give the roles to everyone. Also, if I e-mailed you back it doesn't mean you're definitely gonna get it, so again if you don't hear back after that please don't take it personally!
Regards.








