Hi there folks,


I need a voice actor and/or sfx guy for my shorts. For this specific project, I need stuff like such: http://soundcloud.com/thenosemilk/ep...ming-gags-0-10 , meaning I will need quick paced edited voices with the sound fx mixed in. I allow your creativity to select the proper sound fx and what you feel is needed for the character, any bg noise or bg snippets of music etc, but the basis needs to follow the script I give you (like don't change the actual script words itself).


Here is a link to existing work of my channel so you can see the type of stuff I do: http://youtube.com/thenosemilk and http://youtube.com/nosemilkmedia.


I sometimes need voice actors that will not need to edit in sound fx, but some of my projects will need it with sound fx like this one I've linked above.


The audition script for this is attached.. pick two of these only.

Gag # 7
A guy with a hole in his head walks in the room. He has a REALLY big head and a decent size hold in his head. Guy # 2 is standing there. They stare at each other for a few seconds. What happens after is really quick paced and unexpected.
Guy # 2 (points to the guy): LOL! You have a hole in your head!
Before anything else happens, a hand comes from behind - offscreen - and smacks Guy # 2 in the head.
Guy # 2 : OW!!
We cut to show his mom, which looks very mom like I suppose, with glasses and all. The guy is trembling in fear.
Mom: Where are your manners! I taught you NEVER point at someone! YOU.. (interrupted) - the usual epic rage face with a when she shouts YOU! (also have this background at 35s - http://youtu.be/30L04AXFEeU?t=35s ) .. but she gets interrupted by ANOTHER hand smack from offscreen all of a sudden, and that crazy background disappears right away.

We cut to show his grandma, which looks very grandma like I suppose, with glasses and all. The mom is trembling.
Grandma (after slapping Mom): Where are your manners! Slapping a grown man! YOU.. IDIOT!
Of course, grandma’s face becomes really crazy scary like when the YOU.. IDIOT.. part comes with the red/yellow swirling bg.
We then do a QUICK FLASH FRAME of the mom doing a little SQUEAL like sound fx for literally a split split second.


Gag # 9
An Asian looking kid opens the door with his backpack and cuteness.
Asian: “Daddy! Daddy! Look I got my report card!”
Dad (sounds mockingly funny Asian, grabs the report card): A, A+, A+, A, and A.. good job..
(All of a sudden his face becomes really scary. He points to the ONE B+ , which gets highlighted in red and then burns to fire automatically in front of us as the dad notices it.)
Dad: WHAT?!?! WHAT’S THIS?!!? A B+???!
Dad screams with rage and starts beating his kid.
Dad: YOU IDIOT!!!!
We show a quick flash frame of the kid with scared squealing.
Kid: (Quick split squeal sound effect).





My contact info is othersuncomic@gmail.com. The people I like will receive my skype for further messaging.


A few of my youtube stuff you can see here:


Youtube 1
Youtube 2


Good luck,


Richie Pages
http://thenosemilk.com