Hello everyone! I am Daggertail100. I am the writer and director of a video game parody show called "Help Me! Doctor Hazama!" HMDH is a parody of BlazBlue, an anime fighting game from the makers of Guilty Gear. It follows the misadventures of the series' antagonist, Hazama (Yuuki Terumi), who has become a licensed P.H.D. and M.D.. His goal is to help the people in the city of Kagutsuchi with whatever problem they have...or so he says. Hazama is actually a troll of the highest caliber and spends most of his time pulling pranks on his customers, or by torturing them by any means necessary.
HMDH is animated and presented in a similar style as the "Teach Me! Miss Litchi!" and "Help Me! Professor Kokonoe!" segments of the two games. I tried to make the humor in each installment as close to those segments as possible, while adding my own random sense of humor. I have made many 22-27 minute episodes with a handful of short "minisodes" that have won 250+ subscribers and continues to win more.
While I have been granted a nice sub count, I wish to go above and beyond. I want to make solid contributions to the anime/video game industry, as I long to be in it some day as a writer or voice artist. I believe HMDH is the bedrock for this long journey. But in order for me to succeed, as well as to keep the show fresh and entertaining, I'm going to need all the help I can get. This is where you come in.
I want the finest performances you have to offer. I want to show the industry and the world that I'm going for broke, and that I wish to be a part of it. I even have three professional VAs currently on board: a renowned Newgrounds actor, a legendary Abridger, and a Skullgirl. As you can see, I'm pulling out all the stops to make my name known.
I would love it if you could help me, teach me, and learn with me on this journey.
I'm am seeking some talented ladies at the moment to fill three major roles and one side role that are now open! These are very crucial to the show and I need them as soon as possible to solve frustrating production issues. I must get back on track as soon as humanly possible.
REQUIREMENTS: A good quality microphone and decent experience in voice acting, must be able to cooperate with others well, and must be committed to doing a good job.
****The deadline is May 4th.*****
I'm not picky about audio formats, but please make sure they are .wav's or .mp3's of good quality with no background noise/popping etc.. The audition files can be one long file, or it can be a zip folded with the individual lines. Again, I'm not very picky.
My business email is helpmedoctorhazama@gmail.com. Let me know who you are, what your username is, and who you're trying out for.
The roles that I need filled are as follows
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Noel Vermillion - Open
Taokaka - Open
Professor Kokonoe - Open
Lambda-11 - Open
Noel Vermillion - Open, Major role - No swearing
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Noel Vermillion is a former lieutenant of the Novus Orbis Librarium. After suffering constant verbal abuse from her superior, Major Jin Kisaragi, she abandoned her position and sought a new line of work. She eventually came across the clinic of Litchi Faye Ling. To her surprise, Hazama, former captain of the N.O.L. Intelligence Department, works there as a doctor. After a "clever" sales-esque pitch, Noel became Head Nurse of the clinic.
Noel is the definition of the "shrinking violet" archetype. She is shy, clumsy, and tends to get worked up over the smallest things. Noel is extremely self-conscious, especially regarding her notoriously flat chest. She can be socially awkward at times, but this has actually served as an endearing trait, which earned her Tsubaki Yayoi and Makoto Nanaya's friendship. In spite of this, she is shown to be quite passionate and determined when motivated, and is loyal to her friends and allies.
Noel is a young, beautiful, and warmhearted girl. She can hold her own in a fight pretty well, but tries to avoid conflict as best she can. She serves as the show's voice of reason, constantly butting heads with Hazama's insanity and Taokaka's lack of intelligence. No matter what she does, Noel seems to always find herself in terrible situations.
Voice type: Medium-high to High. She is generally happy, but can get worked up over just about anything. Her voice gets very high pitched when she's flustered. Here's is what I'm looking for -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUkCWN80OY
Audition Lines
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1. (Flustered) Could you please turn that down? I can hear it all over the clinic! I can't stand that Friday song! You know how much I hate it!
2. (Normally) Well, we do have a few things that we need to take care of today. I need to run to the store to get Tao a new blanket for her kennel, you need to get you those special bath beads you like, and you need to call back Mr. Jenkins and see if he needs to schedule another appointment with you. That raid he did last weekend is still doing a number on his back! He's been complaining about it for a week since his surgery!
3. (Angry) That's horrible! How could you do such a thing?! No! This is by far, the worst thing you've ever done! This is worse than the time you robbed Old Man Jenkins!
4. (Happily) Hi, Doctor! I just came by to see if Tao wanted to…
(She spots something. Shocked and dismayed) WHAT THE? What-What-What in the world is that thing?
5. (Excited and speaks loudly) I believe you Dr. Hazama! You're a great doctor! You'd never hurt anybody mentally, physically, or emotionally! You're a good person! I'll be back later, Doctor! And thank you so much! (Shouts in a squeaky voice) I'M COMING MR. PANDA!
6. (Frightened and stammering) I’m sorry I didn’t rewind the tape! Tao was trying to eat the film in the cassette so I had to fight her off, but Dr. Hazama wanted to watch it again even though it was due that day, so I had to take it away from them but when I got to the store I forgot to rewind it and then I accidentally dropped it through the chute because I wasn’t paying attention and my hands were slippery from eating too much butter and I didn’t have a VCR with me to rewind the tape! I’m sorry! Please don’t fine me! I only make a quarter a daaaaaaaay!
Taokaka - Open, Major Role - No swearing, but says some suggestive phrases.
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A resident of the Kaka Village and member of the Kaka Tribe, Taokaka is a young catgirl, wearing a large coat that obscures her face, only exposing red eyes and a row of sharp teeth; whether or not this is her true face is still a mystery. She is considerably food-obsessed and forgetful, often falling asleep on a whim, becoming hungry moments after a meal, or forgetting details moments after hearing them. She is good friends with Litchi Faye Ling, affectionately referring to her as "Boobie Lady". She doesn't seem to refer to anyone other than herself by name and creates nicknames for people she meets.
She is also the least intelligent character in BlazBlue. Like most cats, Taokaka's daily routine consists of eating and sleeping, and she can, and often will, forget anything she does or is told to do within three steps or seconds.
Tao is the Assistant Nurse working at Hazama's clinic.
Voice type: High. She's always happy and bubbly, and she gets over excited at just about anything pertaining to food. Here is what I'm looking for -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgEqTwVSRE
Audition Lines
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1. (Happily) So whaddya wanna do today, Doctor Guy? Oooh! Tao has an idea! Let's get some food! Tao's hungry!
2. (Angrily) Tao will tell you when she's had enough! Tao wants food! Gimme food, I'm hungry!
3. (Sad) Tao's belly needs more food. All of Boobie Lady's meatbuns are gone. Tao ate them all. There's nothing left…! And…and…I'm still hungryyyyyy!
4. [Sucks in some drool that dripping down her chin] I…want…PONYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
5. (Very excited) And BOOM goes the dynamite!
6. [Frightened] Lacking Lady! It’s two giant jelly beans! [Excited] Tao didn’t know they made them so big! [Hungrily] I WANT ONE!!!!
7. (Readying herself for battle. Motivated) This is for that tuna!! I'MMA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!
Professor Kokonoe - Open, Major Role - Swearing, but nothing over-the-top
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Kokonoe is a young genius scientist and the ruler of Sector Seven, as well as Iron Tager's and Lambda-11's superior. She is a half-breed and the daughter of Jubei (a cat-like beast-man) and the great sorceress Nine (a human witch), two of the legendary Six Heroes. She shows unexplained disdain for this fact, supposedly "staying angry for weeks" when Jubei is mentioned.
She has a deep hatred for Hazama (Terumi), because he killed her mother, Nine, and her aunt. She also has a strong dislike of Hakumen of the Six Heroes, but cooperates with him because she needs him to defeat Hazama.
Kokonoe is a rather serious and cynical woman with no regard for emotions, and always strives for Iron Tager to complete his missions without fail; however, she can on rare occasions be quite personable around her creations, especially to her new husband. She's displayed and perceived as cranky and foul-mouthed most of the time. She and Taokaka possess a few similar personality traits, something that most note as 'more in common than they realize, due to their impatient nature and short attention span. She has some traits of her father and her mother.
Voice type: Medium. She is very cranky and nasty to just about everybody she meets. She, like Ragna, has a pretty bad mouth and she doesn't care at all what she says. Here is what I'm looking for -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jF7IymO5xoand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8s7Z...eature=related
Audition Lines
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1. (Yells angrily) Tager! Where the hell are you, Tager?!
2. (Very angrily and annoyed) I don't have time for your shit today, Terumi ((TARE-ooh-mee)! Where's Tager?! I know he came this way! The tracer device I put on him led me to this location!
3. (Livid) What I wanted? I kick you out because you were talking too much about yer damn magnets and science all the time, and now you're cheating on me?! You're horrible!
4. (Annoyed) Oh God...it's you. (Heavy sigh) What do you want?
5. (Normally) Yes. Exactly. And now he's a pain in YOUR ass.
6. (Faking a pleasant tone of voice/A pleasant sarcastic tone) Mommy's got a lot of things to do today. So would you mind seeing yourself out? Don't let the door hit your scrawny ass on the way out, okay, darling?
7. (Normally) Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. ...Well, OK, we aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well, simply put, it's a *mysterious* room. A room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutbars who's all (Mockingly)"Oh, I don't need help" or "Oh, I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online," (Angrily) then you can piss off! (Normally) Very well. Lost child of the day. You may enter.
Lambda-11 - Open, Side Role - No swearing
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Lambda is an imitation Murakumo Unit created and controlled by Prof. Kokonoe by combining the body of the 11th experimental replica of Saya with the soul of Nu-13. After Hazama had murdered the original Lambda during the events of Continuum Shift, Kokonoe sought to create a replacement. Using spare parts from blenders, dishwashers, car engines, and various computer parts, along with remaining pieces of Nu's memories, she was able to create a new and "improved" Lambda-11...only this new Lambda has a few bugs in her system.
Voice type: When she speaks normally she is monotone. However, this new Lambda goes into fits due to kinks in her wiring. Her voice can range between really deep or really high. Her kinks also makes her speak in different languages and accents. This is where the creative factor comes in. YOU make Lambda funny. YOU control how she sounds. YOU get a hand in making her character work.
Here's how she sounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avvUP...eature=related
(If you can add the metallic sound effect to your voice, that would be great. If you can't don't worry about it)
Audition lines
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1. (Monotone) Affirmative. Acquiring target. Target's power level under 9000. Switching to combat mode.
2. (Monotone) Target identified: Ragna the Bloodedge. Engaging I.D.E.A. Engine. Prepare yourself, Ragna-poo. If this stings, do not worry, that is supposed to happen. As they say, love hurts.
3. (Monotone) Error...error...error in neural network. Cannot...repair...cannot...cannot. (Extremely deep with no emotion as before) Hey-hey-heeeeeeey. What'd I tell you about comin' in my shed?
4. (Very high, squeaky, no emotion) What does Mrs. Kokonoe (Koh-koh-no-eh) think of her kids? She thinks we're all swello-matic.
5. (Suddenly infuriated) Hands off my man, you skunk-bag! Ragna belongs to Lambda-11, not Nu!
6. (In various accents with little to no emotion; you decide which accents to do. You can do Spanish, Texan, German, Australian, British, Italian, it doesn't matter. Just give at least three or four so I can hear the different voices.) Improvise for this part. Be random and funny!
****The deadline is May 4th.*****
I'm not picky about audio formats, but please make sure they are .wav's or .mp3's of good quality with no background noise/popping etc.. The audition files can be one long file, or it can be a zip folded with the individual lines. Again, I'm not very picky.
My business email is helpmedoctorhazama@gmail.com. Let me know who you are, what your username is, and who you're trying out for.
Thank you very much for your time and I hope you are interested in joining the show!
~Daggertail100
