Well it's my tenth year anniversary in this little lovely hobby of ours, and I don't really have anything special to show for it, what I DO have is a short piece of audio humiliation.
HERE (click to stream, or right-click and Save)
The clip is mostly made up of bloops and terribly written lines from late 2003-2006, there is a piece here or there stretching to 2002 or 2008, but on the whole I'm not very funny outside of that middling period in VA life. That being the case I left a lot of that stuff out, and it's arguable that what I did include isn't very funny either, but that's where the humiliation comes in. It isn't presented in any kind of order, but I don't think that really matters. You can basically tell how old something is via the mic quality.
There isn't much to say here that isn't said in that clip, I'm very grateful to have been a member of this hobby, and this community. And in my own way I love each and every one of you, even if you think I'm a tool for it. I've fallen out of touch with a lot of you in recent years, and as a consequence several of you have forgotten who I am/was (I blame my crazy name), but I'm always on the other end of the line. So if any of you want to get back in contact, I want you to know I'm all for it ^_^
All that being said, here's to another amazing decade!
Thanks again everyone
EDIT: So up until yesterday (May 8th), this was at the top of Short Audio since its posting. It was nice to be king for over a month ^^' (seriously people, post more, this is crazy).