Lucy: So this is Fairy Tail, huh?
Natsu: The hell happened to your voice?
Lucy: Balsitosis, it gets around..
Natsu: Thank god it didn't effect anyone important.
- Bora in the distance: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! -
Natsu: Nope, no one important.
-Kicks the door open.-
Natsu: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII guys.
- Quiet. -
Natsu: ...Wha--
- INTRO! -
Makarov: I WANT YOU TO STOP ALL YOUR WHINING AND BITCHING BECAUSE WE HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
- Fairy Tail members are saddened. -
Lucy: Holy celestial shit he's huge!
- Makarov turns little. -
Makarov: I'm kidding, we're Fairy Tail. We don't give two shits about nothing.
Screaming Random: FUCKIN' LOVE YOU MAKAROV!
Mirajane: Hey guys, welcome to Fairy Tail.
Natsu: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU DUMB BI--
Gray: NATSU! That's no way to talk to a WOMAN. DO IT LIKE.. THIS!
- Gray goes over to Lucy.-
Gray: Let's fuck.
Lucy: NO!
-FRIENDZONED.-
Laxus: HEY!
...Shut up!
Natsu: I am easily offended by this comment! Hyah!
Laxus: Bitch, please.
- Makarov slams Natsu into the floor. -
Makarov: Pecking order, my boy.
..Pecking order.
Screaming Random: I STILL FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!
- Erza walks in. -
Erza: You see this horn right here? Well, I took this from a wooly mammoth.
Natsu: Those are extin--
Erza: Shut your facetrap! I am on my period. Now if you don't want me to sodomize you with this horn, I gladly suggest you shut up this very instant.
Natsu: ...Y-yes ma'am.
Erza: Now, to advance the plot.
Gray: Your mom has a plot!
Erza: Yes, and how is Ur these days, still in ice?
Gray: Yep!
Erza: Now to advance the plot!
Gray: YOUR MOM HAS A PLO--
Erza: So basically we've been asked to go on some dangerous mission that could possibly endanger our very lives, as well as the very existence of this whole planet.
Natsu: Well come on, let's go!
Makarov: It isn't that easy Natsu.
Natsu: Why's that?
Makarov: Because you don't have..
Random #2: Sir, they all left.
Makarov: Oh, well..
That's unfortunate.
Screaming Random: I WANT YOUR BA--
---------------------------------------------
Narrator: SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Gray: You have no idea how to speak to women!
Natsu: At least I'm not the one that gets friendzoned!
- Natsu and Gray bickering. -
Lucy: Geez, and I'm stuck with this for more than 100 episodes..
Happy: Don't worry, you get used to it after about 50.
Lucy: 50?
Natsu: Oh yeah, Erza!
Erza: What?
Natsu: Wanna fight inexplicably to show character development between our characters?
Erza: Sure, why the hell not? Got nothing else better to do.
Natsu: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- They go on the train. -
Erza: WAIT A SECOND.
- Train stops. -
Erza: I FORGOT MY GAME BOY!
All of them: WHAAAAAAAT?!
Erza: I COMMAND THIS TRAIN TO TURN AROUND!
Gray: You can't simply just turn the train..
- It turns around. -
Gray: Around..
------------------------------------------------
-Natsu, Gray, Erza and Happy stare at the completely destroyed guild with giant pillars sticking out of it.-
All except Lucy: HOLY SHIT, THE GUILD'S DESTROYED!
Erza: MY GAME BOY!
Lucy: Ah, don't worry you guys, insurance'll cover it.
Natsu: WE DON'T HAVE INSURANCE.
-comedic pause.-
Lucy: HOLY SHIT, THE GUILD'S DE--
-----------------------------------------------
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Phantom Lord guild.
- Phantom Lord guild members mutter and talk, but quiet enough so that you could hear the characters speak. -
Jose: That was some excellent work destroying the Fairy Tail guild there, Gajeel. You really made me proud.
Gajeel: I did it for my own gain... I did it because I want to see the look on the face on that Dragon Slayer from Fairy Tail.
- Gajeel laughs maniacly.-
Gajeel: It'll be a real bloody riot! I can just see it now!
- Gajeel laughs some more, but even more maniac as they pan out of the building of the Phantom Lord guild.-
------------------------------------------------
Natsu: Is it just me or do you guys hear cackling?
Lucy: I don't hear anything. ...Since the accident...
Natsu: That's great Lucy but we're trying to find out WHO'S LAUGHING!
Lucy: WHAT?!
Natsu: I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID.. ..Fuck, it's just not worth it anymore..
- comedic pause. -
Lucy: WHAT?!
Happy: OH FOR FAIRY'S SAKE.
Erza: -Repeats "My Game Boy" over and over, getting louder as she says it.-
-------------------------------------------------
Mirajane: Are you sure we're gonna be okay in here?
Makarov: Oh I'm sure of it Mira. Natsu hasn't let us down before.
- In the background, you hear... -
Natsu: I'm gonna take you down.
Totomaru: That's what you think, little man!
Natsu: Oh yeah?! BRING IT ON!
Totomaru: Hey! Look over there!
Natsu: WHA- OH GOD! IT BURNS!
- Back to Mirajane and Makarov. -
Mirajane: Yep, we're screwed.
Makarov: Indubitably.
Screaming Random: I STILL LOVE YOU MAKAROV!
Makarov: -yelling- I SWEAR TO GOD JIM, I'M GOING TO..
... -sigh- He has tourettes.
Mirajane: Poor guy.
Makarov: I know, but what can you do?
Mirajane: Well~...
-------------------------------------------------
Erza: My Game Boy.. OH! Sorry. I was in some kind of trance. What were we talking about?
Gray: Well, our guild is destroyed, Natsu is currently fighting a guy whom uses the same element he does, and can use it against him. Seems like he'll never win. WELL! IT'S TIME I GO FACE ONE OF THE ELEMENT 4.
-Gray sees Juvia.-
Gray: Well, you're hot. Wanna dance in the ways of.. love?
- Slurps sorta like Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs.-
Juvia: ...You're perfect..
..I want you..
Gray: Woah, never thought this would happen.
Juvia: I'm going to have my way with you right here.. and now..
Gray: -Laughing in fear.- That's kinda more forward than I anticipated...
Juvia: And if you don't.. we're going to die together.
Gray: Wha--
-Back to Natsu's fight.-
-In the background.-
Gray: -Screaming in pain.- OH HOLY DELIORA! SHE'S WHIPPING ME!
Totomaru: I don't even know, man..
Natsu: I'm with you.
Totomaru: ..Wait, we were supposed to do something?
Natsu: Yeah, I hate when you forget stuff.
Totomaru: Yeah.. give me a sec..
..NOW I REME--
[ EPISODE END. ]
--------------------------------------------------
Narrator: Welcome to the "Super Informative Amazing Intellectual Grand Show of Super Awesomeness!" starring your host, Jellal!
Now.. what is your word of the day, Jellal?
Jellal: Demise.
Narrator: Demise, that's a GREAT word! Can we use it in a sentence?
Jellal: "Your demise will be pleasuring to hear."
Narrator: That's nice..
Jellal: -Laughs evilly.-
- The T.V. cuts out to snow.-
Originally Posted by Praxis678
