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  1. #1 Fairy Tail: The Abridged Series Episode 2 [ SCRIPT ] 
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    Lucy: So this is Fairy Tail, huh?


    Natsu: The hell happened to your voice?


    Lucy: Balsitosis, it gets around..


    Natsu: Thank god it didn't effect anyone important.


    - Bora in the distance: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! -


    Natsu: Nope, no one important.


    -Kicks the door open.-


    Natsu: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII guys.


    - Quiet. -


    Natsu: ...Wha--


    - INTRO! -


    Makarov: I WANT YOU TO STOP ALL YOUR WHINING AND BITCHING BECAUSE WE HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.


    - Fairy Tail members are saddened. -


    Lucy: Holy celestial shit he's huge!


    - Makarov turns little. -


    Makarov: I'm kidding, we're Fairy Tail. We don't give two shits about nothing.


    Screaming Random: FUCKIN' LOVE YOU MAKAROV!


    Mirajane: Hey guys, welcome to Fairy Tail.


    Natsu: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU DUMB BI--


    Gray: NATSU! That's no way to talk to a WOMAN. DO IT LIKE.. THIS!


    - Gray goes over to Lucy.-


    Gray: Let's fuck.


    Lucy: NO!


    -FRIENDZONED.-


    Laxus: HEY!


    ...Shut up!


    Natsu: I am easily offended by this comment! Hyah!


    Laxus: Bitch, please.


    - Makarov slams Natsu into the floor. -


    Makarov: Pecking order, my boy.


    ..Pecking order.




    Screaming Random: I STILL FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!


    - Erza walks in. -


    Erza: You see this horn right here? Well, I took this from a wooly mammoth.


    Natsu: Those are extin--


    Erza: Shut your facetrap! I am on my period. Now if you don't want me to sodomize you with this horn, I gladly suggest you shut up this very instant.


    Natsu: ...Y-yes ma'am.


    Erza: Now, to advance the plot.


    Gray: Your mom has a plot!


    Erza: Yes, and how is Ur these days, still in ice?


    Gray: Yep!


    Erza: Now to advance the plot!


    Gray: YOUR MOM HAS A PLO--


    Erza: So basically we've been asked to go on some dangerous mission that could possibly endanger our very lives, as well as the very existence of this whole planet.


    Natsu: Well come on, let's go!


    Makarov: It isn't that easy Natsu.


    Natsu: Why's that?


    Makarov: Because you don't have..


    Random #2: Sir, they all left.


    Makarov: Oh, well..


    That's unfortunate.


    Screaming Random: I WANT YOUR BA--


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    Narrator: SOMEWHERE ELSE.


    Gray: You have no idea how to speak to women!


    Natsu: At least I'm not the one that gets friendzoned!


    - Natsu and Gray bickering. -


    Lucy: Geez, and I'm stuck with this for more than 100 episodes..


    Happy: Don't worry, you get used to it after about 50.


    Lucy: 50?


    Natsu: Oh yeah, Erza!


    Erza: What?


    Natsu: Wanna fight inexplicably to show character development between our characters?


    Erza: Sure, why the hell not? Got nothing else better to do.


    Natsu: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


    - They go on the train. -


    Erza: WAIT A SECOND.


    - Train stops. -


    Erza: I FORGOT MY GAME BOY!


    All of them: WHAAAAAAAT?!


    Erza: I COMMAND THIS TRAIN TO TURN AROUND!


    Gray: You can't simply just turn the train..


    - It turns around. -


    Gray: Around..


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    -Natsu, Gray, Erza and Happy stare at the completely destroyed guild with giant pillars sticking out of it.-


    All except Lucy: HOLY SHIT, THE GUILD'S DESTROYED!


    Erza: MY GAME BOY!


    Lucy: Ah, don't worry you guys, insurance'll cover it.


    Natsu: WE DON'T HAVE INSURANCE.


    -comedic pause.-


    Lucy: HOLY SHIT, THE GUILD'S DE--


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    Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Phantom Lord guild.


    - Phantom Lord guild members mutter and talk, but quiet enough so that you could hear the characters speak. -


    Jose: That was some excellent work destroying the Fairy Tail guild there, Gajeel. You really made me proud.


    Gajeel: I did it for my own gain... I did it because I want to see the look on the face on that Dragon Slayer from Fairy Tail.


    - Gajeel laughs maniacly.-


    Gajeel: It'll be a real bloody riot! I can just see it now!


    - Gajeel laughs some more, but even more maniac as they pan out of the building of the Phantom Lord guild.-


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    Natsu: Is it just me or do you guys hear cackling?


    Lucy: I don't hear anything. ...Since the accident...


    Natsu: That's great Lucy but we're trying to find out WHO'S LAUGHING!


    Lucy: WHAT?!


    Natsu: I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID.. ..Fuck, it's just not worth it anymore..


    - comedic pause. -


    Lucy: WHAT?!


    Happy: OH FOR FAIRY'S SAKE.


    Erza: -Repeats "My Game Boy" over and over, getting louder as she says it.-


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    Mirajane: Are you sure we're gonna be okay in here?


    Makarov: Oh I'm sure of it Mira. Natsu hasn't let us down before.


    - In the background, you hear... -


    Natsu: I'm gonna take you down.


    Totomaru: That's what you think, little man!


    Natsu: Oh yeah?! BRING IT ON!


    Totomaru: Hey! Look over there!


    Natsu: WHA- OH GOD! IT BURNS!


    - Back to Mirajane and Makarov. -


    Mirajane: Yep, we're screwed.


    Makarov: Indubitably.




    Screaming Random: I STILL LOVE YOU MAKAROV!


    Makarov: -yelling- I SWEAR TO GOD JIM, I'M GOING TO..


    ... -sigh- He has tourettes.


    Mirajane: Poor guy.


    Makarov: I know, but what can you do?


    Mirajane: Well~...


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    Erza: My Game Boy.. OH! Sorry. I was in some kind of trance. What were we talking about?


    Gray: Well, our guild is destroyed, Natsu is currently fighting a guy whom uses the same element he does, and can use it against him. Seems like he'll never win. WELL! IT'S TIME I GO FACE ONE OF THE ELEMENT 4.


    -Gray sees Juvia.-


    Gray: Well, you're hot. Wanna dance in the ways of.. love?


    - Slurps sorta like Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs.-


    Juvia: ...You're perfect..


    ..I want you..


    Gray: Woah, never thought this would happen.


    Juvia: I'm going to have my way with you right here.. and now..


    Gray: -Laughing in fear.- That's kinda more forward than I anticipated...


    Juvia: And if you don't.. we're going to die together.


    Gray: Wha--


    -Back to Natsu's fight.-


    -In the background.-


    Gray: -Screaming in pain.- OH HOLY DELIORA! SHE'S WHIPPING ME!




    Totomaru: I don't even know, man..


    Natsu: I'm with you.


    Totomaru: ..Wait, we were supposed to do something?


    Natsu: Yeah, I hate when you forget stuff.


    Totomaru: Yeah.. give me a sec..


    ..NOW I REME--


    [ EPISODE END. ]
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    Narrator: Welcome to the "Super Informative Amazing Intellectual Grand Show of Super Awesomeness!" starring your host, Jellal!


    Now.. what is your word of the day, Jellal?


    Jellal: Demise.


    Narrator: Demise, that's a GREAT word! Can we use it in a sentence?


    Jellal: "Your demise will be pleasuring to hear."


    Narrator: That's nice..


    Jellal: -Laughs evilly.-


    - The T.V. cuts out to snow.-
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    So when is the episode that this script was made for coming out?
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  5. #5 Re: Fairy Tail: The Abridged Series Episode 2 [ SCRIPT ] 
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    Quote Originally Posted by Praxis678 View Post
    So when is the episode that this script was made for coming out?
    Don't worry, as soon as Erza hands in her lines, which won't be too long now, it will be given to our editor, then within 2 more weeks of editing, it should be out.
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