It's been a... long, long time since the thread at the top of this forum was posted. It's gone through a lot of board changes and, in the process, even lost a lot of the posts within it... including the original OP! It's been decided that, despite the tradition of just... leaving it there, it's time to move on.
Welcome to "Stand Up And Shout Like A Newb!" Version... uh, Infinity! Originated by Celena-Chan, an old poster who left a long time ago, the survey was meant to be a fun way for new posters (and old!) to possibly get to know one another and see what ridiculous answers people came up with. To that end, I've crafted a new survey!
If you're new to the board, welcome! You're in the right forum to start out in! Give this survey a shot and you'll already be following unspoken rule #1 of the VAA: Have fun!
If you're not new and whether or not you've taken this survey before, feel free to do it again! The other new posters might like a chance to get to know you as well!
And now, without further ado:
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number.
2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age?
3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented?
4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have?
5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro?
6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream?
7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose?
8. What would you name it?
9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway?
10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore?
This Or That
1. Pancakes or waffles?
2. Dogs or cats?
3. Light or dark?
4. AC or DC?
5. Mamas or papas?
6. Twist or shout?
7. Mario or Luigi?
8. Tall or short?
9. Cat poop or dog poop?
10. Vampires or werewolves?
It's Random Time!
1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?
2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?
3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?
4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs?
5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?
6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?
7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?
8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?
9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.
10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?
Would You Rather...
1. Be able to fly or teleport?
2. Play as Ken or Ryu?
3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?
4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know?
5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?
6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?
7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?
8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?
9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?
10. In love with me?
If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...
2. Steal from the government?
3. Steal from the poor?
4. Punch a nun?
5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?
6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?
7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?
8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?
9. Wear Crocs?
10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?
1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?
2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?
3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?
4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?
5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?
6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?
7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?
8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?
9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?
10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?