Stand Up And Shout Like A Newb! Ver ∞ - Would You Like To Take A Survey?

[Matt Cruea]

It's been a... long, long time since the thread at the top of this forum was posted. It's gone through a lot of board changes and, in the process, even lost a lot of the posts within it... including the original OP! It's been decided that, despite the tradition of just... leaving it there, it's time to move on.

Welcome to "Stand Up And Shout Like A Newb!" Version... uh, Infinity! Originated by Celena-Chan, an old poster who left a long time ago, the survey was meant to be a fun way for new posters (and old!) to possibly get to know one another and see what ridiculous answers people came up with. To that end, I've crafted a new survey!

If you're new to the board, welcome! You're in the right forum to start out in! Give this survey a shot and you'll already be following unspoken rule #1 of the VAA: Have fun!

If you're not new and whether or not you've taken this survey before, feel free to do it again! The other new posters might like a chance to get to know you as well!

And now, without further ado:

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number.

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age?

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented?

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have?

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro?

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream?

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose?

8. What would you name it?

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway?

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore?

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles?

2. Dogs or cats?

3. Light or dark?

4. AC or DC?

5. Mamas or papas?

6. Twist or shout?

7. Mario or Luigi?

8. Tall or short?

9. Cat poop or dog poop?

10. Vampires or werewolves?

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs?

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport?

2. Play as Ken or Ryu?

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know?

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?

Are you...

1. Intelligent?

2. Verbose?

3. Deciduous?

4. Monotonic?

5. Swanky?

6. Semidictatorial?

7. Voluminous?

8. Bored?

9. Confused?

10. In love with me?

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak?

2. Steal from the government?

3. Steal from the poor?

4. Punch a nun?

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?

9. Wear Crocs?

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?

[Matt Cruea]

Of course, I'll start us off!

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 13

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? It's not. As of this posting, I'm 26.

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? Probably visual on the whole, though when it comes to voice acting I'm audio all the way.

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? XY-man

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? Hella lame, brah!

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? To be a game show host. SHUT UP.

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? A unicorn would honestly rule.

8. What would you name it? Lord Stormthunderer

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? Just pollen, really.

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? I was a construction worker last year.

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes.

2. Dogs or cats? Dogs.

3. Light or dark? Dark.

4. AC or DC? Uh... DC? This is dumb.

5. Mamas or papas? Papas.

6. Twist or shout? Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

7. Mario or Luigi? 'weej

8. Tall or short? Well, I'm 6'4, so...

9. Cat poop or dog poop? ...dog poop.

10. Vampires or werewolves? Vampires

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur? I think he probably loses his hand. The original form of this question was much dirtier, and you're free to speculate about that!

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)? Definitely Dark Penguins. The evillest of creatures.

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go? Ugh, yes.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? [u]Not at all! That's a lot of hot dogs![/i]

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping? Cheese! Thanks for the pony, DAD!

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight? Superman's dad.

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver? I walk in on Forrest Gump shaking hands with John F. Kennedy, deck him, and yell "I SAVE YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. NO NEED TO THANK ME."

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that? Um, I think I made it better, guy.

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't. Nah, you're pretty as a pistol, doll.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested? I'm retired from henching, sorry. It just ain't what it used to be.

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport? Teleport.

2. Play as Ken or Ryu? Ryu.

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis? The moon!

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? The explosion.

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune? Wheel of Fortune

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)? Chicken strips

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk? Skim

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave? UGH. The former, I think.

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony? It changes. Currently: Microsoft

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART? GOLF CART. YEAAAHHH

Are you...

1. Intelligent? Of course.

2. Verbose? Indubitably.]

3. Deciduous? Not quite.

4. Monotonic? Absolutely not!

5. Swanky? Occasionally

6. Semidictatorial? Not really

7. Voluminous? That's just mean

8. Bored? A bit

9. Confused? Not so much

10. In love with me? Well of course, you rascal!

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak? Nah

2. Steal from the government? Maybe? Depends on how evil the government is!

3. Steal from the poor? Nah

4. Punch a nun? Maybe? Depends on how evil the nun is!

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill? Oh yeah. She makes great pies.

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots? No. It's hard to compete with rabbits.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal? Nah. I don't need no stinking medals.

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater? If there was a fire.

9. Wear Crocs? NEVER

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it? Hmmm... possibly!

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me? Oh no, sir.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right? Oh GOD yes

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time? We both know I'm always right.

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions? Well, I also just wrote all of them, so...

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions? I think so!

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions? ...yes? No? What?

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up? Yes!

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had? YOU DICK

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME? Not much. Now c'mere and gimme some sugar, me.

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue? I've been part of the community for ten years as of this month! I don't really audition for projects but always like to help when I get scouted, so I guess I'll continue as long as I'm able/interested! I've been here long enough as it is!

[Kei]

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 16

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? Pfft, No. I'm 23 --24 end of November <3 16 was how old I was when I joined the VAA, however.

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? Audio, Radio plays are allot fun <3

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? Ummm...I'm a dude?

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? Stupid. If I see you wearing such I will mock you. Behind your back of course, I'm not EVIL.

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? I don't even know!

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? A griffin D8

8. What would you name it? Griffy

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? Ragweed...it's hitting me hard lately.

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? Ash Crimson from King of Fighters Maximum Impact REG A Another Model >D;

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Waffles

2. Dogs or cats? Cats. Dogs are stupid.

3. Light or dark? Light <3

4. AC or DC? AC!

5. Mamas or papas? Um. Papas ;D

6. Twist or shout? Shout. I'm a loud guy.

7. Mario or Luigi? Luigi, shorties suck.

8. Tall or short? TALL! :O!! Tall is hot...I'm moderately tall too

9. Cat poop or dog poop? Cat poop! Dogs suck, remember?

10. Vampires or werewolves? Vampires. Dogs suck.

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?
I imagine an energy force of some sort would blast them away from me as I transform.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?
No. The biggest threat is the newb who posts under me! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?
No.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? Probably not.

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?
Pep and Cheese, sometimes mushrooms. Simple.

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?
=[ Lex Luthor! Who's Superman gonna beat up? Me or his arch-nemesis?

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?
Battle Royale, no line, I'm playing the dead body of Yuichiro Takiguchi <3

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?
Because...I want to belong=[

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.
No, I waited an hour for you to get ready and this is what I get?

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?
Sure, but I want to be in your main two slot. You know how they always have the muscle and the brains behind them? I want to be the brains, but less brainy.

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport?
Teleport

2. Play as Ken or Ryu?
Ken, Ryu just depresses me.

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?
Atlantis, I imagine it's gorgeous.

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know?
Explosion, it'd probably be quicker. Being recognized is nice =x

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?
American Idol...mostly cause I can't sing and I wish I could.

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?
Strips

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?
Chocolate Millk

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?
One city for life, my town is just way too small. One year is a second when you 'live forever' so I'd rather live in a city where there are plenty of opportunities and ways to occupy my time.

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
Nintendo

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?
Rollerblades

Are you...

1. Intelligent?
Nein!

2. Verbose?
Huh?

3. Deciduous?
Not on the first date.

4. Monotonic?
Only on the first date

5. Swanky?
On every date ;D

6. Semidictatorial?
Non

7. Voluminous?
Werd

8. Bored?
Yeh

9. Confused?
Always

10. In love with me?
Uguu...hai. Aishiteru Matt-kun <3

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak?
Naaa

2. Steal from the government?
Hell ya

3. Steal from the poor?
No, I'd feel bad.

4. Punch a nun?
Lmfao, maybe once

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?
Omg, yes. I could do it anyway though...what's the chances she catches me?

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?
Meh, I'll survive without

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?
Hell ya! "I don't know how those caltrops got on the track.

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?
Pfft, ya.

9. Wear Crocs?
EW, NO!

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?
Yes

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?
No, but I'm most def yer equal.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?
Hai <3

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?
It hurts.

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?
Nope!

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?
Not at all,.

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?
Yes!

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?
Yes!

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?
Yes!

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?
Yes!

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?
8 years, and probably for quite a while more.

[Ichahime626]

I'm next~ OwO

1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 12

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? Of course not. I'm 4 years older than that~ ^w^

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? Visual~

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? XX <-- For girls right? OuO

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? Neither. Maybe the person's cold and don't have money to buy shoes~ xD /shot

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? To be a vet xD Now it's different~

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? Dragons~ Cuz they're cool~!>83

8. What would you name it? Uhh~ Aria? <---- Think of a fast name to finish this survey quickly xD

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? I was allergic to seafood. And yes, I'm gonna eat it anyway~

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? No Halloween day in my country~ QAQ

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakees~

2. Dogs or cats? Dogs

3. Light or dark? Liight!

4. AC or DC? What's that suppose to mean? OuO*confused*

5. Mamas or papas? Both~ ^w^

6. Twist or shout? Shout~~?

7. Mario or Luigi? Mario~

8. Tall or short? Tall~

9. Cat poop or dog poop? Wa? Is that important? =w=a

10. Vampires or werewolves? Werewolves~ (Like Jacob~ xD)

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur? The helmet's made of strong metal~ Nothing can pierce thru it~ >83

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)? What are dark penguins? OuO Penguins are supposed to be dark colored, right? /shot

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go? Wuut? No thanks~ I'm a busy person y'know~! If you want to do it, then do it in front of meh~ If not, then I can find other people to do a comedy~ xD

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? I dunno~ =w=a

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping? Pony and Pizza topping. What's the relevance? OuO

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight? I dunno~ Kryptonite? *w*

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver? Harry Potter,, the part when there were dragons in ett~ "Wow~ Dragonnss~! Can I keep 'em Harry" //shot

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that? Cuz It's not important. Really. =w=

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't. Wuut? What dress? I don't see any dress~ >w<

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested? No, I'll pass~

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport? teleport~ It's much more convenient~ xD

2. Play as Ken or Ryu? Who're they? OuO

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis? Atlantis~! There's nothing on the moon, man~

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? Uhh~ I'd rather live and pretend nothing happens~ xD //shothead

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune? Wheel of Fortune~~

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)? Chicken nuggets~

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk? strawberry milk~

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave? The first one of course~ I love my country~ xD

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony? Nintendo and Sony~ They're a perfect match~ OuO

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART? Rollerblades~~

Are you...

1. Intelligent? Nope~ I hate calculating things~ >w<

2. Verbose? Nope, except when I'm going crazy~ (like right now xD)

3. Deciduous? Aww, C'mon~ What's with the hard vocabs? I'm not good at vocabs TT^TT --> I think it's a no~?

4. Monotonic? Nuooo~ I think?

5. Swanky? (ughh~! These vocabs are torturing meehh~ >w<) Depends on my mood~

6. Semidictatorial? (again~? >w<) *dies*

7. Voluminous? Nope~ I'm a quiet one~ ^w^

8. Bored? Yup~ That's why I did this survey~ xD //shot

9. Confused? Yea~ Since the beginning~ >w<

10. In love with me? Who are you? OwO I don't know youuu~ (yet xD)

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak? Dunno~ =w=

2. Steal from the government? Yeaa~ and give it to the poor~ >83 Yeahh~! //shot

3. Steal from the poor? Nope~

4. Punch a nun? What for!? =w=

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill? Nope~ I'd rather eat chocolate my mum bought me~ xD

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots? Don't liek carrots~ TT^TT

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal? Nope~ I'd never went to Olympics anyways~ =A=

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater? Yeaaaa-No. I'd rather not =w=a

9. Wear Crocs? I wear them everyday~ ^w^

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it? No thanks~ =w=

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me? Dunno~ Maybe?

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right? Uhh~ Dunno~ Don't want to admit that yet~~

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time? Wuut? Who says I'm wrong~? //shot

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions? Yeah. Please stop it. TT^TT

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions? Uh-huh~

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions? Yes of coursee~ Let's finish this right nowww~~ >83

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up? Last question eh? =A=

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had? Soo glad that I'd throw out a party~ OuO

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME? Stop these stupid questions right nowww~ TT^TT

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue? <---- Now this is a qualify question~ ^^ Dunno yet~ But gonna stick to it a bit longer~~

Finally finissshhheeedddd~!!! *throwapartyrightaway* OwO

[1Megabirds]

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 23

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? 15

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? Visual

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? X & X

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? Stupid IMO, but if you think it's comfortable, just wear it.

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? Nightmares about Cookie Monster eating me. IDK why?

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? An Hippogrif

8. What would you name it? ?? Hippo ?

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? Allergic to small animals, like Guinea Pigs & Cats.

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? Zombie Detective! Includes a long coat

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Waffles

2. Dogs or cats? Cats, dogs poo everywhere where you walk.

3. Light or dark? Hard one... Dark.

4. AC or DC? ??

5. Mamas or papas? Both, otherwise I wouldn't be here xD

6. Twist or shout? Twist

7. Mario or Luigi? Luigi

8. Tall or short? I'm short >:O

9. Cat poop or dog poop? Goldfish Poop still rules

10. Vampires or werewolves? Anything that does not sparkle. So werewolves I guess, unless they come in Sparkly Edition

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur? Guy gets his molecules mixed up with the helmet.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)? Yes my lord.

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go? No thanks, it's Pedobear in a man costume.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? I think so. I could eat a lot of Hotdogs.

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping? Cheese, cheese and cheese.

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight? Zeus The Almighty

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver? I don't know? RHPS?

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that? ??

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't. Wait, what, what dress?

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested? No thanks.

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport? Teleporting, it's faster and comes more in handy

2. Play as Ken or Ryu? ??

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis? Atlantis.

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? Live as a coward!

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune? Where I get the most money of course xD

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)? Chicken nuggets

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk? Chocolate Milk.

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave? First option

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony? Nintendo!

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART? Golf Cart > *goes on rampage with Golf Cart*

Are you...

1. Intelligent? I suppose so, I have Ancient Greek language lessons at my school?

2. Verbose? I don't know.

3. ? Don't know.

4. Monotonic? When I'm very tired.

5. Swanky? Depends on my mood

6. Semidictatorial? ??

7. Voluminous? I'm not thin, and not big... I guess medium?

8. Bored? not really.

9. Confused? At this moment, yes.

10. In love with me? Maybe??

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak? Hehehe, maybe.

2. Steal from the government? Yes, because they're being ruining the country instead of ruling it >

3. Steal from the poor? No never.

4. Punch a nun? Yes

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill? OMNOMNOM Which pie??

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots? No.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal? Maybe.

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater? No.

9. Wear Crocs? Nevar.

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it? No.

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me? Maybe.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right? ...

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time? I'm sure you know the answer to that, buddy.

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions? What do you think?

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions? Yes.

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions? ...

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up? Dunno.

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had? You cheater!!

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME? Getting to the point of this.

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue? Really short, and I don't know.

[finalCrystine]

Hmm never done this survey


For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 12

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? No, I'm 20

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? Visual

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? eeh, what?

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? I don't care

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? Being a wolf o.o

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? Dragon

8. What would you name it? I'm terrible with names xD Eehm, Draco?

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? no, not allergic

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? goth girl. I don't do halloween in the Netherlands, but I was in Canada last year xD

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes

2. Dogs or cats? Cats

3. Light or dark? Dark

4. AC or DC? AC

5. Mamas or papas? Papas

6. Twist or shout? Shout

7. Mario or Luigi? Mario

8. Tall or short? Tall

9. Cat poop or dog poop? Dog poop, that's in a yard, so you don't have to clean, but the smell stays terrible at both

10. Vampires or werewolves? werewolves

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur? My helmet still works of course, he just looses his hand. Or it gets cut off, or he rips it off by freeing himself

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)? Oh yes, they are so scary

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go? What's the catch?

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? I can eat two hotdogs

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping? I hate pizza

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight? Optimus prime!

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver? Avatar - probably something in the navi language

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that? People won't understand what I say, just do a decent translation and everything is good.

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't. o.o

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested? No

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport? Teleport

2. Play as Ken or Ryu? Dont know o.o

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis? Atlantis! That at least looks pretty

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? I don't want to be famous by dying, so the second option. That kid can have a good life hopefully

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune? Wheel of fortune

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)? Normal chicken? is that an option too?

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk? Chocolate

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave? The first one.

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony? Sony, though their helpdesk sucks

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART? Golf cart, you can sit in it

Are you...

1. Intelligent? Not the most intelligent person

2. Verbose? Not really

3. Deciduous? eeh

4. Monotonic? I don't know what this word means

5. Swanky? No

6. Semidictatorial? No?

7. Voluminous? hm?

8. Bored? No

9. Confused? I am confused often

10. In love with me? no, I'm sorry

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak? No

2. Steal from the government? Maybe

3. Steal from the poor? No, I'm poor myself xD

4. Punch a nun? No

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill? No

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots? No, I'll buy them

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal? No

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater? No

9. Wear Crocs? No

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it? No, that's disrespectful

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me? I am?

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right? If I knew how you looked like

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time? lol

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions? Yes, have to go to sleep

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions? I didn't notice no :O

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions? Yeah, it was the best thing of my life

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up? yes

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had? I saw there was another question below when answering the previous one

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME? Alright fine, I accept

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue? Omg, a serious question! Well, I started a year ago, but I kept it to myself, joined here a half a year ago and will probably continue till I can't anymore

[Sukisho]

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 72

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? No. 27

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? I'm more visual, but doesn't really matter when it comes to productions

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? XY...though some people like to think otherwise

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? stuppppppid.

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream? To become a Chef.

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose? Dragon

8. What would you name it? I dunno. I've never been good with making names >_>

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? Just some pollen as far as I know.

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? I haven't done that for years so I don't remember.


This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes, totally Pancakes.

2. Dogs or cats? Cats.

3. Light or dark? DARK.

4. AC or DC? What is this I don't even?

5. Mamas or papas? Come again?

6. Twist or shout? TWIST!

7. Mario or Luigi? It's a-me Mario.

8. Tall or short? Tall.

9. Cat poop or dog poop? Neither O_o

10. Vampires or werewolves? Vampires.


It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur? The helmet materializes and cuts his hand off of course.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)? Of course, don't you? They are everywhere! Even now they are staring at me as I type this.

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go? I'd wonder what he means by "Free Comedy".

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs? YUM HOT DOGS...but damn that'd be a lot of them

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping? BRING IT! Pepperoni

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight? Help? Hell no, I can take care of myself!

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver? Lord of the Rings and it'd be something in elvish

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that? Who said I ruined it? Maybe I made it better? You'll never know cause you can't understand what I'm saying cause they forgot to include subtitles!

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't. It makes you look fat.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested? Sorry. I don't Hench.

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport? Teleport, totally faster than flying.

2. Play as Ken or Ryu? Don't they usually have pretty much the same moves? So does it really matter which I pick?

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis? Atlantis. Underwater civilizations are awesome!

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? Tsunami, cause I really don't care much about the president.

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune? Wheel of Fortune. Idol is overrated.

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)? Chicken strips!

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk? Strawberry or Chocolate Milk please.

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?
Live forever in one place and never be able to leave... I don't care to travel much.

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony? Nintendo or Sony.

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART? None.

Are you...

1. Intelligent? I like to think so.

2. Verbose? I beg your pudding?

3. Deciduous? Nope.

4. Monotonic? Most DEFINITELY not.

5. Swanky? Sure.

6. Semidictatorial? Nope.

7. Voluminous? Most definitely not.

8. Bored? Most of the time.

9. Confused? Just a bit.

10. In love with me? No.

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak? Hmm no.

2. Steal from the government? I think I already do this...

3. Steal from the poor? If they are poor what would I be stealing? Seems useless.

4. Punch a nun? Only if they really deserved it.

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill? PIE! YUM!

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots? Nah.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal? Oh yeah!

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater? Yes, cause that could be amusing.

9. Wear Crocs? HELL NO.

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it? Sure...wait who would actually bury their money with them...

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me? We'll never know until they appear.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right? Only cause you asked.

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions? I've filled out surveys enough on FB, LJ and whatever so not really.

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions? Yeah.

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions? Sure.

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up? Yes.

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had? I feel happy, there's more nonsense to answer

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME? No. I want $100,000,000 in cash right now.

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue? About 9 years (on this forum anyway), quite a bit longer.

[AKeller]

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number. 16

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age? No, I'm 15, but I'll be 16 soon.

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented? visual

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have? What if I was to say I had neither?... XY

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro? whatever, bro

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream?to become a ninja

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose?a leviathan

8. What would you name it? Twinks

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway? nope

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore? Uh, I think it was just a Jason mask

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles? pancakes

2. Dogs or cats? dogs, cats don't like me

3. Light or dark? dark

4. AC or DC? AC

5. Mamas or papas? papas

6. Twist or shout? shout

7. Mario or Luigi? Mario, 'nuff said

8. Tall or short? I like girls short, nothing wrong with it

9. Cat poop or dog poop? neither

10. Vampires or werewolves? Vampires

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?
I forms over his hand then we both stand there akwardly trying not to make eye contact until everyone else is finished fighting.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?

No, it's facebook.

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?

It's kind of like when you see a pack of gum in the garbage, you want it, but you know you shouldn't take it. But as long as no one is around, go for it.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs?

That depends, are you going to watch?

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?

Pony...

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?

God, to resurect Bruce Lee

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?

Interview with a Vampire: Vampire Chronicles. When Brad Pitt throws Tom Cruise in the swamp. "See you later... aligator."

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?

I think it would be better that way.

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.

No, no. Don't go to all that trouble. It's lovely, really.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?

Depends, is there a dental plan?

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport?

Fly, then I could go fishing for birds.

2. Play as Ken or Ryu?

I don't play street fighter.

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?

Atlantis, I might meet some friends. Rather than getting probbed.

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know? Both, I'll die protecting an orphanage that explodes and I drown. Then one of the kids grows up to be the president.

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?

American Idol, because I can't sing and I'll prove to them that the show shouldn't around. *rubs chin and laughs maniacally*

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?

Chicken strips

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?

Dragon milk

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?

City, it's more difficult to be a ninja in my town. I blame the economy.

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?

Microsoft

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?

Rollerblading while holding onto a golf cart

Are you...

1. Intelligent?

Only in a evil way.

2. Verbose?

Quite the opposite, I use my mind to transmit messages.

3. Deciduous?

Well, I do shed my skin every once in a while...

4. Monotonic?

Only when I'm trying to bore someone to not realize my true intent.

5. Swanky?

The swankiest

6. Semidictatorial?

Only when I've got my captain's hat on. Or when I have company.

7. Voluminous?

What tomfoolery is this? I can see through you >:O

8. Bored?

Naturally, when do we get to the pillaging?

9. Confused?

Not even Jedi mind tricks can do that.

10. In love with me?

Hey, hold up, you haven't even boughten me dinner yet... or a PS3.

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak?

Is it wrong if I'd do it even if I would get caught? Because if so... I don't want to be right.

2. Steal from the government?

It depends what I'm stealing, of course ;D

3. Steal from the poor?

If they touch my captain's hat, you better believe it!

4. Punch a nun?

If she talks about my momma.

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?

No, well, because that's always just a diversion.

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?

Only to fuel my rabbits until I can release them upon the world. And when I do, run.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?

Now that's crossing the line! Unless we're down a few metals...

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?

No, but what about yelling shark on the beach?

9. Wear Crocs?

Only when going to fight a strong opponent.

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?

No, but if it had and awesome cellphone, that's a different story.

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?

Only the man who hangs around my neighborhood in a black trench coat and pulls people's pants down when they missbehave. My dad, btw.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?

Only if you sell me your soul, it's a fair trade.

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?

Kind of like how you feel all the time *oh snap* I'm sorry, it was too easy. *waiting for a comeback*

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?

Are you?

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?

Felt more like 85.

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?

I feel a little more mature, and a little more dead inside. I don't know if it's me feeling glad, but there's a sharp migrain now.

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?

Possibly, that depends if you're willing to give me your family sharingan.

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?

More dead inside

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?

I want three pinky toes, a lock of a witch's hair, the shell of a turtle that has been sitting in the sun at exactly 76 degrees, and your first born son. It could be someone else, I really wouldn't know.

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?

I've never really done it, I'm probably going to try soon.

[BenTuttle90]

And now, without further ado:

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number.
19,875

2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age?
21

3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented?
Visual

4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have?
XY

5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro?
Meh, I don't really care. I don't wear sandals.

6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream?
Be a meteorlogist.

7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose?
A Phoenix, though I have no clue what they like to eat.

8. What would you name it?
Feathers That bird will hate me for life for naming it that.

9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway?
Nothing that I know of

10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore?
I believe Jason Voorhees


This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes

2. Dogs or cats?
Cats

3. Light or dark?
Light

4. AC or DC?
AC

5. Mamas or papas?
all the leaves are brown *all the leaves are brown*
and the sky is grey * and the sky is grey*
I have been for a walk * I have been for a walk*
On a winter's day * On a winter's day*

Sorry I could not resist

6. Twist or shout?
Twist

7. Mario or Luigi?
Mario

8. Tall or short?
Tall

9. Cat poop or dog poop?
Cat...

10. Vampires or werewolves?
Well the Vampires got Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi, and Gary Oldman. Werewolves got Lon Chaney Jr.
Vampires...

It's Random Time! Yay!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?
The world errupts in a gigantic fireball. I blame the putty patroller for this.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?
Yes! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?
Pfft... maybe. Oh wait, he might not be funny. So no.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs?
I took the ACT


5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?
Well yeah I'm ready, he can be my accountant and pepperoni.

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?
Joe Pesci, Superman doesn't have a freaking chance.

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?
Any James Bond movie and say 'you're dead Bond' before Bond kills me

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?
I get paid for that role, so who cares.

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.
Well yeah, I have to admit that.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?
Yes, just don't send me on a mission to stop James Bond, because I don't want to play the redshirt guy again

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport?
Teleport, less hassle than the airport

2. Play as Ken or Ryu?
What?

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?
Alantis. It's expensive to live there, but not as expensive as El Dorado

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know?
Orphanage, more lives will be saved

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?
Wheel of Fortune

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?
Chicken Strips

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?
Skim Milk

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?
Live forever in one town

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
Sony

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?
Golf Cart, you can have a golf cart race

Are you...

1. Intelligent?
Depends, some say I am and some say I am not

2. Verbose?
Nope


3. Deciduous?
Perhaps...

4. Monotonic?
Nope

5. Swanky?
Uhh no...

6. Semidictatorial?
Maybe

7. Voluminous?
No.

8. Bored?
Perhaps.

9. Confused?
I am so confused!

10. In love with me?
No, you confused me.

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak?
No.

2. Steal from the government?
Well... maybe... are you from the government?

3. Steal from the poor?
No.

4. Punch a nun?
Uhh... if they're evil nuns, then maybe.

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?
If it's the best pie ever.

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?
I already steal from Farmer Maggot's crops, so yes.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?
Maybe... I would get caught afterwards. It always happens.

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?
No.

9. Wear Crocs?
NO!

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?
Yes... like that guy ever needs it again.

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?
I can't answer that... Superman and Joe Pesci will hurt me.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?
Umm ok...

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?
Oh that's what you think... PESCI!

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?
No, keep them coming.

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?
65 questions. Oh?

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?
It passed the time.

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?
No.

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?
Ah hah! I knew it! Get him Joe Pesci!

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?
Oh you don't have to apologize to me, apologize to Joe Pesci... you wasted like 10 seconds of his time. He has to fight Superman, but no... you had to get in the way

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?
Approximately 3 years and I have a long way to go before I stop.

[Seishiro17]

For Starters
1. Okay, start with the classics: Pick a number.
17 ^_^
2. Is that number your age? If not, what IS your age?
No, I'm 21 for now.
3. Are you more visual or audio-oriented?
Audio, video is still voodoo to me, I wave a rubber chicken around and hope.
4. You should have at least two chromosomes. Which two do you have?
XY, that's male right?
5. Wearing socks with sandals: stupid or sweet, bro?
Sweet sweet comfort.
6. When you were five (assuming you are not, currently, five) what was your dream?
To be an inventor!
7. If you could have a mythical beast as a pet, which beast would you choose?
I'd like a Grell plz
8. What would you name it?
GRELL
9. Are you allergic to anything? If it's a food, do you want to eat it anyway?
I think when I first answered this I was allergic to pepsi, for some reason I got over that allergy one day, but it was totally a real thing! Nowadays I just have a couple bad reactions to various pollens.
10. What was the last Halloween costume you wore?
I'm pretty sure I was Ash from Pokemon, I always get busy at around Halloween time so I don't dress up anymore T_T

This Or That

1. Pancakes or waffles?
WAFFLZ
2. Dogs or cats?
Dogs
3. Light or dark?
I'll be edgy and say I tend towards the dark.
4. AC or DC?
I work in analog so AC, but I do mixed signal, so I'll say both.
5. Mamas or papas?
Mamas!
6. Twist or shout?
I cannot dance as I am white, so I will yell at the minorities that can.
7. Mario or Luigi?
Mario has better games. That is a fact, but I still always pick Luigi
8. Tall or short?
6'5" you tell me.
9. Cat poop or dog poop?
Dog poop isn't as bad if you don't step in it, then it's just poop and is equally bad.
10. Vampires or werewolves?
Vamps forever!... wait.

It's Random Time!

1. Okay, let's say you're a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. A putty patroller punches you in the face at the EXACT same time you're morphing. What happens? Does your helmet materialize and cut off his hand, does it form around the putty patroller, or does something else occur?
I think it interrupts the morph, knocks me back a little, then while it gets a celebratory look of awe from it's friends I morph and revenge kick its ass.

2. Do you think the biggest threat to our world today are Dark Penguins (assuming you believe in Dark Penguins)?
Am I really this internet old? FINE, yes.

3. A man on the street in New York offers to give you FREE COMEDY if you follow him into a dark basement. You do like comedy... do you go?
I like comedy, but I know NY comedy isn't above a little assrape for a punchline. I'll try it, but it better be one funny set.

4. Alright, take your SAT score (if you don't have that, estimate what you think you'd get). Multiply it by the number of the current month and then divide by how many posts are currently in this thread: do you think you could eat that many hot dogs?
approx 1260, I think I already have in my lifetime. I know I've done nearly 1000 in my college life alone.

5. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pony for your birthday this year. It's a real rad pony, so I hope you like ponies. You're gonna need to take care of this pony: clean it, feed it, brush it's hair, make sure it gets plenty of exercise, clean it more. It's gonna be YOUR responsibility, young man/lady! So I hope you're ready. Also, favorite pizza topping?
Wow, bummer about forcing a pony on me, it's a good thing I sold my bike/cannot drive! I love the classic pizzas, if I had only one topping it'd be some nice pepperoni

6. You stepped over the line and now SUPERMAN wants to beat you up! Who're you going to call to help you out with this fight?
I remember there being a universe-sized superman robot powered by the multiverse's idea of superman. let him fight that.

7. You can be a walk-on role in any movie ever made. What movie do you walk-on in and what is the one line you deliver?
I'd replace the Wilhelm scream guy, I think his name was Sheb, then I'd be in like every movie!

8. Why would you want to ruin that movie like that?
Royalties!

9. Do you think I look good in this dress? Be honest. I can take it back if you don't.
The dress looks perfect, now let me rip it off you and take you to the bedroom where you will never wear it again.

10. Why can't I find a good henchman in this town? Are you interested?
...D-Did you not see superman fighting a giant robot superman? Cause that's totally awesome.

Would You Rather...

1. Be able to fly or teleport?
Fly, it just seems less practical and cooler to me.

2. Play as Ken or Ryu?
I am a Ken guy, but it's cool I mained ken when 2 CAME OUT so hopefully people aren't as mad.

3. Live on the moon or in Atlantis?
Atlantis seems more mysterious, if I could live on the moon before the great catastrophe that wiped out the moon people, I'd totally live there instead.

4. Die in an explosion saving the President on live TV or die in a tsunami saving an orphanage, but no one will know?
I'd probably do the president thing, that way I could do the Forrest Gump thing and go to rallies changing people's lives with stories about how terrible those orphans had it.

5. Win American Idol or Wheel of Fortune?
Gimme the wheel!

6. Chicken nuggets, chicken strips, or soy chicken (you monster)?
The nuggets. Did you know you can get 50 of them for $9.99? We live in the future, and the future is awesome! With sweet and sour sauce!

7. Skim milk, whole milk, 2% milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, soy milk, or goat's milk?
I'm a 2% guy. it's got the consistency of real milk, but it's not as heavy so I can drink more of it.

8. Live forever in the town you were born in but be given one year to see the world OR live forever in one city of your choosing but never be able to leave?
#2, oh GOD #2!

9. Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
I don't like how any of those companies are running, Microsoft I suppose.

10. Skates, rollerblades, or GOLF CART?
Golf Kart all the way, it's like a segway that won't get you laughed at.

Are you...

1. Intelligent?
I would hope so, I meet a lot of stupid people and would hope that I'm not one of them fooling myself.

2. Verbose?
Yes.

3. Deciduous?
I AM NOT A TREEEE

4. Monotonic?
i'd like to say no but yes.

5. Swanky?
HELL YEAH!

6. Semidictatorial?
I'm more of a lenient complete dictator.

7. Voluminous?
Yes I am fat matt, stop being so judgmental.

8. Bored?
Yes.

9. Confused?
Far too often.

10. In love with me?
Totally, I kinda idolize you a bit too much for either of our sakes, but you're a really cool guy.

If you could do the following and never get caught, would you...

1. Streak?
Yes.

2. Steal from the government?
Yes.

3. Steal from the poor?
Yes, if they were juuust poor enough.

4. Punch a nun?
I learned the easy way that nuns punch back! My answer is a NO.

5. Eat an old grandma's pie right off her windowsill?
Pie forever, yes yes yes.

6. Steal an old farmer's carrots?
No, my taxes went to those carrot subsidies.

7. Cheat in the Olympics in order to win a Gold Medal?
Dude, totally.

8. Yell "fire" in a crowded theater?
Only if I'm away from the exit and too many people are in line for the snacks.

9. Wear Crocs?
Never have, and I have access to sandals so I don't think I ever will.

10. Rob a grave you know has tons of money in it?
I don't think it's much of a grave if it has 2000lbs of money in it. I will take a wheelbarrow to your "grave".

Wrapping Up

1. Normally Celena would've asked if she was better than me. Since she's been gone, I'm obviously better. Is anyone better than me?
Nobody comes to mind offhand.

2. It's okay to admit I'm handsome and awesome. You do think that, right?
Absolutely

3. If you answered "yes" to the first question or "no" to the second: what does it feel like to be wrong all the time?
HAHA I BEAT YOUR GAMES!

4. Are you kinda tired of answering all these questions?
I didn't read any of these when I started so they've been interestingly random enough for me to keep on task.

5. Did the different sections do a good job of masquerading the fact that you have just answered SIXTY-FIVE questions?
Woah, yes.

6. Are you glad you went through all of these horrendously stupid questions?
Not glad, I don't think this makes people know much more about me. That was the point right?

7. Alright! This is the last question! I think I know the answer to this, but are you glad this is finally finishing up?
Meh.

8. Trap sprung. It's not over. How do you feel now that you've been TOTALLY had?
Totally betrayed. In a good way.

9. Okay, the next question's the last one. Will you accept my totally weak apology? If not, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO LOVE ME?
An internet apology isn't good enough, you're going to need to buy another copy of that dress...

10. How long have you been AVAing and how long do you plan to continue?
Coming up on ten YEARS next april. I'll probably be half-assing it until I'm dead.