Meet Dr. Squid.
That's not his real name of course, as the average human doesn't have the capacity to pronounce it in his native language. Not enough tongues. That's not important, however.
He is a psychotic, heaping mass of murderous impulses and sadism all rolled up into one alien body with a head vaguely resembling a cuttlefish.
He works for an organization dedicated to cataloging and researching the various underpinnings of the universe to be collected into one massive library of intergalactic knowledge for all who wish to partake in it.
Someone decided it would be a good idea to send him to Earth.
Or don't, but otherwise give a listen to...
THE AUDIO LOGS OF DR. SQUID
- Dr. Squid
, our protagonist in the loosest possible sense of the term.
, Dr. Squid's long-suffering undead manservant. Wishes he had a better dental plan.
- Dr. Squid's Computer
, the mechanical emcee for these sordid affairs.
, the unofficial pet of the household, and one of many banes of Dr. Squid's existence.
- Mr. Groenendyke
, Dr. Squid's elderly next door neighbor, who makes his living selling people "findows." ...Or at least believes he does.
- Lord Calimar
, Dr. Squid's boss, head of the Galactic Observation Dominion, and a constant roadblock.
Episode One: The Doctor Is In
(Guest Stars NovaSix
Episode Two: We Have A Mascot
(Guest Stars LordLmao
Episode Three: I, Groenendyke
Episode Four: The Boss Is Back
Episode Five: There Goes The Neighborhood
(Guest Stars BigTUnit