NOTE: This is a reboot to the auditions I started before. Anyways, that's right, FFIII Abridged is back on after a two month hiatus. The new due date is by September 5th, 2011. I had to shut down in light of "OMG [some user I shan't say to keep his/her reputation alive if he/she did it for a good reason] totally quit on me . It's not that I'm lazy, I have the first six episodes all scripted and I'm going through the list of people I still ahve. Thankfully only one person decided not to go along with things. But still, ergh .
Yeah, I am doing an abridged series for the DS Version of Final Fantasy III. The first two episodes have me do all the voice acting, and except for a few... yeah, I need major help. I'm keeping three or four roles, but here are some I need people to try out for. Please consider, and there are a few funny things said by every character, and sometimes intentionally funny accents. I'm also posting ones I am still doing in case some people want to REALLY be that character, or want the funny lines (for instance, one of my characters has a Christopher Walken voice)... there will be characters I'll need later.
Send ALL auditions by .zip. NOT .rar, and definately NOT a torrent file! (Some guy: Hey, you can't send mp3s as a torrent. Besides who would do that it's such a long process *WHACK*) And yes, what was in the parentheses is one of the main types of humor expressed in the abridged.
Also, send all auditions by either PM or email me at email@example.com
Okay, I'll explain the plot. The four Warriors of Light (Luneth, Arc, Ingus, and Refia) are chosen to stop the evil Xande from stopping time and becoming immortal. If he does, the balance of nature will be destroyed and other things. While on their way, they meet new characters and villains whom they kill. This is meant to be a parody and jokes WILL BE INCLUDED.
Brian Kelly (Everything)
Oh, and as for deadline, the deadline isn't until September 5th, 2011.
Main Characters needed-
NOTE: I ESPECIALLY NEED THE CRYSTAL OF WIND and MEDUSA. WITHOUT THEM, I HAVE NO SHOW.
MAIN MALE CHARACTER(S)
The Crystal of Wind-
Age- Infinity and Beyond, just like Bahamut
Bio- Resist the strong urge to call him the Cyan One, or He Who Broke Wind, as he can crush you alive with his omnipotence. A spirit of nature and one fourth of the Crystals of Light, he shows Luneth, Arc, Refia, and Ingus that they are meant to be great heroes. And then he's never seen again. He does have some pretty funny lines though.
Voice- Also disturbingly like Bahamut, low, omnipotent, but with a sort of "I'm-sent-by-the-gods" valiance and heroism in it. And no, you can't make him sound like Morgan Freeman. You might, you just won't have good chances with getting the role.
"Yes, young Luneth, and if you are to accept your quest, I shall reward you in CAKE! Of course, it's not like the cake is a LIE or anything."
"*Pleading*Okay! Okay! That Refia girl is right! I can't even move! The cake is a lie, but have mercy! Oh thank goodne- wha!? What are you doing! Don't drop me, don't drop me, NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...."
The Crystal of Fire-
Age- Also Infinity and Beyond
Bio- This guy is a godly pyromaniac prepackaged in his own crystal. He is insane and keeps shouting "Fire" at strangely timed intervals. Like Weevil in Yugioh Abridged, he sounds like Beavis, and also has the insane mentality of the fire Lokomo from Spirit Tracks abridged, while adding his own little traits. He shoots fire and tries to hurt the party at timed intervals because, he is, quote unquote, "bored".
Voice- Like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead. He isn't evil, but he isn't good either. He's sort of, well, neutral, with a sort of insane twist.
"Heh heh, fire, heh, huh!? Who are you dungfaces!? What are you doing here? Heh, oh well, fire, heh, fire. I was getting bored, heh, and this gray guy won't roast like a chicken, fire, heh, fire..."
"Hey, buddy, heh, how about you turn into your secret lizard form, heh, or maybe let me charbroil them, fire, heh, fire..."
"Fire!!! *Mumbling sounds* FIRE!!! *Meh, merp, and any other mumble sounds you can think of* BURN!!!! YEAH!!!"
MINOR MALE VILLAIN(S)
Gutsco the Rogue-
Age- Over 500!!! (What, 500!?)
Bio- He is an evil thief and warlord who has control of rock and such. For some funny reason, he sounds like Christopher Walken and has the same insane idiotic mentality, due to a "wound to his brain and vocal chords from battle". In reality he is a well-thinking, philosophical, cunning mastermind with gray skin and, if need be, a giant salamander demon (I kid you not, look it up yourself!)
Voice Type- Possibly two people can voice act for Gutsco. One can to a medium, or medium-low voice with a Christopher Walken impression. The other can do a deep, menacing, evil british voice, as I once thought Xande would do. Sorta like an evil Tim Curry really (look up the Mattimeo animated series, as Tim Curry voiced Slagar the Cruel)
"(Christopher Walken voice) Well, hello there, Xande! I was busy cooking up 'naners and ice cream!"
"(Tim Curry voice) Of course I am not Christopher Walken you fools. And now, for your insolence and your disobedience by following me INTO A VOLCANO- really, you guys need health insurance- I'm going to kill you! How, you ask? By turning into a giant lizard! Don't laugh at me, I'm serious!"
Bio- He's a giant turtle with a low voice that guarded the Crystal of Wind for maybe centuries! He has a very small role and thus doesn't have many lines at all!
"Why do you think this would be exciting? I'm the FIRST BOSS, dammit!"
"Hah, broke wind, wait, what?! *Gets hit with an Arctic Wind* AH! IT BURNS SO BADLY! AH!"
MINOR FEMALE VILLAINS
Bio- She's Medusa. Is there really any better explanation? She's the queen of the Gorgons, yadda yadda yadda, has snakes for hair, turns people to stone, one of the Greek themed bosses in the game (her, Hekatoncheir, Cerberus, Echidna, etc.)
Voice- Breathy and mystically evil. Use Audacity if you want, this must sound ancient, evil, and female.
"Now I shall show you my true form, by taking off my head! OUCH! Ha ha, now I... wait, I can't breathe without a head can I? Oh crap."
Age- Between 20 and 45
Bio- Guards of King Sasune, these guys don't take work seriously and laze about, make jokes about the foolhardy king, and make occasional Disney references.
"Welcome to Castle Sasune, where the moon runs high on the dead oak tree! (Reference to Haunted Mansion ride)
"Hah, once the King read on a shampoo bottle 'rinse, lather, repeat' and he was stuck in the shower for two years! Heh, wait, what's shampoo? Or a shower, for that matter...?
Old Lady Who Thinks Luneth is Cain
Age- People who are as old as the median of how old the villagers think she is are dead of natural causes.
Bio- A woman who thinks Luneth is Cain. Nothing more to it.
Voice- Old, female, crotchety, airy, not Medusa airy but angry geriatric neighbor angry (No offense to all good geriatric neighbors out in the world)
"Wait, what? You just said 'Am I my brothers keeper?'! You're Cain! Don't deny it! And that's why there's a town in this world called Canaan! You're CAIN! CAIIIN! CAIIIIIIIIN! CAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! *Pants* Hang on a second, dearie... CAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! Okay, I'm done."
"(When Cid mentions his hometown of Canaan)*Muffled, as if far off* CAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Oh, see ya, Cid! And did you get my hilarious letter? Hang in there kitty, ha! Classic. Oh wait, what was I saying? Oh right, CAIIIIIIN! I'm done again."
Voice list thus far.
Main Narrator: You guessed it, ZacksQuest
Refia: SakuraandRebecca (Now Final Fantasy Nerd)
Medusa: ***Needs AT LEAST 2 more audition/s***
The Djinn: TheAtticus
King Sasune: Briankelly130
Princess Sarah: Mikichu
Desch: Sean Jo.
Old Lady: ***Needs AT LEAST 2 more audition/s***
Takka the Smith: Briankelly130
The Crystal of Wind: DawnBlader
The Crystal of Fire: ***Needs 1 more audition/s***
Giant Turtle: DawnBlader
Gutsco the Rogue: KampfVerein
Okay, so go ahead and insert your audition not necessarily today! But that would be appreciated. Thank you.