Black Butler Parody
I'm looking for a dedicated male voice actor to play the part of Sebastian in a parody version of Black Butler (like an abridge if you will).
Requirements:
•Must be dedicated
•High quality mic or one without background noise or any other unwanted interference Mp3 Format
•Effort but do not over do it (unless stated otherwise, this is a parody after all)
Sebastian Michaelis: 
A brief description of the Sebastian in this parody: He thinks he is Adam Lambert's understudy, all cats are Megan Fox(in his eyes), and every time one of his catch phrases comes up he will quote a Lambert song or something of the sort.
Voice Type: Medium
Lines: Total of 10 to be submitted: 5 serious and 5 comedic.
Serious
"I am one hell of a butler"
"Unseemly... ugly... vicious... My true form."
"I won't let you touch him. Young master would be sullied if an inferior, dirty person like you were to touch him."
"I have a contract. Even if you steal him from me, he is still my Young Master. The lot of you aren't fit to even lick his soul."
"For a king to survive it's good for him to be able to skillfully manipulate the other pieces using both the knight and the queen. Beneath the throne the bodies of your pieces will pile up along with your sins. You must not lose."
Comedic
"How can you say that. I'm one hell of- wait, it's still early for that."
"Those round and innocent eyes that know no filth or foulness, those tails that lovingly swish as if they belong to nobility, those paws in the soft shade of warm light pink!"
(teasing Claude)"This is your way, right? Day into night, sugar into salt, dark blue into gold. Then I will turn the gold... into black."
"I'm saying that you can use both idiots and scissors, but you can't let an idiot use scissors."
"It seems your talent for dancing is non-existent. It must be crushing, young master."
Extras
-Now I prefer that all lines be related to Black Butler which is why I have given you samples. however, if you wish to try something different then that's fine. You won't be judged on what you do, just how you preform it.
-If you can give a sample of singing horribly in a comedic fashion or other type of hilarities i.e., screaming or laughing then that'd be appreciated as well.
Deadline May 10th Midnight GST Pacific US Canada
-If the VA is found before then, the auditions will be closed. I will post such information no later than 24hours after coming to a decision.
Email all auditions to kittyfire501@yahoo.com
Auditions so far:
Viro