Basically, what the title says.
What's Dork Tower? It is, essentially the gaming world according to these four characters, and more:
Carson the Muskrat
These guys play an RPG called Warhamster and won't give it away, no matter how terrible each new edition is.
I'm not looking for anything too cartoony, or out of bounds for anyone's voice. Just try not to double over laughing at some of the lines you get. That's the audience's job.
January 20, 2011
range: High, medium
Personality: Usually calm, tends to have mental fits, due to his players not cooperating with the game at hand. He posts to LiveJournal regularly, and is looking for a date (Gilly is pretty much the perfect girl for him), however nothing works for him. He is also unemployed. He used to date Kaileigh, but due to some complication (I wonder), they broke up. He also tends to be a pessimist.
1 I'm getting old!
2 Fireball spell? What do you think that's going to do in Hell?
3 And you can bash things...
Ken Medium-low, low
The only employed person who works in a cubicle day in, day out, except for the games, and stuff. He's a big Star Wars fan, and a big techno geek as well. 99% of the time, he is calm, and he even helps Matt get out of situations he shouldn't be in. He's also happens to be the only black guy (except for his wife)
1 Just know where this is coming from: THIS IS GEORGE FREAKING LUCAS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!!
2 Yeah, baby! Time to get Medieval on the Dark Forces of Mordor!
Igor- High, high-medium
This guy is crazy. In games, out games, this guy will do things crazier than you ever imagined. He will be the first person in line at every game event, at every convention, and screams alot. He's at the game store daily. He absolutely despises Kaileigh and wants Matt to date Gilly. And in games, he will hack and slash everything until every last EP is taken.
1 I'll take- I say, I'll take a dozen!
2 IT MUST BE MINE!!
3 What? Not enough? Blood. Blood! I'll send in blood!
4 An elven mage with enough magic fireballs to fry an orc at fifty yards! Why do you ask?
Yes, you read right, he's a muskrat. Not only that, he's the unluckiest person(?) you've ever set eyes on. In games, he's beaten until dragons play ping-pong with his pancreas. He works in a coffee shop and hopes for a better life. (DBZ fans, he's kind of like the Krillin of the bunch)
1 Stop flashing 12:00!
2 If your spleen is still of existence, does it still get experience points?
3 Christmas does that to a person. I was talking about a trip to the Games store.
Bill- Medium, medium-low
He is the owner of the game store, Pegasus Games. Every day is unpredictable, and all he's trying to do is get through the day without any terrible mess-ups or store-destroying rants in the store.
1 By... making us incredibly wealthy?
2 Laura, why were profits through the roof last week?
3 Let's see... Friday, friday... How does July 24th sound?
Gilly the Perky Goth- High
What? A Perky goth? yes, a perky goth. She is very cheery, even during sacred Goth meetings with her brother, Walden. She has an eye for Matt, but the two never seem to meet up at the right time.
1 Hiya, Walden!
2 Come on now.. Isn't my big brother going to wish his little sister well on her big date?
Kaileigh- Medium, medium-low
She has her own definition of "good" and "bad". She loves sewing and beeds, and shopping, and things that don't exactly meet Matt's interests. She also hates games and gaming alike. She is very feminine.
1 Wow, I knew "The return of the king" would be intense, but listen to that!
2 There, there, I... uh.. think.
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