Weirdest compliments?

[hadohado319]

Not a compliment, but once my friend was standing outside a convenience store when he was approached by another kid who proceeded to look down at his feet, stare up to his face, and say,

"You ain't gettin' no pussy wit dem shoes"

-before going into the store.

From that day forward we never failed to take into consideration how our choice of footwear could possibly effect our immediate vaginal acquisition rate.

[Hiddenhikari]

My friend does this thing where she opens her mouth to talk, decides whatever she's going to say is rude and then closes it again, but she opens her mouth so wide I always tell her she looks like fish C:

[Lonjanis]

A friend of mine, and I were jovially yelling at each other in a non serious argument in an elevator, and these girls thought it was a skit, and we were actors. That was kind of cool I suppose

[Dr.deathbench]

'"your voice is sexy" that coming from any one to me a random 14 year old boy

[Fairfieldfencer]

A friend basically said to me, "I want somebody to play a jackass and you're the perfect guy for the job!"

[finalCrystine]

When I was 10 / 11 two former friends rubbed my cheeks and said how tight my skin was xD

[Kilaray]

My former brother-in-law’s brother was in town for a visit. I happened to be there at my sister’s place, and then my mom asked me to run back to our house to grab something. I said okay and headed for the door, but not before the brother asked if I needed a ride. I told him no thanks, I’ve got my car here, and left. Though I did notice a strange look on his face. When I get back, he explained why he asked about the ride. He thought I was 13 and that I was gonna walk back to my house to make the pick up.

I was 19 at the time. Felt pretty awkward then, but I laugh about it now. And even now at age 26, I’m still mistaken for a 15 year old. I know it’s a good compliment but it annoys the crap out of me because it means I only get hit on by teenage jail bait. Which also includes some of my nephew's high school friends...


Anyhoo, that same year, my family had an exchange student from Japan. The night before this particular incident, I was at my friend’s place and met one of her acquaintances (for the sake of clarity, I’ll call him Jeremy), who made it clear that he had a crush on me. The three of us decide to go bowling the next day and that I would bring the exchange student. I would pick up Jeremy because his truck was broken down, and we’d meet at the bowling alley. After picking up Jeremy, he started poking and tickling me in the sides as I was trying to drive. I didn’t mind it so much at first. But then he turns to my exchange student and says, “Oh, hey, I don’t know if Kay told you, but she’s my future wife.”

He says this when I only met him for the first time maybe eighteen hours prior.

I guess in a twisted creepy sort of way, that remark could be considered a compliment. Either way, I nearly slammed on the breaks right there. Thankfully, my car broke down two minutes later and we were unable to go bowling. I never saw that freak again. I haven’t lived it down, either - the exchange student still teases me about it, lol

[EddieSaikur]

One weird complement I've got was "You have a really weird voice... Much like a girl" and then my face turned really red x)