I owe the thread my own deep, dark secret: I like original fiction set in modern times with fantasy elements. Oddly specific, I guess. I can't explain why.
"I'll follow the rabbit hole as far as I can plunge, and I'm willing to perform at length, or terse, nigh any act, performed per verse!
But if it sounds like I'm drowning in the deep end, I'll stick to where the waters are shallow and share this nifty book of tongue twisters that'll absolutely tickle you, for as long as it takes the tides to rise."