Glad to see Cousin It cleans up well for formal occasions.
Man, that thyroid disorder really wrecked Snow Villiers' figure.
They'd let Mel Gibson direct a production of "Fiddler on the Roof" before they'd let this guy near a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Where did you leave your battle ax, Thorin, son of Thrain?
When he first described this look to his haidresser, did he ask for "Santa Claus During His 'Free Love' Phase" or "Uncle Who Pays For Lunch Then Follows You Into The Men's Room"?
Is this guy's orthodontist Doctor Moreau?
On second thought, he must've asked his hairdresser for the "Out of Shape 70's Porn Star."
You look as lovely as Snow White, but I'm guessing that dude ate the other 6 dwarfs.