Dear _____,

[InuKai]

Dear friend of mine,

No, I will not pirate anime or PC games just for you. I don't care how much you guilt-trip me into it. It's illegal. I don't want to pirate anymore. Not to mention, guilt-tripping me about not pirating just seems rather pathetic if you ask me.

Your ex-pirate of a friend,
InuKai.

[Metalhead]

Dear Metalhead.

Seriously. Stop slouching around! Get some sh!t done already!

Your past self, metalhead.

P.S.

You're getting fat. Lose some weight will ya?

[AmyAnn]

Dear, bank.

What the holy f*ck! I have never used your online banking service, I have not been near my account since December and I have only purchased one or two things through you since before Christmas. Why am I receiving an email saying that my account is "under investigation" for "failed log in attempts" and problems with billing or terms and conditions? I have never heard of this and the fact that I am receiving the email via another bank company is ridiculous. I have done nothing outwith the guidelines, all I've done is buy Christmas and birthday presents over the last two/three months and I still have plenty of money in there so it's not like I'm withdrawn. I swear to god, this better get sorted by this evening or I will cause hell.

Sincerely, a pissed off customer.

[CrowSama]

Dear AmyAnn,

Hope that those "failed login attempts" is not some scumbag hacker trying to hack in to your bank account to steal your money because it's highly likely that failed login attempts are due to someone trying to log in to your bank account that's not you.

- Charles

[AmyAnn]

Dear, CrowSama

Thanks but we got it cleared up. Turns out that the bank that they used to be paired up with but no longer are is trying to get the customers of my bank to give over their bank details so that they can take over the accounts. Rather funny, really. It all got cleared up, though, and I'm all safe. Thanks for the concern.

Dear, English bank.

LOLFAIL. Thanks for giving me a heart attack, though.

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Dear college in Edinburgh.

I don't care if I have to pay that much to attend you, I will do it because it will make me happy! You are my dream course, please please please accept me!!!

[Kamuro]

Dear Internet,
You were meant to tick over today, but you are still slow. Hurry up.
Anxious,
-Kamuro

Dear American anime companies,
I would like to see the additional videos you put on your channels. Why do you block them to everyone outside the US? Madman, at most, will only show ads and I want to see bonus content like bloopers. I can't understand why you're doing this; surely there mustn't be any legal complications?
Befuddled and slightly annoyed,
-Kamuro

Dear viewers of various things,
A little research never hurt anyone. You can certainly criticise things... but make sure you actually know what you're talking about first.
Almost about to punch my computer,
-Kamuro

[sydsnap]

Dear Mr. Street Toughs,

So yeah, I got this idea. Lets NOT break my family's new car window and steal my father's iphone. I mean, it seems more logical right?


Then being a complete dumb ass and doing it? I mean just a thought but take it from there.

-Sydney,

[~ChibiSammii]

Dear school,

Why must you give me so much homework on the ONE weekend when I actually had the chance to be productive ? Thanks for ruining my weekend with homework, homework, projects, homework, and a midterm. Why couldn't you give me more homework during the week instead of on my glorious three-day weekend ? Oh, this weekend is going to be soo fun.

~ Samantha

[Xephon0930]

Dear Custom RotF Jetfire Optimus Prime Figure,

The sooner you come to my doorstep the much better things will be for me.

[MHLUNA24]

Dear Studio Projects C1 Microphone

ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE!!!!!

Sincerely
Max "MHLUNA24" Hearne