Dear _____,

[Haruhost]

Dear Step Bro and Sister in Law,

I love you, thanks for the new mic.

Love Tim

[Astraeus]

Dear best friend,
you turned 18 today. From now on you are a full grown man in Europe.
We are best friends since 10 years now! I've known you for more than half of my life already, it's rather shocking! ö.O
Never forget about our strong friendship, 'cause you are my best, oldest, and most loyal (okay...sometimes you forget to inform me about things and stuff, but let's forget about that for now xD) friend!
This sounds so cheesy, I guess I watch too many emotional animes? xD
I want you to get many presents and have an amazing Christmas eve/Birthdayparty!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I wish you all the happiness in the world!
Thank you so much for the time we could spent together!
Thank you!
(Btw. Think Toast)

[Xephon0930]

Dear Macross,

When will you finally be free from the evil tyranny that is Harmony Gold and copyrights? Will it have to be at the point where I deal with either or both of them before you can hit western shores? If so,I will destroy everything in my way and leave nothing at my wake.

[DarkKnightGrave]

Dear VAA,

I am sorry I have been gone so long. Life can suck sometimes.....but I am back and ready to start kicking a** again. So yeah...see you soon with some new stuff. Next Year will be a blast.

With villainous malice,
DarkKnightGrave

P.S.: Love ya babe. <3

[Heaven Incarnate]

Dear graduation,

You could not get here soon enough. I'm ready to move on with my life now. kx.

- Impatient Senior

[Xephon0930]

Dear brain,
Stop getting a writer's block and.start coming up with more things to add to my script. Also tell motivation where I am right now cause he is months overdue.

Thanks for listening.

[CrowSama]

Dear you,

You know what? I give up. You're always right and I'm always wrong in your eyes. Everything I ever do is always wrong to you because it's not on the dot the way you do it, you self-centered fuckwad. I hope you realize how much your words contradict your actions, but unfortunately I doubt that would happen because you're the very definition of a hypocrite. Not to mention whenever I try to reason with you, you would start screaming on the top of your lungs and completely dismiss what I just said.

tl;dr version: Screw it. I'm done.

~ Charles

[Nonazoona]

Dear Prudence,

Won't you come out to play?

[xSeo]

Dear Skyrim,

Please, stop being so addictive. I have other video games to play too y'know? But I just can't seem to stay away from you for too long ;-;

-Seo

[decemberxrain]

Dear school,

While I'm sure at some point you shall be missed, I'm afraid that now is not the time. If it's all the same to you, I'd like to extend my vacation just a few more days. After all, I have homework that I have no intention of starting on until 8 pm the night before I return to you. Not to mention, I'd like to record a bit. So, 3 more days? Deal?

Your unenthused student,
Ann

Dear James Madison University,

Be kind to me? My audition for your school of theatre is on the 21st and I'm flipping out already. Ive never been this nervous in my life so I'm asking you to say yes. Please accept me into your college? Please?

Groveling,
Ann