Dear _____,

[Kennidy]

Dear Saturday,

It seems inevitable at this point that you will rain.

Don't rain too much, though. I need some clarity sometime.

- Kennidy

[Elfee]

Dear Vodka and coke,
I love you, let me count the ways
one one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand...
mwuah!

[sydsnap]

Dear Peter,

I can take off my panties BI

-Sydney♥

[Trivial Serenity]

Dear Peter,

I can take off my panties BI

-Sydney♥

Dear Sydney,

Oh... okay then. :c

-Peter

[Monotori]

Dear productivity,

Let's get married.

Yours forever,
Monotori
(P.S. it's going to be a nasty divorce)

[TheCheetoBandito]

Dear Monotori,

I THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED?! I proposed my heart out to you!...Or maybe I didn't...I forget...

Dear Phoenix Wright,

You're a lot of fun! I'd have said I should have played you years ago but then I'd have spent 30 bucks on a game I'd have done in a day! For now, I shall be content with the fact I got ya for a steal for 5 bucks on my iPhone

With Love,
Cheesy Bear

[AmyAnn]

Dear, Dad.

And that is why I never trust you with secrets. The first one I tell you in years and you go ahead and tell mum and other people. Thanks.

Your irritated daughter.

[Adam]

Dear Back

Seriously, stop. Don't need to be in pain today. Especially when I'm planning to be working a lot this weekend.

Thanks, getting up for work was not fun this morning.

- A feeling crippled Adam

[Cydonia]

Dear voice,

COMEBACKTOME.

A currently hitting puberty,
Cydonia.

[Monotori]

Cheeto,

You'll get over it... now.

Dear potential internship,

Ya mind if I disappear for a month to travel Europe? Cool.

-Tori