Hello guys! I am new here to the VAA. Here is some information about my machinima movie project made with The Movies. I am looking for people who would like to do the voices for these roles. Also, this movie will contain strong swearing and sexual jokes.
The Justice Alliance
Story
It's just your same old ordinary day in Platypus City, until a group of villians known as The Terror Friends show up. Using their EVIL powers, they steal the parts to build a weather control device. The city only has one group to rely on, The Justice Alliance! But, they can't even seem to stop small crimes. How can they expect to stop The Terror Friends?
Characters
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Good Guys
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Captain Condom
Name: Jeffrey Walker
Age: 32 and-a-half
Powers: His bullet proof costume has a variety of gadgets he can use to stop crime, however he has no real powers.
Description: The (unarguable) leader of The Justice Alliance. He is an okay leader, but he can't really execute any of his own plans. He is in great shape, and ready to kick villian ass whenever there is an emergency.
Voice: Heroic, sounds like a leader.
Audition Line: Hi, I'm Captain Condom, and I'm the leader of the Justice Alliance.
ROLE FILLED BY: Jack Bullock
The Procrastinator
Name: Benjamin Faulker
Age: 42.135
Powers: Super Strength, and the ability to use his weight to make the ground move.
Description: He used to be the leader of The Justice Alliance back when he was in shape. But, after years of procrastination and eating junk food he was moved down from his leader status. He rarely responds to crime scenes, and can usually be found watching TV in Alliance HQ.
Voice: I am looking for a middle-aged man's voice. They need to sound lazy.
Audition Line: No way! It’s just a dumb movie, Halfwit.
Received Auditions:
Ry-Guy
Q-Tip
Name: Daniel Nelson
Age: 34 and 7/8ths
Powers: Can automatically clean anything or anyone he wants.
Description: Daniel Nelson used to be a hot dog vendor, until a horrific incident which granted him his power. He found The Procrastinator and joined The Justice Alliance back in the day.
Voice: I am looking for a voice of a man in his mid 30's
Audition Line: His name is Ricardo, and he is top of the line. He is programmed to respond to anything. You can even set the level of difficulty, conveniently located on his crotch panel.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Jello Man
Name: Robert Whitfield
Age: 30.00
Powers: Shoots Jello out of his palm, and some other inappropriate places.
Description: Robert was granted with amazing powers when he was standing near a Jello truck and it exploded. He was disinigrated, but the Jello formed around his bones and vital organs before he could die. Over time his entire body, including his bones and organs, transformed to Jello! He decided his life was boring, so joined The Justice Alliance.
Voice: Looking for an intelligent sounding voice
Audition Line: Look Sherman, you have to let Captain Condom know about this.
ROLE FILLED BY: Inujabari
The Human Doorstop
Name: Roy D. Descoteaux
Age: 38
Powers: Can pick any lock or unarm any traps. A black belt in Houquan (Monkey Fist) fighting.
Description: He used to be a National Guard, but felt his skills should be used somewhere else. He found Jello Man, and they both joined The Justice Alliance.
Voice: Need someone who sounds like a major dick and around middle-aged.
Audition Line: Step 1, you have to be a badass, like me. You gotta walk like a badass, talk like a badass, hell you gotta take shits like a badass!
ROLE FILLED BY: Ry-Guy
Mr. Unfortunate
Name: Sherman Fleener
Age: Same number of times he has fallen off a building, 27
Powers: Besides his horrible luck, he can move things with his mind.
Description: Sherman Fleener has some rotten luck. He used to have a good life, but he was cursed by a witch at a high school halloween party. He found out he had powers when he was reading an X-Men comic. He thought it would be cool to move metal like Magneto, but soon learned he could move anything!
Voice: Looking for somebody with an innocent and tired voice
Audition Line: (Chuckles) No way, with my luck I will end up dead.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Halfwit
Name: He forgot
Age: He thinks 29...
Powers: He can confuse people just by talking to them.
Description: His powers were gained after he was hit on the head with a golf club. He isn't very bright, so if you ever see him use caution before approaching.
Voice: Need somebody who sounds like they don't understand what is going on, or somebody who sounds like an idiot
Audition Line: I'm Halfwit, and I know my ABC's.
ROLE FILLED BY: Chambers110
Road Rash
Name: David Cooper
Age: 23, baby!
Powers: Can run at super speed, but has no direct protection from the resulting friction.
Description: Despite being the second youngest, Road Rash is one of the most useful of The Justice Alliance. Although hard-headed, he can do pretty much anything he is asked of.
Due to his limitations of his powers, Jello Man built him special shoes to protect him from the friction of running super fast.
Voice: A young, laid-back, cool guy.
Audition Line: I knew he was scared of me, so I taunted him first. Then, I punched him. And guess what?
ROLE FILLED BY: JoshM0688
Decoy Boy
Name: Timmy Jonston
Age: 19
Powers: Very good at distracting guards or being used as a Decoy.
Description: All his life, Timmy Jonston got picked on by bullies. Then, one day in his Biology class he decided to become a superhero!
Voice: Young; somebody who just got out of high school.
Audition Line: I will do my best. And I promise to be an asset to the team.
ROLE FILLED BY: Juicedtv; Lines Received
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Bad Guys
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Colonel Chaos
Name: Jacob P. Talliwacke
Age: 36
Powers: Evil genius
Description: Ever since Jacob was a little boy, he has wanted to become ruler of the world. He sent in multiple letters to world leaders to take a position, but every time was denied. Now, he uses his genius mind to create weapons and devices to take over the world!
Voice: Mad scientist, evil genius.
Audition Line: Goodie! All we need to do is collect the parts for the device, which are conveniently found on eBay. Starting bid is $1.
ROLE FILLED BY: squigglesthered; Lines Received
Skinestro
Name: James Eddison
Age: 29
Powers: Powerful, but no real powers.
Description: James was just an innocent potato peeler, until there was an accident at his factory that peeled off all of his skin. Now he devotes his life to evil!
Voice: A strong villain; need someone who sounds menacing
Audition Line: Shouldn't you be worrying about how to destroy the world.
ROLE FILLED BY: Cheese-Kun
Kaboom Quere
Name: Ernesto Renae Stevenson
Age: 24
Powers: Very gay
Description: Ernesto used to be a stripper at a gay strip club, until he finally realized that he wanted more adventure in his life. He loves being chased, so he decided to commit crimes. Eventually, he became completely evil. However, he is still gay.
Voice: A gay man's voice
Audition Line: Bucket Head, any sign of super dickheads yet?
ROLE FILLED BY: JoshM0688
Bucket Head
Name: ???
Age: ???
Powers: ???
Description: This mysterious villain walks around in his underwear with a metal bucket on his head.
Voice: Mysterious sounding
Audition Line: All of your stupid friends are dead!
ROLE FILLED BY: MrSteppingstone
Master Darth Bader
Name: Nick Skyrunner
Age: Probably 27
Powers: The force?
Description: Nick Skyrunner has been an avid Star Wars fan ever since high school. But, he was often bullied by the other kids. Then, he made a Darth Vader replica suit and went around calling himself Master Darth Bader.
Voice: Like Darth Vader's
Audition Line: I sense a disturbance in the force.
ROLE FILLED BY: Redgame
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Minor Roles/Extras (In order of appearance)
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Narrator (Male, 7 lines)
Audition Line: We've got it all, murderers, rapists, streakers, jaywalkers, rapists. Hell, I saw an old lady raping some poor young man in the alley.
ROLE FILLED BY: Inujabari
Litterer (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line: Hmm... No trash cans...
ROLE FILLED BY: Inujabari
Security Guard #1 (Male, 5 lines)
Audition Line: Why don't you think twice before trying to beat up a city council member? Dickhead.
Received Auditions:
MyloReyes
Video Narrator (Female, 2 lines)
Audition Line: The Justice Alliance! They are the biggest dumbfucks I’ve ever laid my eyes upon!
ROLE FILLED BY: RaventailBlacktalon
Ricardo (Male, Robot, 16 lines)
Audition Line: LOL, why do you insist on fighting me?
ROLE FILLED BY: goofparade; Lines Received
Mayor Ballsore (Male, 9 lines)
Audition Line: The Justice Alliance! Idiots! They are stupid! They don't even know how to use a DVD Player!
ROLE FILLED BY: Jigen's pink puppet; Lines Received
Security Guard #2 (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Yes sir, but you can't use that kind of language in the speech. There might be children watching.
Received Auditions:
MyloReyes
Subway Girl (Female, 5 lines)
Audition Line: So you expect me to believe you and go out with you? I'm sorry but I don't date men who run around in tights.
ROLE FILLED BY: Klaire
Bar Owner (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line: Who is this who knocks upon my door?
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Mugger (Male, 4 lines)
Audition Line: (Whispering) First I'm gonna take you home, then you're going to make me spaghetti!
ROLE FILLED BY: goofparade; Lines Received
Drunk (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Hey bitch, that’s my seat!
ROLE FILLED BY: DarkSunPictures; Lines Received
Zombie Killing Civilian (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Ah Fuck!
Audition Line 2: Shit!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Lover #1 (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Mary, there is something I've always wanted to tell you.
Audition Line 2: Oh shit!
ROLE FILLED BY: Jigen's pink puppet; Lines Received
Lover #2 (Female, 1 line)
Audition Line: I know John, I love you too!
ROLE FILLED BY: Mira; Line Received
Hit and Runner (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Hey, there's one of those zombies there!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Sofa Fag (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Good, maybe those faggots will finally be gone.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Woman TV Anchor (Female, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: In other news, Colonel Chaos has escaped prison and is killing people.
Audition Line 2: This concludes tonights news
ROLE FILLED BY: Jigen's pink puppet; Lines Received
Banana Slipper (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Stupid good for nothing faggots!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Japanese Gaming Mafia Leader (Male, 4 lines)
Audition Line: Microsoft! We know you are in there! Put down the PlayStation 5 and surrender!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Tim (Male, Japanese Gaming Mafia Member, 3 lines)
Audition Line: Show yourself Bill Gates!
Received Auditions:
Japanese Gaming Mafia Member (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Every man for himself!
Audition Line 2: (Coughing and choking) Damn you Bill Gates!
Received Auditions:
Jigen's pink puppet
Innocent Man (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: No, I can't I say I do.
Audition Line 2: Okay...
ROLE FILLED BY: Jigen's pink puppet; Lines Received
Loser (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Hmm... Cool.
Audition Line 2: Wait no!
ROLE FILLED BY: Arararagi; Lines Received
Bank Civilian (Male, 3 lines)
Audition Line: Yes sir, I would like to make a deposit.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Robber #1 (Male, 4 lines)
Audition Line: Everybody on the ground this is a stick-up!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Unpaid Ticket Civilian (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: (panicking and scared) Wait, I paid that ticket!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Robber #2 (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Fuck.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Rich Civilian (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: (Snobby british accent) I say!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Confused Driver (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Hmm... That’s not something you see everyday.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
FUX Newscaster (Male or Female, 6 lines)
Audition Line: Terrible news today, as the Platypus City basketball team lost to the Lakers.
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
Bar Dude (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Wow! Are you a superhero?
Audition Line 2: Cool! Have you ever saved the world?
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
3 Hobos (All Male, 1 line for each)
Hobo 1: Food!
Hobo 2: Food!
Hobo 3: Food!
ROLES FILLED BY: TehPoptartKid; Lines Received
Angry Civilian (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Hey, asshole!
Received Auditions:
MyloReyes
Asshole (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Stupid ass!
Received Auditions:
Jigen's pink puppet
MyloReyes
Officer (Male, 2 lines)
Audition Line 1: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding back there?
Audition Line 2: Oh, you’re with the Terror Friends! Okay you can go!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Young Man (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Bummer...
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Black Man (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Damn nigga!
ROLE FILLED BY: Inujabari; Line Received
Pissed Off Driver (Male, 1 line)
Audition Line: Watch out, dickhead!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360; Line Received
Gerald (Male, Robot, 3 lines)
Audition Line: Let’s kill him!
ROLE FILLED BY: Juicedtv
Batman (Male, 5 lines)
Audition Line: Not so fast Master Bader!
ROLE FILLED BY: Lando360
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I recommend that even if you have a small role you read the script (If I cast you that is). If you have any questions or would like to see the script, Private Message me.
NOTE: This script is about 100 pages long, so be prepared to record a bunch of lines if you are a main role!
SEND ALL AUDITIONS TO MY EMAIL: ryansnead@yahoo.com
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