This is what you get when you don't answer a producer's request for you to voice for him/her.
... I think.
Original Audio: provided by Haushinka
*Note: The original audio just has him talking but I decided to add sound effects to it just to fill in that one-minute gap somewhere in the middle. I originally wanted the setting to be in a dungeon with him slaying monsters and stuff, but my mind drifted off somewhere and now he's... not in a dungeon. :l
And I don't know if he was serious or not. Just assume he is, 'k?