OKAY!..........I GOT SILLY!...............
I decided to write a song/ poem, about being in a B-movie...an Ode if you will to my early years as a B-movie horror film buff..this lasted from the time i was 15 until..i was like...17....i watched some weird stuff.... anyway. this is me...poking fun at myself...ENJOY!
B-Movie Scream Queen
by: watercolor
It’s another late night on Halloween
I’m watching another horror movie
The same old idea every day
Done over in different ways
But still as I stare
I can’t help but wonder
What it would be like to be
A B-movie scream queen
Looking glamorous in those scenes
With a handsome vampire wanting me
And it’s even better when I’m Buffy
And I’m the one doing the slaying
Then there’s Frankenstein and re-animator
Friday the 13th and Freddy’s nightmares
And I can be the one to kick their asses
And I should that how the boy like it
And there’s a monster in my closet
A killer puppet under my bed
And I hear voices in the dark
But their all in my head
There’s a full moon Rising
A corpse cold on a slab
Creatures in the basement
A scientist who’s gone mad
I wanna be a B movie scream queen
Yet keep it all rated pg-13
Kicking ass in my prom dress
And let the cops clean up the mess
I can’t deny it a fraction
Those silly girls get a lot more action
From Fay Ray to Jeanette Leigh
Screaming in the shower scene
I wanna be a B movie scream queen
The only one to survive until morning
Hush my darling don’t you cry
If you’re a good girl you won’t die
