What is the avatar above you thinking?

[Capo Mezzoforte]

"I can't wait to be king is the best song ever!"

[Scented Pliers]

"Hello. You've probably heard of me. Because I've heard of you.

Every night.

All night.

While you sleep."

[TaintedSibling]

All these Avatars are jealous over my flapping cape.

[Capo Mezzoforte]

"Hello there. Why don't you sit over there?
Oh, you don't want to sit down over there?
Well, looks like someone's losing a lung.

*sits in chair*

Good."

[StarliteOtaku]

"／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ ...Will you do it for a Klondike Bar?"

[Capo Mezzoforte]

"Anyone want to buy some photos of Yusuke Urameshi for 2 payments of $5.99 for 115,000?"

[Ovarku]

"I will stab you in the face while you sleep"

[Astraeus]

I'm not a manga character, I wear sunglasses and have a beard.
I feel cool~

[Capo Mezzoforte]

Cockroach: I feel pretty. Oh so pretty~...
Penguin: shut up Roach.
Roach: What did I do to you?
Penguin: take this!
*sprays bug spray*
Roach: AAAGGGGHHHh!!! *roach dies*
Penguin: I warned ya!

[Shini]

"They said I wasn't cute enough...

I said their screams weren't loud enough. c:"