The corrupted wishes game

[xSPADEofHEART]

Granted but you don't get the part

I wish I could RULE THE WORLD.

[Tamekichi]

Granted, but aliens come and demand to kill the leader of our world, which is you. Too bad.

I wish I had 2 cokes and some chips.

[xSeo]

Granted, but the cokes and chips are stale

I wish i had a chocolate eclair.

[Luchia]

Granted; but its not chocolate? Oo

I wish I didnt have to go to school T.T

[Ayumi Elric]

Granted, but you live the rest of your life as a hobo .o. fun

I wish people wouldn't stare at me at school and on the streets...(as much)

[andy ichigo]

Granted. Now nobody looks at you and you become a lonely cat lady.

I wish that I had healthier habits.

[Ayumi Elric]

Granted, but you get so healthy, you die from it. That's right. You die.

I wish my teacher wasn't such a bitch...

[andy ichigo]

Granted. Now she's the nicest teacher ever, but then she gets sacked because you don't learn a thing.

I wish I had more money for anime DVDs and cosplay.

[WaterFae]

Granted. You buy those anime DVDs and cosplay...but you get robbed the second you walk out of the store and if you ordered it online...it gost lost in the mail and got sent somewhere else.

I wish my english teacher would retire already.

[tenken2007]

Granted. However, without the tutilage of your English teacher, all of your college application essays SUCK. Congratulations! No college for you!!!

I wish I wasn't so sunburned.