The corrupted wishes game

[Ayu]

Granted! But if it can't suck it can't swallow! D:

I wish I had longer hair, not to long though!

[andy ichigo]

Granted. Some bubble gum gets stuck and now you have to get it cut even shorter than it was before (must be a lot of gum).

I wish that I didn't get bit and scratched by kittens so much.

[Morpher]

Granted. You now get mauled by bears.

I wish I could rule the world, just like Big Brother.

[Ayu]

Granted, but in the end the bears that mauled Ichigo mauled you too. D:

I wish.. for something good to happen.

[tenken2007]

Granted. Something good does happen- you're made leader of the world. But... when you're given "THE BUTTON" that controls all the world's nuclear missles... you accidentally lean on it when you're talking on the phone. Good luck surviving a nuclear-holocaust.

I wish I had $10.

[Ayu]

Granted! But you have no use for it because I caused a nuclear-holocaust. :3

I wish I didn't lean on the button!!

[Blue Leader]

Granted. Instead, the button leans on you. *Squish.*

I wish... erm... I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for. >>;;

[Ayu]

Granted! But then you forget again! D:

I wish I could know why everyone ignores me and hates me.. I didn't do anything wrong did I? It hurts..

[Blue Leader]

Granted. But now everyone realizes they were stupid to ignore you and/or dislike you, and now want to be your friend. But you're too good for them.
(Those of us here on the VAA are your friends. We're here for ya.)

I wish I had a better memory. >>;;

[tenken2007]

Granted. Now you remember why you wanted to smite that guy sitting next to you on the bus and then do so. Better plead guilty in court

I wish I could produce a better audition recording.