Granted, you go to prison.
I wish I had the rights to Monopoly so I can stop all those damn sequels.
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Granted, you go to prison.
I wish I had the rights to Monopoly so I can stop all those damn sequels.
Granted. Your Monopoly empire colapse due to lack of sales and you go poor. YAY!!! You get to live in a box~
I wish that I had a tablet.

Granted. But there's not much you can do with a big, heavy stone.
I wish I had enough money to buy some new things that I want (*coughcough*PS3*coughcough*)
Granted. A huge gust of wind comes and blows it all away to some poor people.
I wish that I was japanese idol. xD

Granted, you Japanese porn star, you.
I wish people stopped thinking I have a "gay vibe"
Granted. Now people just think you're a girl.
I wish I had an indestructible pop screen for my mic.

Granted, but the screen keeps making popping noises and it won't come off! (Yes I know what a popping screen is)
I wish my computer would work so I could USE the mic I borrowed.
Granted, but the mic is crap.
I wish I could write romantic scenes more efficiently.
Granted. Welcome to the world of dime-store romance novels read only by old widows. Good luck.
I wish I had a better job.
Granted, but the pay is worse.
I wish my dog would stop barking.
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