The corrupted wishes game

[Aetas800]

granted. but you get so bored you and eat your own skin.

I wish i could go to hawai

[Kuro]

Granted, but while you're away I take back the fucking Get you just stole from me.

I wish I was motivated enough to do something other than post on the VAA.

[Ayumi Elric]

*pwned*

Granted, but you get bored of it and come right back.

I wish I didn't have to take my medication right now. *flail*

[Kuro]

Granted, but you die because you didn't take it.

I wish you would take your medication.

[Ayumi Elric]

It's not like it's uber fatal 'omg you'll die if you don't take it'. Just....meds. Bleh.

Granted, now, I dunno, I'm annoyed that I took my medicine. Bleh, that doesn't matter.

Wish people didn't have stupid views on what a celebrity is. *cough*

[Kuro]

Granted, but I'm banned for telling said people to stfu.

I wish I had pancakes...and now I will :3

[Sapphire]

Granted but they taste like snake skin.

I want pure water.

[BlueShadow]

Granted, but .... whoa, that's impossible, give me a minuet EDIT: You never said "I wish" >=D

I wish these wonka nerds weren't so horrible to eat

[tenken2007]

Granted, you get a glass of pure water, but you immediately drop it. Sorry.

I wish I had a maid to clean my room for me.

[Ayumi Elric]

Granted, but it's an ugly, old, fat one that ends up making more mess then there was before.

Wish I didn't have school tomorrow.