The corrupted wishes game

[Morpher]

Granted, but it covers the forum.

I wish I hadn't been sniped.

[Seeshelle]

Granted, but you're now being picked on.

I wish I was pretty.

[BigTUnit1]

Granted. Unfortunetly, you become very vain, and lose all kindness you once had.

I wish I could turn anything into gold on a whim.

[Kuro]

Granted, enjoy your golden penis.

I wish I had a golden penis.

[Morpher]

Granted, and it's a major turn off.

I wish that last wish wasn't so...gross.

[Kuro]

Granted, but the wish is given instead to a massive prude that wouldn't talk about it. Enjoy your golden penis.

I wish my coffee would finish brewing.

[tenken2007]

Granted, but while you're drinking your coffee, you leave the coffee pot on and burn down your house. Way to go.

I wish I could snowboard.

[Kuro]

Granted but you also become an idiot stoner.

I wish I was a mudkip.

[BigTUnit1]

Granted. Unfortunetly you are killed by Christian extremist because you prove the theory of evolution. Don't worry, I'll attend the funeral T-T

I wish that my car had Air Conditioning.

[Kuro]

Granted but you run out of brake fluid and crash into a wall. I'll haunt your funeral. ;_:

I wish I made it far on the Exodar.