The corrupted wishes game

[Aoi]

Granted. now you are chased down by the pirates who own the chest.

I wish I could be in a fairytale.

[Ayu]

Granted.. But your prince never shows up.. (Thats sad.. ;-

I wish I wasn't scared. ;-; Of what? I don't know! T~T

[andy ichigo]

Granted. You fear nothing, now you live everyday as dangerous as you can and die very soon! Yay for death.

I wish that kittens didn't have to die. Dx

[tenken2007]

Granted. Now bunnies have to die.

I wish I had awesome telepathic powers.

[Will Knavison]

Granted

But on your first time trying them out, you accidentally throw a mach truck at an orphanage and puppy farm

I wish I owned a piece of Soul Edge

[Ayu]

Granted but.. you turn into a frog? (Couldn't think of anything else! XD To random today!)

I wish I could.. at you all day. XD

[Morpher]

Granted, but I get creeped out and hire myself out to kill you.

I wish had a cute girlfriend.

[Will Knavison]

Granted

But you find out she has a really irratating voice

I wish I owned a Homestar Runner puppet

[Ayu]

Granted but it is alive.. and it steals all your money and leaves! T~T

I wish I wasn't so stupid.. Uguu..

[tenken2007]

Granted. The rest of the world is struck dumb so now you're smart by comparison. However, this doesn't help your situation as the world's manufacturing slows to a grinding halt, thus halting the production of food and other essentials. Everyone slowly dies of starvation.

I wish I could fly.