The corrupted wishes game

[Morpher]

Granted. You and your dog trade speech abilities. Now YOU bark.

I wish smilies weren't so fun to use.

[Ayumi Elric]

Granted, and once you stop using them, they come to life and kill you for revenge.

I wish my post was the first on this page instead of Morpher's. ._.#

[Morpher]

Granted, but in my jealousy I kill you.

I wish may car didn't cost so much to fix up.

[Blue Leader]

Granted. But your car is replaced with a tricycle.

I wish I had a decent part-time job. >>

[xSeo]

Granted, but your co-workers are evil!

I wish i didn't have exams.

[tenken2007]

Granted. Your grades are so low that going to your exams would be pointless.

I wish I could sleep longer.

[Aoi]

Granted. Your sleep will be so long it can be called death.

I wish I was a genius.

[Tamekichi]

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and hates you, so you go insane from lonliness.

I wish summer wouldn't ever be over.

[xSeo]

Granted. The heat drives you into insanity

I wish i was a good cook.

[tenken2007]

Granted. You're immediately employed as a sous-chef in a prominent Parisian restaurant, but your chef is never in the kitchen so you're responsible for running the shop 24-7. You eventually die from exhaustion.

I wish I had a chest full of pirate gold.