The corrupted wishes game

[Seeshelle]

Granted. But they make unfunny parody shows instead.

I wish I lived in a penthouse

[TamTu]

Granted. But your maid left the vacuum cleaner still plugged in, causing you to trip over the cord and fall over the balcony, down 40 stores.

I wish I had a new ipod.

[Chinomi]

Granted. But that new Ipod is completely full of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt mp3's and you can't transfer songs in or out.

I wish the customers at my workplace weren't so sucky.

[Stray]

Your wish is my command, however, in doing so you have caused the world to be a better place. Shame on you!

I wish I could get another job T_T

[Kairi]

Granted. You get another job...as a full-time hobo. =D

I wish I had something to wish for.

[andy ichigo]

Granted. Yous wish you were a duck, but then you can't talk to people. Only other ducks. o____0

I wish I had a flying cat.

[Seeshelle]

Granted. But while your cat is flying, your cat pees on people which includes you.
I wish I had more Vitmain Water

[Kairi]

Granted. But, it's so delicious that you can't stop drinking it, and you never do anything else except drink it. And then die.

I wish it wasn't so windy.

[andy ichigo]

Granted. But then the wind stops all together and wind power is not longer useful and major electical companies must shut down. NUUU!!

I wish I live in Japan.

[BigTUnit1]

Granted. But Godzilla proof insurance is expensive

I wish I was a transformer.