WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL! This is your host, the World Power Treaty Maker, AKA Sparrow. Before we begin to sign this treaty, have we any opening words? Yes, It looks as if America does. America?
President Bush: IRAQ MUST DIE!!!!
Oh dear, what a mess this has caused. It looks as if this treaty will not be signed today, unless we can choose out the WAR TORN countries!
Please, let us keep the peace!
But before we let loose, there are a few rules. Yes, the list is long, but, Sparrow cannot help it. Most are common sense.
And yes, this is a CREATE YOUR OWN MAFIA!!!!
- Read the guidelines HERE! But they're stickied, so they shouldn't be too hard to find, am I right?
- THE SPARROW IS THE ABSOLUTE POWER IN THIS GAME! You don't like it? BEWAAAARE!~ Ni? BOXY! ^_^ You shouldn't be here until the next Mafia. But since you are, let's use you to attack those who break Sparrow's rules!
- NO ROLECLAIMING! Really! Sparrow is against that sort of thing!! Don't Ruin it for others and say "I AM THE VATICAN CITY! I AM TOWN!!!!" Seriously. Don't do it. You will be bombed. Immediately. No warnings.
- Roleplaying is widely accepted. Yup. Just, don't overdo it. Don't make it obvious to people that you are Mafia/Town. Well, you might want to make it obvious that you are town...
- Spam is my friend! Spam makes me laugh! Spam makes me sing MONTY PYTHON SONGS! D: I just don't want to leave for 3 minutes and come back and have 50 pages of nothing to sift through. *coughHaremMafiacough*
- NO SPILLING SPARROW’S SPECIAL CRACK… I mean… no spilling your role outside the game. Well, no spilling either one. Bad things happen to you when you spill Sparrow’s crack. You be modkilled. Spilling Sparrow’s crack includes Skype, AIM, Yahoo, PMs, or even texts about the game. Only exception? IF YOUR ROLE EXPLICITLY SAYS THAT YOU CAN TALK TO SO AND SO. But then, and only then can you talk outside the game. Oh, you want to talk that badly? Sparrow’s on Skype 24-7. Trust me. Fell free to talk to me there. THis is an IMPORTANT RULE. HENCE THE DIFFERNT FONT AND COLOUR!!
- Do not ask if you are dead. Because the answer will always be no. Even if you were alive when you asked. I have a pretty full PM box. I don't need 15 messages in the morning asking "AM I STILL ALIVE?" Sparrow has a semi-short temper these days, and will MODKILL YOU a la THE BOX GHOST!! If you want to know so badly, then check the website. Sparrow swears she'll keep it up to date! SHE SWEARS ON... ON... THE PREEECIOUS! <_< YEY LOTR! If you are dead, your name will be struck through on the BLOG. Yup.
- I understand that it is the Holidays, and Sparrow will be really busy, but please, let's try to be active. I'll be a bit lenient, so, three day inactive, you get a warning. FOUR AND YOU ARE KILLED BY THE BOX GHOST! For Reference, KittenAlchemy's death in the Zelda Mafia.
- As an addendum to Rule 8, Please, don’t go 48 hours without sleep. It hurts Sparrow to read “It’s almost 5:30 am here. I’m going to bed now.” (Which Sparrow would be jealous. She would have already been up 5 minutes. D: ) She understands if you want sleep. Tell her in the thread, or in a PM. She’ll save you the sifting and send you the Sparknotes version of what happens while you’re asleep. Even if you die in your sleep, she’ll send you little tidbits until you wake up again. She understands how important sleep is to people.
- Sparrow is quite the busy bird. She has Taekwondoe, works at her church, and has other things to attend to, like her brother wanting to go to the movies, or even her Christmas duties. Sparrow disappears around hammer dropping time? You get extended time. She disappears for more than an hour after dropping the hammer? Extended time until she comes back and drops the hammer again. But SPARROW IS GOD. This game runs around her schedual.
- ALL ACTIONS MUST BE SENT IN ON TIME!! I operate under EST. As do most Mafia games. So let's be considerate to Sparrow's busy schedual shall we? No night actions = extention, THEN NOTHING HAPPENING! Simple as that. Got school (still) or Work to attend to? Send 'em in early! Sparrow takes those too ya know!!
- YOU GET ONE FREE NO LYNCH DAY! After that, no day lynches = RANDOM LYNCH!! Unless no one is active, but we'll see what happens then...
- Obvious rule of Mafia: VOTES MUST BE DONE IN BOLD! I.e. Vote: Osparrow (because Sparrow is a suspicious person >_>) or Unvote: Osparrow (For bad things happen when you lynch Osparrow, the innocent birdie!!)
- Pet Peeve Rule: Sparrow has something against txt talk. Really. Please, try to keep it to a minimum. Because Sparrow wants to be able to read what people post and their arguements, and she's a slow TXT to English translator... D:
- Finally, HAVE FUN HERE! Because Mafia just isn't Mafia when people aren't having fun!
Mafia wins when they take up half the world.
Town wins when they Kill all the mafia.
I need 15 people to start, and would like at least 20... but I know that's not going to happen.
PLAYERS LIST HERE!
As soon as you sign up, PM your countries to me! I want to get the Town/Mafia list made up!
LET US BEGIN!