The Ridiculous Story

[Hatomikazuki]

Basically one of those...the next person writes the next story paragraph types of stories...it really can go on forever...You don't have to read any post aside from the one above yours if you don't want to. If this story starts to make sense there may be a problem...xD

Should you choose, you can include and a, b, c, or d, option for the next person to choose, if you do not, they can decide whatever they want to happen next...I'll begin.

"Yaaaaaaaaawn" Mao said, as she lay in her bed, "They just can't make ANY good games anymore, can they Nyoko?" "Meow" Her cat Nyoko, says in reply. "I mean...Harvest Moon...with fighting??!! Paper Mario with 3-D mode??!!! What have they done??!!" Nyoko looks at her in a way that says, "You're stuck in the past sister...move forward with your life." Mao, of course has no interpretation of what cats say, and so she smiles and says, "I love you too Nyoko!"

What happens next??!!

a) Nyoko talks, and grants Mao magical kitty cat powers!
b) A brick falls out of the ceiling and kills Nyoko! OH NOES~
c) The doll lying on Mao's bed is a TRANSFORMER ROBOT IN DISGUISE!
d) Mao gets magically teleported into her videogame! gaaasp!
e) Something different that you come up with ;D

[Hikari-san]

Then out of no where the sound of what seems to be knocking gets really loud. "KNOCK KNOCK" "Coming!" yells Mao. Right when she opens the door a bright light shines in. Blinded by the light Mao steps out saying," Hello? Anyone there? What the...? Ahhhhhhh!!!" as she then falls into a portal. When she wakes up she finds all these cats in the distance and says, "Wow! Look at all the cats." Then out of no where, "Huh? Who are you?" says the brown cat next to her. "What the!!!?! You can talk!!??!!" Yells Mao. " Ya. Hmm by the way your acting you must be new here. My name is Kazu. What's your?" says Kazu the cat." Ummm... I'm Mao. Where am I?" says Mao.

What happens next!!?!

a) Kazu tells Mao she's in a world were there are no humans only animes.
b) Says that this is a demon world that needs help.
c) Tells her that she should know where they are for she turns into a cat herself.
d) Ties her to a tree and runs to get others to think of what to do with her. XDDD
e) Whatever you make up yourself.

[Koinu]

Kazu looked at Mao like she was a.. dog or something. He sighed and said, "You're in a magical world where animals can talk to people." He started walking and pulled her along by tying her with his tail. Little did they know, they were being followed by a self-righteous ass on a tricycle. But the sprinklers turned on under him.


a) The trike morphs into a mecha monster.
b) Kazu has a heart attack, caused by that self-righteous ass being.. uh.. Light Yagami, I guess.
c) Mao starts cooking the trike.
d) They all sex it up.
e) YUU DEESAIED.

[Shintarou Inuzuka]

Kazu fell off his trike, soaking wet, and began crying. Mao started laughing for a long time ... a good 6 minutes and 40 seconds, to be exact. However, then suddenly Kazu suffered a heart attack, and ...

A- He was rushed to the hospital
B- He died, and his corpse disintegrated in front of Mao
C- Someone out of view shouted "FREEZE!," everyone stopped moving and a random anime character tagged Kazu out and assumed the position he was in at that time. The story changed to something completely different, and everyone started moving again.
D- The Will of the Macrochasm reset the story to 6 minutes and 41 seconds ago

[Hideki]

the entire scene comes to a complete stop as kazu is dragged out and replaced with 21 year old Kuromi. A girl who works for an anime company. As she wakes up, she realizes that she's an hour late delivering the key animations to studio petite, but the only vehicle near her is the trike, so she hops on and starts peddling with all of her might towards the studio, running over mao in the process. however, about 100 yards down the road...

A. She gets caught in the middle of a DC superhero battle
B. A hitchhiker named kenshin wants a ride on the trike
C. She gets offered a ride in a car by Yukari (azumanga)
D. She loses some of the keys

[Hatomikazuki]

"w-w-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Kuromi screams. As she sees super heroes fighting on the street. Then she slowly grasps the reality of the situation....These are...American Super Heroes...And they are fighting...but...over what? Superman suddenly flies over, and says...

a) "Hello little girl! Do YOU have super powers?"
b) Will you help me kick Batman's ass?
c) Mao suddenly becomes cat woman, and attacks from behind before he can get a word in...
d) He explains it's a war between comics...manga vs. american...
e) Your choice =D