Future Perfect/Mirai no Kanzen (PG - Language)

[Masako-kun]

OK guys, I was planning a new radioplay to possibly mix during the summer. But I wasn't quite sure how it flowed so I want to offer the pilot script to you all and see what you think. Enjoy! ^^

Future Perfect (Mirai no Kanzen/未来の完全)
Entry #1: She Came From The Stars

Scene 1 – A Derelict Station
From the dark recesses of a station, two figures appear in the darkness. They are carrying what looks like a baby and some papers. They do not wish to be spotted.

Norman: Come on, dear! We must hurry! If we’re spotted, it’ll…

Esrel: Yes, yes…it’ll change our present beyond recognition. I’ve heard the lecture too many times, Nor…

Norman: Ssssshhh! Don’t say my name out loud!

Esrel: Who’s going to know it’s you?

Norman: It’s not that…I just don’t like it.

Esrel: What? Norman?

Norman: Doh! Damn and blast it, woman! Will you be serious for once?

Esrel: *sniggers a couple of times* OK, dear. *sigh* *bored* Just where is this ancestor of yours anyway?

Norman: This way…

Scene 2 - Outside a house at night
The house of Norman’s ancestor is in shot and they walk towards it.

Norman: This is the place.

Esrel: Wow. It looks as beautiful as it does in the picture.

Norman: Indeed. Shame they only had film cameras in this time period. I’d have loved to have seen this up close.

Esrel: You and your cameras.

Norman: *ahem* *steadies himself* Well…let’s do this. Come along, dear.

Esrel: Do we have to? Can’t we just let her stay with us?

Norman: *serious* We can’t risk it, Esrel. Vigilantes want my head on a platter. I don’t want Aiko to be involved. *sigh* This is the best place for her to grow up.

Esrel: You’re right, Norm. It is for the best.

Norman places the baby on the porch of the door.

Norman: Well, are you ready?

Esrel: *resigned* Ready as I’ll ever be.

Norman presses the doorbell. They both run quickly away out of sight. They then turn around and watch the house from a distance.

Esrel: Are you sure she’ll have a good life?

Norman: Oh yeah. James was known in our family for being a big softie. She’ll be fine.

James: *scream*

Esrel: *unconvinced* Did we really have to give her to them that way?

Norman: But that’s the way they did it back then! I’ve seen it done in movies!

Esrel: But they’re just that! Movies!

Norman: Does it matter? See, he took her in. Once he reads the letter, he’ll understand...

Esrel: I have to admit you’re good at explaining things.

Norman: It’s what we generals have to do on a daily basis! Anyway, we best get back. Come on, Esrel.

Esrel: Yes…

Esrel programs the time portal as Norman looks back at his daughter one last time.

Norman: [take your time] Aiko…be good, ok? *wells up* I’ll see you kid. *starts to cry as he walks away*

The time portal closes and the scene is left desolate. We then cut to the house.

James’ House
James is stunned. He and Maxi (his wife) are leaning over Aiko cooing over her.

Maxi: How could anyone leave such a beautiful child out in the cold?

James: I don’t know. But it sure must’ve been tough for them. It seems like they had a good reason judging from the size of this letter.

Maxi: It makes you wonder. We’ve always wanted a baby and then one magically appears before us…it’s almost as if she came from the stars.

James: Speaking of which, what’s that on her forehead?

Maxi: Hmm…*she examines Aiko’s head* It looks like a star. *gasp* Maybe she did come from the stars! *swooning* Ooh, how romantic!

James: *bemused* Yes…*normal* I hope kids won’t make fun of her when she’s older because of it.

Maxi: She won’t. She seems to be a strong one. Did the letter have a name for her?

James roots around for the letter.

James: I think so…yeah it does. Right here. *pause* Aiko.

Maxi: Aiko? She doesn’t look Japanese to me.

James: *confused* Does it really matter?

Maxi: Well…I guess not. Besides, it’s not a bad name at all. Actually, it’s really nice.

James: It is. It really is.

Aiko yawns softly and rolls over.

Maxi: Come on, Jamie. Let’s get her to bed.

James: OK. I’ll read the letter in the morning.

James places the letter to one side as he and Maxi walk upstairs.

Maxi: Our own baby, Jamie. Aren’t you excited?

James: I am. Just think what adventures she’ll have growing up…

****MUSICAL TRANSITION – 15 YEARS LATER****

Maxi: Aiko! It’s time for school!

Aiko: Okay, mom! I’m just off now!

Aiko runs downstairs and quickly opens the door.

Maxi: But you haven’t eaten any breakfast!

Aiko: I’ll get some on the way! Bye, mom!

The door slams behind her. The sun shines on her jewellery as she happily strides to school.

Aiko: *happy laughter – about 5 seconds*

Electra High

Student #1: Good morning, Aiko!

Aiko: Good morning!

Student #2: Heya, Aiko!

Aiko: Hiya!

Darick: Looking good today, young miss!

Aiko: Hell...*scream as she lands flat on her face from the surprise* …o?

Darick: Are you alright, young miss?

Aiko: *suspicious* Young miss? What’s that supposed to mean?

Darick: Young miss is young miss.

Aiko: *thinks* Who IS this weirdo?! What should I do? *normal* Excuse me, but who are you anyway?

Darick: Who, me? I’m just a messenger. I am nobody.

Aiko: Oh. Whatever.

Darick: *frantic* Bu…bu…but my name is Darick if you must know!

Aiko: Darick? I’ve never heard that name before. *thinks* Not only does he dress like some space freak, his name’s so cheesy! You could practically cut it up and serve it for lunch! Bleh!

Darick: Hmm, it’s not a common name in your ti…*gasps as he gags his mouth*

Aiko: Huh? *her watches go off* Crap! I’m late! Look, Darick, it was nice meeting you, but I gotta get to class.

Darick: Huh? Class? No, you can’t! I need to tell you something! Something important!

Aiko: Look I can’t stay! I’ll get in trouble!

Darick: No! *he stands in her way* I can’t let you go….woah! *he’s knocked over to the floor*

Aiko senses where he was going to move to and quickly side-steps in time. Consequently, she knocks him over.

Aiko: Uhh! I’m sorry!

Darick: *confused, dazed* How…how did you know I was gonna be there? Humans don’t have telepathy! Crap! *he covers his mouth*

Aiko: *stunned, scared* How…how did you know? *grunt as she starts to run away*

Darick: Wait! Young miss! Come back! Young miss!

Aiko: *thinks* How did he know? Nobody’s supposed to know that I can read minds! Not even mom and dad!

Aiko stops and thinks for a moment.

Aiko: Wait. He didn’t say it. I merely assumed…*sigh of relief* That’s a comfort! It was just me! *giggle*

The bell goes off again.

Aiko: Ack! Damn it! I’m done for! *pants as she runs towards school*

Aiko (v/O): My name is Aiko Nayleigh. I just turned 16 last week and I go to the best school in the state, Electra High! I’m hoping to become a physicist after I leave college. Huh? *realises* I know. I don’t seem like the kind of girl who’d be interested in science right? Yeah I get that a lot! Mostly from the wannabe princesses that pollute the school like the plague!

Aiko: (v/O): I don’t know really, I guess I’ve always been interested in science. I suppose my telepathy explains it somewhat. Ever since I was a kid I could anticipate certain events before they happened. *proud* Much better than any clairvoyant! *normal* Just little things. It does help every now and again, but other times it’s just annoying!

Mark: Hi, Aiko!

Aiko: *pants* Oh! Hi Mark!

Aiko (v/O): Mark Collins: one of my best friends. He’s always been at my side ever since I came to Electra High. When no-one else would talk to me because of my dorkiness, he stuck by me and helped me become what I am today.

Mark: Teacher’s gonna be mad!

Aiko: Oh god! I’m doomed!

Mark: Well, at least we can face him together!

Aiko: Huh?

Mark: I’m late too!

Aiko: Oh! *laughs* That’s true! Come on, let’s try and make amends with him!

Mark: I hear that!

Classroom

Teacher: So today class, we’re looking at the theoretical principles behind the fabled art of time travel. I bet some of you wish you could use it *sniping at Aiko’s tardiness* so you could get here on time for once!

Aiko: *sigh* At least the topic’s interesting. He’s not as vicious as he could’ve been. Huh?

Aiko looks out of the window. She spots Darick in the bushes looking up at her.

Aiko: *thinks* What the? What’s he doing here?

Darick: *scared, yet comical yelp as he hides*

Aiko: *thinks* What is he? Some kind of stalker? *sensually* Well, I can’t blame him for that! *giggles*

Teacher: Ms.Nayleigh! Explain to the class what wormholes have to do with time travel.

Aiko: *ahem* By accelerating one end of the wormhole relative to the other, and then sometime later bringing it back; relativistic time dilation would result in less time having passed for the accelerated wormhole mouth compared with the stationary one, meaning that anything which entered the stationary wormhole mouth would exit the accelerated one at a point in time prior to its entry. The path through such a wormhole is called a closed timelike curve, and a wormhole with this property is sometimes referred to as a "timehole." (Have a break between sentences and I’ll cut it up for you. It’s very daunting I admit! )

Class: Oooh! *clapping*

Aiko: Hehe!

Teacher: *sarcastic* Impressive, Ms.Nayleigh. You managed to read that from the book all by yourself(!)

Aiko: Huh? No, I didn’t! I know about wormholes. It’s one of my favourite topics!

Teacher: A likely story! It still doesn’t excuse you for not paying attention in class! The outdoors is for people outside, not inside. You just landed yourself in detention, Nayleigh!

Aiko: *sigh* Yes, sir. *thinks* Bitter old vulture!

Teacher: *sniping* What was that?

Aiko: Nothing! *thinks* Don’t tell me HE can read my minds too! *sad sigh*

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To be continued...

[Masako-kun]

Part 2
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Aiko (v/O): For the rest of the day, that freak kept showing up. In the cafeteria *pause*, in the science lab *pause* even in the changing rooms!

Many girls scream. Punches can be heard.

Darick: *frantic, pleading cries of pain as he’s beaten to a pulp by the girls*
Aiko (v/O): He didn’t last long.

End of the day – School Courtyard

Aiko: *annoyed sigh* That jerk! I missed the bus because of him! Surely things can’t get worse!

Darick: *cheery* Hello there!

Aiko: Hello…Waaaah! Wha…what are you doing here?!

Darick: Like I said before, I need to tell you something.

Aiko: *angry* It had better be ‘sorry’! Thanks to you I got in detention! Now I missed the bus!

Darick: Good.

Aiko: Excuse me? Tired legs aren’t a good thing! What planet are you from?!

Darick: Europa, actually…but that’s for another time.

Aiko: *impatient* OK. I’ve had enough! You’ve been stalking me all day, like some annoying little insect! You ramble on about some space thing I don’t wanna know about! And what’s more, you dress like you were born and raised at some anime convention! Like I’m going to take you seriously in that get-up!

Darick: *confused* A-ni-me? What’s that?

Aiko: *bemused* You’re kidding, right? You’re a sci-fi geek and you don’t know what anime is?

Darick: On our home planet, we don’t have this an-im-e. *enthusiastic* We do have fiestas though! Are they the same thing?

Aiko: Uhh, no! Grrrr! Why am I even getting into this with you? Just leave…me…alone! I don’t wanna talk to you! You creep me out! OK?!

Darick: But…

Aiko: NO! I don’t wanna hear it! Goodbye!

Aiko runs home quickly.

Darick: *sigh* Norman told me she’d be difficult. Heh!

Aiko’s House

Aiko slams the door behind her. She pants heavily.

Maxi: Aiko? You look like you’d seen a ghost.

Aiko: *panting still* More like a geek freak!

Maxi: But aren’t YOU a geek?

Aiko: Mom! I’m no trekkie! Sure, I like my anime and sci-fi stuff, but I don’t dress up in sci-fi costumes everyday now do I?!

Maxi: That wasn’t what you said when I bought you that bunny girl outfit for your birth…

Aiko: *annoyed* You didn’t need to bring that up, Mom.

Maxi: *giggles to herself* Anyways, one of your friends has stopped by.

Aiko: *lightens up* Oh? Cool! Is it Mark?

Maxi: I’m not sure. Your dad’s talking to him. You sure talk about that Mark a lot. You two seeing each other?

Aiko: *embarrassed* Mom! Please!

Aiko walks into the living room.

Aiko: *happy and cheery* Hiya, Mar…Eh?

Darick: Hello, Aiko!

James: Hello, Aiko!

Aiko: *despairing* This can’t be happening!

James: Aiko, don’t be rude to your guest!

Aiko: *angry* He is NOT my guest! That’s the guy that’s been following me around all day!

Darick: With good reason, I think you’ll find!

Aiko: Yeah, to perv on me!

James: Aiko, really! Not all guys are like that! Darick’s a fine, young man.

Aiko: But, that costume he’s wearing…it’s so childish!

Darick: *boasting* Hey! There’s nothing childish about this! It’s standard issue for the Europan (not European) Fleet! *slightly insecure but then regains composure* Well, it may be smaller than the standard size, but it’s a uniform nonetheless!

Aiko: Europan…Fleet?

*PASSAGE OF TIME*

Aiko: A soldier?

Darick: Yeah. A soldier for the Martian/Earth colony of Europa. A bit of a mouthful, isn’t it? It would’ve been MECoE (Muh-KOH-ee) for short but it means something dirty in Martian dialect so we gotta say the full name.

James: What does it mean?

Darick: Trust me, you don’t wanna know.

Aiko: *cynical* Oh yeah? Well, try me.

Darick: Seriously, if I were to mutter it, I’d be taken away and beaten to within an inch of my life and have my genitals crush…

Aiko: *disgusted* OK! OK! Don’t mention it!

Darick: *relieved* Phew! It gives me the willies just thinking about it…

*drum beat*

Aiko: Ewwwww…

Darick: *serious* But seriously, I am a soldier…and I’ve come to collect something. I believe it was explained in the letter.

Aiko: Letter?

James: *uneasy grunt followed by awkward laugh*

Darick: Didn’t you tell her about it?

James: Yes, I did get a letter…but no I didn’t tell her. *explains desperately* It’s not like I didn’t want to! I’ve been meaning to tell her for years now. So she’d be prepared.

Aiko: Well, why didn’t you tell me before now?

James: You see…whenever I tried to. Something would come up.

Aiko: Come up?

James: Yeah. I tried to tell you on your 10th birthday. But before I could, you fell over in the kitchen and cut your hand open on that broken glass. It just pushed the whole letter thing out of my mind.

Aiko: *slightly sombre* I see…but what does the letter say? You can tell me now! My hands aren’t going anywhere!

Darick: Good!

Aiko: *sniping* They’ll end up on your throat if you’re not careful, bub!

James: Now now! Violence isn’t the answer…at least not in this timeframe!

Aiko: What’s that supposed to mean?

James: Well *serious* and I’m being serious, Aiko... we’re not your real parents. ((Take your time with this. This is quite a bombshell!))

Aiko: I know that already. You told me that.

James: But you don’t know who your real parents are, or where they are…well, when would be more appropriate in this context.

Aiko: Dad?

James: There’s a reason why Darick is here…

Aiko: What, apart from annoying me to high heaven?

Maxi: Aiko, please…this is serious.

Aiko: Mom? What’s going on?

James: Your parents aren’t from around here. Or this country.

Maxi: Not even this century.

Aiko: What?

James: Your parents are from the future…200 years in the future.

Aiko: *fake laughter…in denial* That’s a good one, Dad! Now come on! What’s the REAL reason this bozo’s doing here?

James: That IS the real reason. It’s all explained here.

Aiko: Give me that! *frantic reading…she then calms down* *pause* No way…I’m…from the future? But how is that possible? It’s physically impossible! *pause* Right?

Darick: For your scientists perhaps! We figured it out in the 22nd century. It involved lots of money *pause* lots of effort *pause* and lots of pizza.

Aiko: Huh? Pizza?

James: Huh? Pizza?

Darick: Hey, scientists get hungry you know! They’re not robots!

Aiko: *off-hand* Yeah, they clean up after you all like slaves.

Darick: Not so…Robots are such a classic concept. It evolved into Robiology once silicon chips were successfully installed into humans without any adverse side effects. We don’t need to build robots. Just modify a standard human unit.

Aiko: Standard human unit? Look, whatever you call it, it’s still a human life! You can’t mess around with something so precious!

Darick: *sigh* Ah…21st century ethics…you people have no idea what you’re in for!

Aiko: Stop rubbing it in already! I’m serious! We’re not expendable!

Darick: It’s no good trying to convert me! We were raised in different times, you have much to learn about the way we think. You’ll understand soon enough.

Aiko: *conceited* Hmmph!

James: Please, Aiko! Try to listen! This is important. It means a lot to me.

Aiko: Huh?

James: Your parents are my descendents. 5 generations down the line. So, in a way…we’re still related. I’m just you’re great-great-great grandfather instead.

Maxi: Well, you’ve always been a great father! Now you’re 5 times greater! *laughs*

James: *laughs*

Aiko: Uhh…*bemused at poor joke*

Aiko: But what does this mean? Why am I here? Why am I not in the 23rd century?

Maxi: Your parents brought you here to protect you. They gave up a future with you so you might have one to come back to. Now the time has come for your to go and fulfil your real future.

Aiko: *shocked* My...real future? My future is with you guys! I’m not going! Why should I? I have friends here! I have a life here!

Darick: But you have a life with us as well! You were born in our era.

Aiko: No! No! No! NO! My parents aren’t from the future! They’re here with me! They always have been and always will be! Nobody can take that away from me. Ever!

Darick: Your real parents are awaiting your return. You must come with me so you can get acquainted.

Aiko: WHY SHOULD I? MOM! DAD! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!

James: I’m sorry, Aiko. He’s right.

Aiko: What?!

Maxi: It’s what we agreed. *pause* We tried for a baby before you were born, Aiko. It didn’t work out. *sombre* He died just after she was born. Heart complications.

James: We were devastated. But at the funeral, Norman – your father - showed up. He offered us the chance to have a child.

Maxi: He didn’t tell us when or even if it would happen, but we were so happy…how could we have refused?

James: When the moment came, it was certainly a surprise! I wasn’t expecting an entrance like that! It was as if it had been scripted or something. Imagine that. *laugh* That was when we finally believed him.

Darick: And that’s why we must fulfil the arrangement.

Maxi: We knew this time would come soon. Please, believe him, Aiko. Believe US.

[Masako-kun]

Part 3
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Aiko: *tearful* Mom…Dad…I…I…

Darick: I know!

James: Hmm?

Aiko: Huh?

Darick: Aiko, if you come with me, you can see what the future looks like. If you don’t like it, you can come back to this time. You can choose your destiny. But please, just hear us out.

Aiko: *tearful* No…

Maxi: Please, Aiko…just try it…you can always come back here if you don’t like it.

Aiko: *tearful* I…

James: Just try, Aiko. It can’t hurt to try.

Aiko: *quiet* OK.

Darick: Superb! I’ll set up the gateway right now!

Darick gets up and starts to play with his utility belt. He pulls out a coil, a box and a canvas.

Aiko: Is that a…

Darick: Time machine, yeah. Quite compact, don’t you think?

James: It just looks like a box and a spring to me.

Darick: Believe me, it’s quite a complicated piece of machinery. But the timer keeps resetting itself and blinking all the time. Really gets on your nerves after a while!

Maxi: *bemused* I’m sure it does.

Darick: All set. I’d step back if I were you. This thing can get pretty temperamental.

Aiko: *thinks* He doesn’t to tell me twice!

Darick presses the button and the time machine activates. There is a burst of howling wind before it ebbs away and replaced by a light humming.

James: Wait! You need to pack something surely?

Aiko: Oh, that’s right! I need my kitty! I’m coming for you, Ne-ne!

Aiko runs upstairs to get her cat doll, Ne-ne.

Darick: *confused* Does she know that cats can’t travel through time? They’re physically incapable.

Maxi: She’s talking about her stuffed animal. She’s had it for as long as she can remember. It means a lot to her.

Darick: I see. I never had anything like that. Our childhood simply consisted of learning, training and preparing for war…no time for playing. It’s only now that I’m realising what I missed out on all these years.

James: It sounds terrible. You must’ve been so depressed inside.

Darick: You’d think so, but no. You see, we were brought up with nothing else to compare it to. So how can we yearn for something we don’t even know exists?

Maxi: I see.

Darick: It was a risk for me to time travel. It would be a strange experience, nothing I’m familiar with exists and even if it did, it would be so primitive I would barely understand what it was.

James: It seems that you need to learn what you’ve been missing.

Darick: I’m trying to! Once my conscription to the Europan Fleet ends, I hope to go to college and study history. I’ve been fascinated about it ever since I first understood the concept of time travel.

Aiko: OK! Ne-ne’s with me now! I’m ready to go!

James: My…you’ve certainly perked up!

Aiko: *nod nod* I decided to take my cell with me! That way I can get in contact with you guys.

Maxi: That’s a great idea! Will it work, Darick?

Darick: I don’t know. But if we take it to the Professor Nuxelburg, we can give it a try.

Aiko: Yay! Awesome! Well, come on then; what are we waiting for?

Darick: Alright! *loud* Let’s get forward…to the power of 200! *battle cry*

Aiko: *flat* Do you have to say that?

Darick: Sorry…it’s what the generals do at public events…really gets the crowds motivated, I just wanted to try it out.

Aiko: Stop showboating already! You’re not impressing me, you know! *childishly* I don’t think I wanna go now!

Darick: *scared yelp* OK OK! I’ll just program the time now! *thinks* God, what a prissy bitch!

Aiko: Huh? What was that?

Darick: Uh, nothing! *thinks* How did she know?!

Aiko: *mischievous giggle*

Maxi: Are you going to be OK?

Aiko: I will, Mom! I’ll call if anything happens!

James: And be sure to not get…*triumphant, announcer-like* LOST…IN…SPACE!!!!

Aiko: *flat* Oh, please. Like that’s ever gonna happen.

Darick: Actually it does, that film was the pre-cursor to many copycat incidents. It was banned on Europa shortly after we settled there!

James: *put out* Really?

Darick: Hmm. It’s still a popular underground film. Has a cult following to this day! I must say that I’m quite a fan of it!

Aiko: *impatient* Yeah, yeah that’s great! Can we get going now? I’m starting to get bored!

Darick: *annoyed* Fine! *whispers to James* I’ll see if I can get you the version that wasn’t transmitted until 2075!

James: *whispers to Darick* Awesome! Are they any space vixens?

Darick: *whispers to James* Ohhhhhh yeah!

James: *laughs perversely*

Maxi: Ahem!

James: Never mind!

Darick: We need to get going now. The machine will overheat soon.

Aiko: Oh, OK! Goodbye, mom…dad.

James: You take care, Aiko.

Maxi: Have fun and be sure to not get hurt!

Aiko: I will!

Darick: Right! To the 23rd century…AWAY!

The machine whirrs into life and promptly disappears as Aiko and Darick walk through.

****200 YEARS LATER****

Europan Fleet HQ
The machine appears in the middle of a scientific-looking room. Within the room, there are two people standing. One diminutive professor and a strapping looking man…Aiko and Darick step out.

Darick: Awesome! It worked! I landed where I said it would!

Prof. Nuxelburg: Fantastic progress, Darick! The co-ordinates are now so simple to program, even you can use it!

Darick: *downtrodden* Thanks, professor.

Prof. Nuxelburg: Ah! And you must be Aiko!

Aiko: *very shy* Errr…hi?

Prof. Nuxelburg: There’s someone here who wants to meet you. *shouts to the other figure* Norman, she’s here!

Norman: MY DAUGHTER!!!! YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT LAST!!! COME GIVE YOUR OLD MAN A HUG!!! *booming laughter*

Norman embraces Aiko in a bear hug.

Aiko: *rasping* Ack! Uhh…Hi…Dad?

Norman: I knew James would do a good job! *examines Aiko closely as he lets go* And he certainly has! *perverted giggle* Ooh, hoo, hoo!

Prof. Nuxelburg whacks Norman over the head.

Nuxelburg: No time for nookie, Norman! Hehe, Nookie Norman! I like that name!

Norman: Well, I don’t!!

Aiko: *thinks, terrified* *whimpering scream* This is so creepy…Mom!! Where are you?! I wanna go home!

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**NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW**

Aiko: First I have a lecherous old man for a father and now my new mom’s some kind of flower-power freak! And there are so many things I don’t know! It’s like being at kindergarten all over again! Darick doesn’t help matters! Why can’t he get over the fact that I can take care of myself! *scream as she touches something unusual*

Darick: You’re not supposed to touch those!

Aiko: What are those things?

Darick: They’re tiny traps to prevent intruders from getting away.

Aiko: What?! I’m not an intruder! Get them off me!

Darick: Fine, fine! Crybaby!

Aiko: Who are you calling a crybaby?!

Darick: Just introduce the next part already!

Aiko: MIRAI NO KANZEN, entry 2 – You’re a Space Vixen!! Many New Things to Learn!! *pause* Now come back here you moron!

Darick: *screams as he runs away*