Things anime characters would never say or do! (Got idea from Ryou Shirogane's site)

[Superchibi]

It's pretty easy, first I'll say something an anime charrie would never do or say, then I would request another one from the person below me!

Example:

Lettuce from TMM - "I HATE you, Ichigo! Ryou's MINE!"
I would like something that Sakura from Naruto would never say.

Poster 2: Ok.
"Sasuke's a dork. Naruto, will you be my boyfriend?"
Sora from Kingdom Hearts...

And it goes on. Get it? Ok. I'll start.

Misha from Pita Ten - "I hate you, Shia. I'd totally ditche you to live with Kotaro-kun!"

Zakuro from Tokyo Mew Mew! xD

[Haushinka]

Here are some I made up a while ago..

Chouji: "Sorry, but I couldn't eat another bite."

Inuyasha: "Let's put our differences behind us, brother. Here, you can have the tetsusaiga."

Naruto: "Ew, get that bowl of ramen away from me."

Edward: "Hey Winry...Can I have some more milk, please?"

[Superchibi]

Ichigo: I LOVE to eat lettuce!
Lettuce *gulp*
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Ichigo: Hey Mint, can you take me to see some ghosts? I heard there's some at my highschool at nightfall!
Mint: KYAAAAAAAA! I'm so scared of ghosts, no no nooo!
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Kisshu: I like to eat quiche.
Taruto: So you like eating yourself?
Kisshu: Shut up, it's not my fault we're all named after desserts.
Pai: Quiche isn't even dessert, so that's why Deep Blue put you into exile...because you're in the wrong category!

[Jackson Knewone]

I just thought of these a few minutes ago.

Yugi Moto: Dueling sucks! I quit!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy, would you like to go out on a date?

Shinji Ikari: Dad, I love you!

Kenshin: One day, I will get my (profanity) kicked by a dude that never held a weapon before.

[Nuko]

Ichigo Momomiya: OmG i LOVE YOU PAI

Akito Hayama: My Sister is like the best there is none better *glittery eyes*

Sana: *emo Tears* i hate life *cuts wrists*

[Menchi]

Chobits

"Chi you Bitch, why can't you just work" Hideki to Chi

Excel

"I am sane after all" Excel Excel

Not Anime, but what the hell

The Fallen Angel

"Here's the weather" Weather Reporter

"I'm actually eating pancakes for once" Yuuji Yamana

[Superchibi]

Mitsuki: I hate you Meroko. You're annoying, always snagging Takuto away from me.
Meroko: I hate you too! You do the same to me!
Mitsuki: *kicks Meroko*
Meroko: *kicks Mitsuki back*
Both: *get into a guant karate war*
Takuto: No, nooo! STOP IT, you're being sooooo mean! *cries*

[fruitfly]

Sailor Uranus: I love men. They're the best. Like that guy Hideki.. he's a studmuffin.

[Ryou Shirogane]

You don't have to credit my site. Pretty much everyone in the anime community makes these things. o.o;

[Keiko Yasuo]

Luchia Nanami: Kaito, I hate you, plus you are sooooooo uncool!