Aly: If I have anymore drama in my life, I'm going to have fucking soap opera directors calling me demanding that I air my life on Days of our fucking Lives
Laura: cause...sometimes, the black hole that is their existance threatens the IQ of the entire planet.
Laura: I feel like I'm hitting a deformed retarded kitten or something.
Aly: h00kd on fonix wurkd 4 me
Me ->)CelticKitten85: We gotta shove candy down your cleavage again
My friend Kimmy ~>)Kimmy K: NO PIXIE STIX
CelticKitten85: LMAO Why?
Kimmy K: i had the blue one burst open in my cleavage... looked like i tittie fucked a smurf
Aly: HOLD IT, FOUL DUST BUNNIES! NO ONE GETS IN THE WAY OF KIMMIE CLEANING EXCEPT FOR ME! THAT IS SOMETHING I CAN NOT FORGIVE! I AM SAILOR MOON! AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOOOOOOOON.. I WILL PUNISH YOU! *pose!*