Amusing Messenger Quotes

[MeroMeroSaharade]

Mero had a very interesting conversation with Onii chan =v=

[21:07:35] MeroMeroSaharade: the world...
[21:07:42] MeroMeroSaharade: is spinning round and round....
[21:07:55] MeroMeroSaharade: a square
[21:07:58] MeroMeroSaharade: ....
[21:07:58] RJustice: ...
[21:08:02] MeroMeroSaharade: is a square.
[21:08:07] MeroMeroSaharade: a rectangle...
[21:08:14] MeroMeroSaharade: can be made into a triangle...
[21:08:23] RJustice: mero...
[21:08:26] MeroMeroSaharade: but not into a tree...
[21:08:31 | Edited 21:08:33] RJustice: did you take anything in the past few minutes?
[21:08:40] MeroMeroSaharade: water.
[21:08:44] MeroMeroSaharade: lots.
[21:08:46] MeroMeroSaharade: and lots.
[21:08:48] MeroMeroSaharade: of water.
[21:08:50] RJustice: mmmhmmm
[21:09:00 | Edited 21:09:04] RJustice: memo to self no more water for mero
[21:09:05] MeroMeroSaharade: rootbeer.
[21:09:08] Lilmenchi: ...
[21:09:11] MeroMeroSaharade: cannot be a rootbear
[21:09:22] MeroMeroSaharade: for it has no "a" in it.
[21:09:28] RJustice: mhmmm
[21:09:30] RJustice: intresting
[21:09:45] MeroMeroSaharade: Mero....
[21:09:46] MeroMeroSaharade: is here...
[21:09:50] MeroMeroSaharade: but not here....
[21:10:01] MeroMeroSaharade: ....ninja.....
[21:10:03] MeroMeroSaharade: //fades
[21:10:11] RJustice: I would love to be your child pyshicologist
[21:10:19] RJustice: just saying
[21:10:20] MeroMeroSaharade: rootbear :3
[21:10:23] MeroMeroSaharade: I want one.

[The Pawt]

[2012-02-20 00:38:18] Pawtanagatari: Oooooh shit! You in dat ass? ;D
[2012-02-20 00:38:51] D3mo: I FREAKING WIIIIIIIIIISH QwQ
[2012-02-20 00:39:00] D3mo: She's on the all-star cheer team
[2012-02-20 00:39:04] D3mo: and flexible as FUCK
[2012-02-20 00:39:09] D3mo: and I'm just like
[2012-02-20 00:39:10] Pawtanagatari: ...
[2012-02-20 00:39:12] Pawtanagatari: AWWW MANG
[2012-02-20 00:39:17] D3mo: "My pants wont unzip themselves"
[2012-02-20 00:39:20] D3mo: I KNOW BRAH
[2012-02-20 00:39:20] D3mo: ITS LIKE
[2012-02-20 00:39:22] Pawtanagatari: Hahahahaha
[2012-02-20 00:39:22] Pawtanagatari: xD
[2012-02-20 00:39:24] D3mo: DAYUUUUUUUUM
[2012-02-20 00:39:29] D3mo: God I love our convos
[2012-02-20 00:39:35] Pawtanagatari: They are the best
[2012-02-20 00:39:37] Pawtanagatari: Also
[2012-02-20 00:39:40] D3mo: not even 2 minutes in and we're talking about gettin' dat ass

[Seymour]

This wasn't aim or skipee, but damnit it was funny

Simbaga: http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...218/Sanji1.jpg Spoilers: we're definitely dubbing this scene. Might wanna start eating copious amounts of steak and obsessively watching football now so you can be prepared for the impending emasculation storm.
TriPredRavage:...Does this mean you're actually going to cook a steak? Because I'll do anything. Just don't forget the A-1 sauce. And what is up with Eric Vale getting cast in cross dressing roles? First Trunks in Dragon Ball GT, now Sanji in One Piece; or is this just such a common theme in anime that it's unavoidable? XD
Seymour: cool guys always get thrown into dresses in anime. Cliff...you know what this means? /pulls out dress
TriPredRavage: *sighs* it wouldn't be the first time I've voiced a dude in a dress... This is what it's going to be like at Genericon, isn't it?
Seymour: you know it son
Hokage Titan: ‎*Walks in wearing a dress* Already beat him to it. B)
TriPredRavage: Nana's going to be the only one wearing pants at this rate...

[MeroMeroSaharade]

[21:52:55] RJustice: it's almost 1 lol
[21:53:00] RJustice: Lazy!
[21:53:05] RJustice: together!
[21:53:34] RJustice: I should probably sleep...so it seems like I got six hours
[21:53:38] Lilmenchi: BROFIST
[21:53:43] RJustice: BROFIST
[21:53:50] RJustice: yin isn't here to fist me
[21:53:56] RJustice: totally sounded better in my head
[21:54:55] RJustice: well...night yo!

[S.J.]

Ovarku: Hmm, I think I want to try this game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQscQ9iMbao
S.J. (逆さ): "I'm a head, take care of me." lol!
Ovarku: I like the quote "what's a man without a penis?"
S.J. (逆さ): Man, I am hungry~
Ovarku: And I thought I made a bad follow up.
S.J. (逆さ): lmao! xD

- - - -

S.J. (逆さ): Wow, I had no idea ODS has a facebook page thingie... I has to create it to make it officialz.
Ovarku: Really?
S.J. (逆さ): LIKE IT! XD
Ovarku: Or else what? *crosses arms*
S.J. (逆さ): Or else I will kick you in the nads so hard that your man junk will turn into a vagina! D:<
Ovarku: *stoic face.* ....... well played.

[S.J.]

Nintendo Cartridge says: "Blow Me!"

Ryusuke: ...........I will never look at cartridges the same way again.
S.J. (逆さ): Wait, so... when my boyfriend asked if I ever blown anyone before, I should have said: "Yeah... his name is Mario."

- - - - -

Zero: i am getting ready to voice in a sentai dub!
S.J. (逆さ): Every time someone types that out, I read it as 'hentai'. I honestly don't mean to, but that's just how my mind works.
Juniper: Kasa... everyone knows how your mind works. You are dirty!
S.J. (逆さ): That's an understatement.
halosavior007: hey sakasa, i'm getting ready to voice in a hentai dub
S.J. (逆さ): Now I read that as sentai~
S.J. (逆さ): Damn you and your reverse psychology! Dx
halosavior007: lol xD

[CrowSama]

[7:59:47 PM] Charles: O_O Tracey. What happened?
[8:00:28 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: son of a bitch
[8:00:30 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: i had you
[8:00:44 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: stupid fucking connection.
[8:00:48 PM] Charles: Also, I could have turned the duel around on Tracey on the 1st round had I remembered I had Chimeratech Fortress Dragon. Hell, I even had 2 Cyber Dragons ffs.
[8:01:12 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: >. lies
[8:01:29 PM] Charles: My Chimeratech Fortress would have had 3000 atk
[8:01:44 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: lies, he had DD suviver on his field
[8:01:59 PM] Charles: I had D.D. Survivor AND Cyber Dragon.
[8:02:12 PM] Charles: I decided to play defensively like a dumbass though >_>
[8:02:57 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: wouldnt have helped anyway, i had utopia
[8:03:15 PM] Charles: So? My Chimeratech Fortress would have had 3000 and Utopia only had 2500
[8:03:37 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: negate... atk? duh?
[8:03:50 PM] Charles: Would have killed it next turn
[8:04:04 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: i had cyber dragon in my hand >.
[8:04:08 PM] Charles: Shut up jojo! Daddy and Mommy are talking >_>
[8:04:28 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: either way, i still won cuz of your failure to think ;P
[8:04:47 PM] Charles: I wiped the floor with you on the 2nd round though so I don't care
[8:05:18 PM] Charles: ...Wow, we really are like an old married couple. Huh Tracey?
[8:05:26 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: its DNs fault for having a shitty shufflinf system
[8:05:32 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: shuffling*
[8:05:43 PM] Charles: Yeah yeah. Blame DN for having a horrible hand XD
[8:05:56 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: yes, pretty much
[8:05:57 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: XD
[8:09:07 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: what am i hearing and whydo i want to hit someone...?
[8:09:20 PM] Charles: Don't know, don't care.
[8:09:51 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: so helpful >.
[8:10:00 PM] Charles: You know how I am honey
[8:13:04 PM] Tracey Verwarfen: >.
[8:13:15 PM] Lieutenant Dalu: wow
[8:13:24 PM] Lieutenant Dalu: i just read that so... yeah

[S.J.]

Talking about Chinese Zodiac/Horoscopes

S.J. (逆さ): I'm a pig!
Red: I'm a horse!
S.J.(逆さ): I can imagine you and your woman giving a whole new meaning to riding.
Red: What?!
S.J. (逆さ): Yeah! You'd buck her off so hard, she'd fly into the ceiling; crashing right through it... and all you see left of her are legs.
Red: Ahahaha!!!
S.J. (逆さ): She just dangles there...Your friends come over: "Hey, nice ceiling fan bro."
Red: You should become a comedian! xD

[Hathor Liderc]

Old convo...but amusing since we were in a Smurfs mood that time.

[12:03:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: RAWR!!!
[12:03:41 AM] Desert Punk: no smurfin way!
[12:04:00 AM] ShadowRanma: WHAT THE SMURF!? O.o
[12:04:01 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): MOTHER SMURFER!
[12:04:13 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed your mom last night Jack!
[12:04:23 AM] Desert Punk: smurf you! Smurf hole!
[12:04:34 AM] Desert Punk: you can smurf this dick
[12:04:39 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll smurf you RIGHT IN THE SMURF!!!
[12:04:51 AM] Desert Punk: Not if i have anything to smurf about it
[12:04:52 AM] Craig Juan: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:04:55 AM] Hathor Liderc: Just like I smurfed Craig!
[12:05:00 AM] Craig Juan: what the smurf?!
[12:05:16 AM] Hathor Liderc: mother smurfers!!!
[12:05:17 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP, YOU DUMBSMURF! >:C
[12:05:22 AM] Craig Juan: you didnt smurf nobody, you dumb piece of smurf!
[12:05:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll SMURF YOU ALL!!!
[12:05:37 AM] Hathor Liderc: Cause that's how I smurf!
[12:05:44 AM] Craig Juan: ...
[12:05:50 AM] ShadowRanma: That's not what your mother said.
[12:06:05 AM] Craig Juan: Oh SMURF YOU MAN!!!
[12:06:06 AM] Hathor Liderc: lol you're out!
[12:06:09 AM] Hathor Liderc: Lanko!
[12:06:25 AM] ShadowRanma: oh Smurf it... >.>
[12:06:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: Craig took it right in the smurf!
[12:06:41 AM] Desert Punk: you bunch of scruffy nerf smurfers
[12:06:49 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurfity Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:06:56 AM] Desert Punk: SMURF
[12:07:08 AM] Desert Punk: Secret Militia Underground Resistance Force
[12:07:10 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed Chii right in the smurf! She LOVED it!
[12:07:18 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP!
[12:07:27 AM] Hathor Liderc: She was saying "Smurf me! Smurf me harder!"
[12:07:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: I had jack yelling the same thing when I smurfed him later on... =3
[12:07:56 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): WHAT THE SMURF?!
[12:08:03 AM] Desert Punk: I don't think you... smurf... in... my... smurf-righteous suicide
[12:09:10 AM] ShadowRanma: We don't! It's our charm! Quit smurfing it up! >.<
[12:10:24 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:10:55 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): SMURFEN SMURF!
[12:11:16 AM] ShadowRanma: .................................................. .................................................. ............I'm all smurfed out, dudes. X_X
[12:13:42 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf you mother-smurfers!
[12:14:22 AM] Craig Juan: this is so smurfing awkward
[12:14:43 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf yeah. >.>
[12:14:59 AM] Desert Punk: i'm smurfing off
[12:15:05 AM] Desert Punk: hope thats ok with everysmurf
[12:15:07 AM] Hathor Liderc: At least we're not the smurfing flintstones!
[12:15:21 AM] Desert Punk: but i like the flintstones
[12:15:22 AM] Desert Punk: smurf
[12:15:54 AM] ShadowRanma: If we were the Smurfing Flintstones, we'd rock peoples' worlds.
[12:16:15 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf the flintstones!
[12:16:24 AM] Desert Punk: i'm gonna smurf you like an animal, i wanna smurf you on the inside
[12:16:54 AM] ShadowRanma: Screw the money! I have Smurfs!.............Wait. that was wrong. Lemme try again. XD
[12:17:02 AM] Hathor Liderc: So...were'nt we gonna VC or smurfing?
[12:17:38 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): I'll smurf in a bit
[12:17:58 AM] Craig Juan: brb
[12:18:15 AM] Craig Juan: real quick, i gotta grab something downstairs
[12:19:51 AM] Craig Juan: ok lets start
[12:19:59 AM] Craig Juan: fuck...rice didnt even cook! grrr
[12:19:59 AM] Hathor Liderc: ok
[12:23:47 AM] Hathor Liderc: brb gotta take a smurf!
[12:24:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: Ah...that was a good smurf...

[S.J.]

S.J. (逆さ): How goes it, Mister Q?
Super Q: It goes. Been insect killing most of the evening since I got home from work.
S.J. (逆さ): Gah, those pests. @_@
Super Q: Seems like it's worse this summer down here. Ants, wasps, even scorpions.
S.J. (逆さ): Seriously! Scorpions?! O_O
Super Q: They've never really just been out down here, but for some reason, they're coming out more.
-- a few moments later --
Super Q: I'm sitting here hungry. Why do I not just get up and cook dinner?
S.J. (逆さ): Because you are lazy... and having spent all your energy hunting bugs, you couldn't be bothered?
Super Q: Are you in my head? Haha..
S.J. (逆さ): I don't know, am I--? Wait, what's that?! Oooh~ a thong!
Super Q: Yeah, you're in my head.