You have beautiful burps so your farts must be equally impressive.
Okay. Your secret is safe with me. xP
You look like a shirtless pedophile? x3
No way! I look better than Edward AND Jacob put together! xP
Edward looks constipated. Do you look like that? xD
So do I if you're comparing me to Edward! xP
I actually have a face. And it's very attractive. <3
Hi No Face! xP