embrodak
06-10-2005, 02:22 AM
The Writer
LANDO
Heeey! My name is LANDO, and I'm the main character of this, perhaps, just-might-be, stupid short. Now, what has happened to me in recent times is that I did something and it went over Gravity Hill in Franklin Lakes, new Jersey, and tore a hole in mid-air. What's Garvity Hill? It's a place where water and cars and balls run up hill, even though they shoul run downhill. Gravity Hill is in one of the locks in the universe which separates the world of fiction with reality. But with it torn, anything fictional that entered it became real. Any story, any character, any poem, they all become real when they enter this parallel universe. My computer happens to be the right distance away, and so when I sent a certain e-mail with a script of mine written on it, the e-mail waves entered this hole, and my story became real. And now, me and my friend, Snot, are stuck in the middle, and now we're characters in the story, even though we're still in our real world. But, consering I wrote the story, I know all the parts, which comes in handy during poker! Ahahahaha, aha, ha...Eh, maybe you kids don't get it, but, uh...Yeah, now we're stuck in my story, and uh...Don't gamble.
Charcters:
Lando: He's a writer who gets in talks with a network about airing his show, but then the script becomes real. He's a cool guy. And he lives in New Jersey.
AUD. LINE: (Anything from that paragraph of stuff he said posted on here.)
Snot: He's Lando's friend who should maybe shave more and/or better, and maybe get some allergy medicine.
AUD. LINE: I just found blood in my snot.
Producer: He wants to produce Lando's show. He's cool.
AUD. LINE: Lando has talent. he is a good writer.
Newsman: He does the news.
AUD. LINE: Today a Trenton man was found dead this morning on his front lawn. Evidently, he sent people spyware, so we don't really care about his feelings, other than that we dislike him so much, that we'll laugh at his death. Hahahahahaha! Oooh, I'm terrible. I'm terrible.
Lando's Characters: They become real. Yeah.
AUD. LINE: IN YOUR FACE YOU BIG DIGRACE!
Contac Info:
e-mail: embrodak@newport-productions.com
msn im: embrodak@newport-productions.com
aim: hs runna
yim: sm20x6 (Don't expect to see me sign on. Chances are, I'll never even downlad it again.)
DEADLINE: July 20, 2005
INFO: For Producer, Lando, Snot, Newsman and SOME of Lando's characters, just do a NORMAL voic. I don't know if I've stretched that enough. NORMAL.
LANDO
Heeey! My name is LANDO, and I'm the main character of this, perhaps, just-might-be, stupid short. Now, what has happened to me in recent times is that I did something and it went over Gravity Hill in Franklin Lakes, new Jersey, and tore a hole in mid-air. What's Garvity Hill? It's a place where water and cars and balls run up hill, even though they shoul run downhill. Gravity Hill is in one of the locks in the universe which separates the world of fiction with reality. But with it torn, anything fictional that entered it became real. Any story, any character, any poem, they all become real when they enter this parallel universe. My computer happens to be the right distance away, and so when I sent a certain e-mail with a script of mine written on it, the e-mail waves entered this hole, and my story became real. And now, me and my friend, Snot, are stuck in the middle, and now we're characters in the story, even though we're still in our real world. But, consering I wrote the story, I know all the parts, which comes in handy during poker! Ahahahaha, aha, ha...Eh, maybe you kids don't get it, but, uh...Yeah, now we're stuck in my story, and uh...Don't gamble.
Charcters:
Lando: He's a writer who gets in talks with a network about airing his show, but then the script becomes real. He's a cool guy. And he lives in New Jersey.
AUD. LINE: (Anything from that paragraph of stuff he said posted on here.)
Snot: He's Lando's friend who should maybe shave more and/or better, and maybe get some allergy medicine.
AUD. LINE: I just found blood in my snot.
Producer: He wants to produce Lando's show. He's cool.
AUD. LINE: Lando has talent. he is a good writer.
Newsman: He does the news.
AUD. LINE: Today a Trenton man was found dead this morning on his front lawn. Evidently, he sent people spyware, so we don't really care about his feelings, other than that we dislike him so much, that we'll laugh at his death. Hahahahahaha! Oooh, I'm terrible. I'm terrible.
Lando's Characters: They become real. Yeah.
AUD. LINE: IN YOUR FACE YOU BIG DIGRACE!
Contac Info:
e-mail: embrodak@newport-productions.com
msn im: embrodak@newport-productions.com
aim: hs runna
yim: sm20x6 (Don't expect to see me sign on. Chances are, I'll never even downlad it again.)
DEADLINE: July 20, 2005
INFO: For Producer, Lando, Snot, Newsman and SOME of Lando's characters, just do a NORMAL voic. I don't know if I've stretched that enough. NORMAL.