zombied
06-06-2005, 07:13 AM
I'm making a short animation. It will be an infomercial satire.
This project is for the Internet mainly, but I also want to have it featured on a short film show.
I need just 1 male voice to do three parts.
Character 1:
The narrator. A typical infomercial voice over. Older the better, I really don't want a teenager sounding voice for this. Also, I don't want any over-acting. It will be cartoony in aesthetics, but I still want this to be believable. Just pretty much a replica of a voice over for an infomercial.
Also must be American.
An example line is:
"The grater clock is a revolutionary product that combines the ordinary cheese grater with an analogue clock.
With the convenience of knowing the time as you grate you’ll have time for the better things in life."
If I choose you for the role those lines will be 2 separate things, but I need a bigger part to audition.
Character 2:
This is a testimonial.
There aren't really any requirements for this except that it's distinct from the other character. Possibly more of a New York accent or something. Lower, more gruff voice if you want.
The line is:
"I’ve lost 2 jobs in the last 6 months because I’ve been too busy grating. With “Grater Clock,” I meet all of my deadlines. "
Character 3:
Another testimonial. Same as the last character, all I want is for the voice to be distinct.
The line is:
"I’ve got a sore neck, I can’t keep looking at the clock while I’m grating cheese, it was getting ridiculous, and then a friend introduced me to grater clock. Now my neck is in better condition than it’s been in for years. Thanks, “Grater Clock”."
My Email is mattg3@gmail.com
That's also my MSN address.
Thanks.
This project is for the Internet mainly, but I also want to have it featured on a short film show.
I need just 1 male voice to do three parts.
Character 1:
The narrator. A typical infomercial voice over. Older the better, I really don't want a teenager sounding voice for this. Also, I don't want any over-acting. It will be cartoony in aesthetics, but I still want this to be believable. Just pretty much a replica of a voice over for an infomercial.
Also must be American.
An example line is:
"The grater clock is a revolutionary product that combines the ordinary cheese grater with an analogue clock.
With the convenience of knowing the time as you grate you’ll have time for the better things in life."
If I choose you for the role those lines will be 2 separate things, but I need a bigger part to audition.
Character 2:
This is a testimonial.
There aren't really any requirements for this except that it's distinct from the other character. Possibly more of a New York accent or something. Lower, more gruff voice if you want.
The line is:
"I’ve lost 2 jobs in the last 6 months because I’ve been too busy grating. With “Grater Clock,” I meet all of my deadlines. "
Character 3:
Another testimonial. Same as the last character, all I want is for the voice to be distinct.
The line is:
"I’ve got a sore neck, I can’t keep looking at the clock while I’m grating cheese, it was getting ridiculous, and then a friend introduced me to grater clock. Now my neck is in better condition than it’s been in for years. Thanks, “Grater Clock”."
My Email is mattg3@gmail.com
That's also my MSN address.
Thanks.