202 AIFAM : Chaos Mafia

[elad]

WHAT?!?!?!?

ELAD IS RUNNING A MAFIA??!?!!?

OHNOES!!!!!

what's gonna happen? i don't really know hahaha

This is a game where anything is possible and the impossible is purple.


RULES:
well the rules are as matt had established on his thread =P

Rule 1: we don't talk about fight club
rule 2: we don't make overused pop culture jokes unless we are elad
rule 3: no talking outside the thread unless otherwise said
rule four: votes must be bolded like this
rool 5: you may roleclaim, but keep in mind that it is generally really stupid to do this
rule 6: the mod may mod kill you at anytime if he thinks you are inactive or just not being very nice
RULE 7: This is rule seven

[elad]

players list is this (http://eladthesane.livejournal.com/)

[CrossFire]

Meowmeow...3 please?

[Xyk]

13 k thanks :D

[InuKun]

any number, thx.:twisted:

[Namanda]

i wantz to play!

sign me up please!

any number!

[Kelsey Kay]

KELSEY WANTS ONE. Or whatever number is closest to it. ktnx<3.

[al a mode]

8 for me please? :)

[JusticeGuy]

I want 42...<_< >_>

[IntoRapture]

Yes, please~

[elad]

kay list is updated, roles might get out tonight

[osparrow]

Damn. 7 taken again.

Considering my luck with being one of the first lynched, then I'm going to say Alternate please~

[elad]

no alternates, you can play...

but no alternates sorry

[InuKun]

Role received.

[osparrow]

No alternates? Fine. I'll play then.

[elad]

^________________^

[IntoRapture]

The voices of the SEA and the mystical sun-child of art in the heavens and the lowly worm-babies... they have whispered and told me... and now I know. Who I am.

Role received, oh cruel mod.

[al a mode]

got my role!

[Xyk]

Role Received

[elad]

all roles sent out, and there is still room for more players!!!! =)

[elad]

day post will be up soon

[elad]

FROM THE DARKEST AND BRIGHTEST CORNERS AND CIRCLES OF THE UNIVERSE COMES CHAOS MAFIA!!!

welcome to my game!!! <3

you people were brought here for absolutely no reason and now you must fight to the death!!!!


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It is now day 1 and it will end at about twelve pm tomorrow, unless i extend it to accomodate for school.

you have one no lynch ticket (for now muwahahaha)

[elad]

RULE 11: i am not accepting actions via skype

[IntoRapture]

Great things like this only happen for the first time once.

We must... cherish it. The experience, the sunrise, rising in the sky... the sun. Art.

And by feasting on the blood of maggots, we become purified.

[Xyk]

Maggots? That sounds really icky! You should want something sweet, yanno? Something refreshing in your life!

[IntoRapture]

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

And we purge... the dark slug-creatures that wriggle in the earth and make us drown in our own bile.

[Xyk]

You're really silly, you know that? Perhaps you should tone down the creeper, and just relax my friend!

[JusticeGuy]

Well...since it is day one I guess we might want to get working on it. First, we'll start with the earth and the heavens. And then we'll move onward to a random lynch.
Vote: DonJuan

[IntoRapture]

Death... to gut maggots.

Vote: DonJuan

[Xyk]

Well, it seems the popular thing to do.

Vote: DonJuan

[Namanda]

Well, I don't think it's DonJuan.

I think you're all wrong. So I'm going to go with my idea instead and vote for someone who I think seems suspicious. The talk of maggots makes me suspicious cuz maggots are really gross so I'm afraid you are the one who I find suspicious.

vote: IntoRapture

And if you all know what's good for you, you will vote along with me.

[Xyk]

Sorry Namanda, but you just seem to be an offbrand right now. You should come along with us, tis where all the cool kids are!

[JusticeGuy]

I'm sorry to say this, little one, but I'm always right. Always. So you are wrong in this situation.

[IntoRapture]

Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.

[al a mode]

Oh please let us not fight
In order to kill the mafia
We must be united tonight

Think about the evidence at hand
do not get violent with each other
and hope you aren't next to be buried in the sand

vote: IntoRapture

[IntoRapture]

Ahh...

I will paint you... in the bile of enemies... during the sunset... so that you can see. Art. Rebirth. A pantheon of angels rising from the sea to sing you... awake.

You know what "DOUBT" stands for? It stands for "Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts."

[elad]

Eddie Murphy Dropped (on his head)

no more voteyvotes

[elad]

"you know what sounds nice? Egg salad."

"well i want pizza"

"nonetheless, i just said nonetheless"

"we should get some cookies!"

After much debate the contestants had decided that donjuan was the weakest link, when actually it was Xyk. well let's see what happens next.

elad leads dondon to the front of the group and looks him square in the eye. "i've never actually finished one of your books."

and with that...
http://sporeflections.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/stephen-king-stephen-king-2713659-350-350.jpg
DonJuan: Stephen King: Neutral Creeper has died (seemingly of a heart attack)

[elad]

Oh and night will end around 6:06pm all night actions must be in by then

[elad]

night over

post will be up when i'm done with this

[elad]

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!


i regret to inform you that this is the end of days

but how appropriate that you are all gathered here as champions of civilization,

but one of you is not strong enough

it turns out that
http://hvchronic.com/volume_1/no_1/the_burning_of_allan_wikman/8%20070621god_bruce.jpg
Justice Guy and
God: Serial Killer no longer exists in this heathen filled land

he has given up on you because he is sick of dealing with your shit

BTW Buyo is frozen solid and as such can not speak or vote until the next day

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN ALL OF KELSEY KAY'S VOWELS

it is now day two and day will end at midnight thirty

[CrossFire]

OHNOEZ. Oh well. We still have me <3 And I'm amazing <3

[IntoRapture]

You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives!

[CrossFire]

But why would you need to have fear whenever I'm here? Oh look I rhymed! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! I'm just that amazing. Man I need a book wrote about me or something <3

[Kelsey Kay]

Y'knw, bck n m dy, w ddn't hv nn f ths rhmng stff. W jst sd wht w mnt, nthng fnc lk!

Nw w bst gt wrkng n wh w'r gnn kll td, bfr y whpprsnpprs d smthng ls y rgrt!

[Namanda]

oh look who it is
it's little miss no vowels here trying and tell us all what to do
hah like that'll happen
we can barely understand a word you say
what makes you think we're gonna listen to you?

[Kelsey Kay]

Nw y lstn hr, yng'n. Whn ws yr g w rspctd r ldrs; ddn't tlk bck lk ths dys! Y'll b srr n th lng rn, y!

[osparrow]

Is it sad I understand every word Kelsey says without thinking? Damn my Hebrew training.

Sooo. Someone killed God. And Morgan FREEMAN God, much less. This is terrible!

[Namanda]

oh...
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to upset you
I just want us all to get along and not be calling each other names because that's not very nice at all

[Namanda]

Well since it's past my bed time and none of you are stepping up to vote it's up to me to decide and I have chosen to

vote: crossfire

because anyone who thinks they're that amazing are seriously delusional

[osparrow]

She's being lynched in both mafias. Poor dear. Into is scaring me. My mind is thinking i need to make a super list.

But I guess i'll follow Namanda for nows?

Vote: Cross of Fire

[elad]

Tap Dancing Platypus Dropped

[elad]

"I'm Amazing"

"No, no you're not"

"what?"

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/BBgaston.jpg
Crossfire and Gaston Gaston has been lynched

night will end at 12:26pm unless otherwise extended. actions must be in by then

[Xyk]

A bit late, but I feel as if I should share this...

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129043496376827118.jpg

[elad]

Night is over results shortly

[elad]

well that was really interesting, what in the goddesses happened last night?


MUWAHAHAAHA

it is now day three? day will end at 6:54

Xyk is no longer frozen and can speak and vote normally today as can kelsey.

[Namanda]

YAYYYYY!!! ^_^

I'm so happy you guys are feeling better today!!! <3

*hugz Xyk and Kelsey Kay*

^_^

[Xyk]

Thanks for the hugs Namanda! :) It is great to be out of that blasted ice.

[Kelsey Kay]

That ice was nothing compared to walking to school back in my day! Barefoot in the wintertime, uphill both ways! You kids should be grateful for what you're given... these... dayyys... Zzzzzz.

[Namanda]

Hey there gramps you don't need to be tellin me what to be grateful for

I'm pretty sure I know how bad things can get considering I save your butts on a daily basis

[Namanda]

and you're welcome xyk ^_^

I just love it so much when everyone is happy and safe <3

[al a mode]

*sings*
I love when everyone is happy
There is nothing greater
Now lets not get too sappy
and vote sooner rather than later

I don't know what should be our next play
but since I must be going
I vote: KelseyKay

[elad]

day extended till nine

[Xyk]

Well, silence is just a boooore... so I am gunna hit that bandwagon. Vote: KelseyKay

I was chilled all yesterday, so sittin' around ain't cool with me today.

[elad]

axe dropped on ichibad craine

[elad]

well you guys have decided,

*throws kelsey kay's head on the table*

http://www.cheapandsleazy.net/images/grandpa_lou.gif

Kelsey Kay and Grandpa Lou Town Grandpa is brutally lynched!!!

night will end around 2:22 am

[CrossFire]

/juststartedsingingtherugratsthemesonginherhead

Well oh well. We still have me! And who needs anyone besides me. I mean I'm just that awesome and cool. Everybody lurve me I'm so fly <3~ Wouldn't you all agree?!

[Xyk]

Didn't we lynch you already?

[IntoRapture]

You... are a gut maggot, with no guts.

[elad]

/juststartedsingingtherugratsthemesonginherhead

Well oh well. We still have me! And who needs anyone besides me. I mean I'm just that awesome and cool. Everybody lurve me I'm so fly <3~ Wouldn't you all agree?!


Zombie CrossFire Has Entered The Game (Please Pm me cross)

zombie crossfire cannot vote and cannot be voted for.

[elad]

and on a related note NIGHT HAS ENDED (superlate i fell asleep)

[elad]

Osparrow, Admiral Ackbar and Town Hero has been destroyed (along with the rest of her planet.)

Xyk, Mountain Dew and Mafia Beverage has been killed by the God Of The Sea

Day will end around 11pm tonight

[al a mode]

*sings*
It's amazing that we killed a mafia
for that we should be chipper
but alas we still have a phobia
for a townie was killed with a whimper

For those who are left we must unite
we have to find the culprit and catch her
This may give way to a fight
but with a heavy heart I vote: IntoRapture

[IntoRapture]

Never dip... lower than you can dip.

I think you've got me all wrong, here, a la mode. In fact, I would come right out and roleclaim--but I don't want to paint a huge target on my back for whatever mafia/SK/neutral/whatever is still out there.

Nevertheless, I will tell you this: you don't want to waste your vote on me, 'cause it won't get you anywhere.

Vote: Namanda

'Cause you... have no soul... no spirit. Any painting of you would be a painting of nothing.

[Namanda]

Me? Have no soul?

You definitely have that all wrong, I'm a good girl.

How bout we compromise and I won't vote for you and you take away the vote for me and we can both vote for al a mode?

Sounds reasonable enough to me.

[al a mode]

*sings*
I may have been a bit confused before
IntoRapture is making sense
I do not like my vote anymore
I may even do the happy dance

Since I would love to hug a fluffy panda
I am going to unvote: IntoRapture and vote: Namanda

[IntoRapture]

When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant...

Namanda. You are an empty shell. A carcass. A... maggot. No art in you at all.

Death... to maggots...

So, my role is a little tricky, but... I am pretty sure of this.

[Namanda]

Fine!

Be that way you jerk!

You'll see what happens once i'm dead.

This town won't last a day without me!

[CrossFire]

Zombie CrossFire Has Entered The Game (Please Pm me cross)

zombie crossfire cannot vote and cannot be voted for.


But I like being a zombie >.> Oh well *runs off to PM elad*

[elad]

Fine!

Be that way you jerk!

You'll see what happens once i'm dead.

This town won't last a day without me!

Ominous Foreshadowing Dropped!!!

[elad]

NAMANDA, The PowerPuff Girls and Town heroes are lynched

and due to mafia = town

A La Mode, Mary Poppins and Town Nanny has been equalized

Mafia AKA Gary Busey and IntoRapture Wins

(okay guys a more detailed post will be up later along with awards and junk)

[elad]

okay guys i swear awards will be up tomorrow at the latest