[Original]The Garden State; Comedy, Sc-Fi

[embrodak]

The Garden State

3 dudes - - Ned, the sophistocated actor - - Brody, the smart-alec director - - And Jeff, the geeky writer...Are...gonna be on this show I have...Yeah...2 of them are scientists, and they like to science! Also they live in New Jersey.

NOTE: The three major characters have been taken along with a few others. If you wanna try out, go for these characters.

I've got a veriety of characters:
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Tom: A calm African American substitute teacher, pretty cool guy.
AUDIE LINE: Well, I was a fisher on the South Jersey coast for fifteen years, but then I decided that it was time to settle down and plan for retirement, even though I'm only 40.
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Bob Saget: Star of Full House and former host of America's Funniest Home Videos. Looking for someone who can do his wacky AFV voice well.
AUDIE LINE:Ope! I'm just laying here - Hey, what's this guy's foot doing on my head?! (Knife jammed into neck.) Uh-oh!

(NOTE: That line is in his zany voice he used on AFV, not his normal one.)
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Deb: A girl that's Brody's g/f for a little while.
AUDIE LINES: Don't touch me.
and
Don't do anything stupid.
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Jereme: Little, zany boy Brody babysits.
AUDIE LINE: Give me the dish soap! I'm gonna eat it!
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Little Girl: She's a...little girl...
AUDIE LINE:Can you win me that Red Foxx toy?
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Random Men: Basically just dudes who show up once, generally on the TV.
AUDIE LINE:I mean it, DORENE, I will crack you in the head with this belt if you don't get back here!
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Random Women: Basically...Yeah...Send in girl voices.
AUDIE LINE:I'm gonna knock you into that guy's car.
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Rod Serling: Famous creator of The Twilight Zone who died at a young age. Looking for someone who can do his voice well.
AUDIE LINE: Now, this is what you can get when you mix an actor living with an idiot in a college frat house and an annoying camerman who wouldn't get out of the way while he watched TV.
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G.I. Joe: Famous 80's cartoon character.
AUDIE LINE: And knowing can be half the battle!
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Oscar The Grouch: A grouch who lives in a trash can.
AUDIE LINE: Do I LOOK like I'm happy? I live in a freakin' trash can, man! I've been living off the same food for weeks, if ya know what I mean.
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Eccentric Voice For The Show's Trailer: (See what it's called.)
AUDIE LINE: MATT WILSON gives it one star! BRYAN WATERMAN says, "If I were given the choice to watch this or drink a liquid version of every venarial disease in the world, I'd take the drink." And BRODY PACIFIC sys, "This show sucks balls. I feel sorry for anyone involved in it." And Ryan Gilbert says, "It was so bad it gave me cancer!"
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E-MAIL ADDRESS: jay@charliehorsestudios.com

AIM Username: hs runna

Y!IM Username: sm20x6 (haven't been on there for soooo long.)

MSN Username: embrodak@newport-productions.com (ditto.)
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Background Character(s(?)): Hey, you gonna eat that sammitch?

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DEADLINE: Jan. 10, 2006

Thanks maybe!

P.S. Producers are welcome to help me out. If you're a producer, especially for a TV network, then please contact me. Pfft, as if THAT'S gonna happen!

[Nikki Wright]

Hi.

You're not new here and we've already told you a couple of times how to post properly. Once again, please read this: http://www.voiceacting.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=4703 as you're missing something.

PM me when you've made the necessary changes and I will unlock your post.

Thank you in advance.
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Nikki

[embrodak]

I fixed it.

[Margo]

Ummm...could you give like....voice pitches? What kind of voice they should have? @_@

[embrodak]

normal ones. they should be normal. can n e 1 here send me their best bill cosby impression?

[ihatecomputers]

looks like fun... auditions sent

[embrodak]

grood. anymore from anybody else?

[Renewman]

I should have my audies for Brody in later on today.

Edit: Sent Audie.

[kalikan]

It would help the actors to add more details such as Voice Range (Very High, High, med hi, med, med low, or low?) and more than one line. put 2-4 lines, as a standard. But, it's up to you. They're simply suggestions.

[embrodak]

Hokay I got a pic up with Brody, Ned, Dawn, and Jeff pictured on it.

[Wicked5]

I'll send in an audition for Ned Chapman and Jeff tomorrow or Saterday!!! This looks SO COOL!!!

[Mindychan]

Sent an audition your way.

[embrodak]

why was the delete button gone a little bit before i wrote this?

[Peterodl]

sent in my aud

[embrodak]

why was the delete button gone a little bit before i wrote this?

[embrodak]

Please excuse my double posting here, but I have some good news. I just finished the script for the pilot! It's 23 pages long, and I'm hoping it'll be 11 minutes. If it's too long, I can cut some stuf from it. If it's too short, I can add some stuff to it.

[Cristina]

I'll send something in~

[embrodak]

any more auditions?

[Zelina]

sent in 2 !

[embrodak]

NOW THERE ARE TWO CARTOONS IN THE WORKS.

1 11 minute long pilot for [adult swim], and 1 7 minute long cartoon for Oh Yeah! Cartoons.

[Davethevoice]

On its way If there is any other charactor you think I should
audition for please let me know

Dave Corson 8)

[embrodak]

http://img179.echo.cx/img179/2521/hittingisfunny5um.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Davethevoice]

More on thier way



Dave Corson 8)

[embrodak]

any...any more? eh? eh?

[Zelina]

I just wanted to know, did you recieve my audition?

[embrodak]

i believe so.

[JesseCox]

I'll send an audition today for Jeff..
in the mean time before I send it (won't be til much later) check out
www.jessecox.com and listen to my character demo..
that'll give you some idea of range.

[Shagster Shan]

Emailed you some auddis today.

[michelleann]

I'll audition when I get home from work today. ^^

[Bryan D]

Sent

[Wicked5]

why was the delete button gone a little bit before i wrote this?

Embrodak: the delete button disappears once another member posts after you. It get's annoying but If you want to change or delete something just edit it and erase everything.

[michelleann]

I sent you an audition for Dawn. ^^ Please let me know if you've received it.

Thank you!

[MadMastaC]

I sent in my audition for Ned Jeff and Broady.

[Lilium]

I get an ominous feeling about this. But I made auditions to send when I've got time anyway. I have no pride XD

[Mindychan]

Good luck, everyone! Can't wait to see the castlist ^^

[embrodak]

what the crap?! i'm supposed to be getting e-mails telling me when ppl reply to this! there soooo many messages on here i just found out about. okay, i'm gonna update this. maybe find out who u ppl are and see if i got yer stuff or not.

[embrodak]

*bump* Yeah...I double posted...Sorry 'bout that.

[Azure]

There don't seem to be any audition lines at all. If you can't be bothered to copy and paste some audition lines it sends out a bad signal to everyone. I certainly can't be bothered auditiiong for you.Surely if you're ready to cast you have a script? it's not that hard.

Please read:
http://www.voiceacting.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=4703
Once you do PM us and we'll unlock this thread. If you really can't understand look around at the other posts.

[embrodak]

Hokay. There ya go. And I have nearly the entire season written, btw.

[PhotoShopTimeRyan]

Thanks for plugging Styles Clash, I'll return the favor

[embrodak]

ty ryan, nice job on your characters btw.

[PhotoShopTimeRyan]

happy new years, you've been helping me with Styles Clash, I figured I help you out with this, come on people the man knows funny