View Full Version : Mafia 182: Holiday In Carrot Cake Town
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Tucked away on the outskirts of the big city is a little town full of simple folk. They're the kind who still believe in folk tales and togetherness and family values and all that other crap. They've got farms and little inns and shops and shit, totally quaint. Totally quiet. Totally ripe for the picking.
Why that last part? Oh, it's because from the neighboring big city, the mafia has moved into town.
See, turns out our little town is sitting on some primo real estate. It's not just because the place would make a perfect hideout for the gang of criminals, it's because this place is literally sitting on a stockpile of hidden gold, buried for years by the city's founder, former President James K. Polk.
So the Mafia has moved in, ready to take control. As they prepare to take the podium and town square and declare their rightful place with tommy guns a'blazing, they are confronted by the megaphoned voice of Mayor Matt.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l222/matt_cruea/mayor1.png
"Citizens!" he says, booming over the town, "now, don't get too excited, but the moment you've been waiting for is here! The town has voted, as it does on every issue, and Holiday Month is here! Every day of the month we'll celebrate a different holiday! Hooray!"
"Hooray!" the town cries back.
"Hooray," sighs the mafia.
Looks like they'll have to play by the rules if they want to oust the town. Too bad no one has any idea what they've got in store.
Welcome to Holiday Month, a mafia with a terrible title that I concocted yesterday afternoon and thought was fairly genius, though I'll leave you to be the judge. While we're essentially going to be playing Vanilla Mafia here, there's a bit of a twist I think you'll find out about at the beginning of Day 1. Now, trust me. I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I?
Okay, there was Smash Bros. mafia, but aside from that!
Anyway, signups begin now. I'd love to have upwards of twenty players in this game, because it's gonna become a lot funnier (for me) the more days we get in.
So sign up. Don't claim numbers. If you have a fun title, shoot it my way!
Current Player List:
1. Sirius
2. bkdbear1991 - Vanilla Townie, Nightkilled Night 1
3. Sapphire
4. codeblackhayate - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 1
5. Kelsey Kay - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 2
6. Kei - Town Doctor, Lynched Day 2
7. Cake Batter - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 3
8. Scheris - Vanilla Townie, Nightkilled Night 4
9. Namanda - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 4
10. elad - Mafia, Lynched Day 2
11. Nikki Wright - Townie Cop, Nightkilled Night 3
12. Ig. - Townie Roleblocker, Nightkilled Night 2
13. Lenne
14. The Eternal Newb - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 6
15. osparrow - Vanilla Townie, Nightkilled Night 5
16. Kai-Chan
17. DonJuan - Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 5
18. Crossfire
19. Nikki Wright Part Two
Holidays
Day One - Truthfulness Day
Day Two - Selfishness Day
Day Three - Haiku Day
Day Four - Civil Rights Day
Day Five - James K. Polk Day
Day Six - Newcomer Day
Sirius
07-06-2009, 04:23 PM
*ducks quickly out of class and sprints to library*
Yes please!
*sprints back*
bkdbear1991
07-06-2009, 04:28 PM
Good morning. I'll be willing to join.
Sapphire
07-06-2009, 04:47 PM
Sign me up, negro.
codeblackhayate
07-06-2009, 04:57 PM
I'll join.
Kelsey Kay
07-06-2009, 05:30 PM
Kelsey is back from Germany and would desperately like to play!
Cake Batter
07-06-2009, 05:55 PM
I'll take a spot. :]
Scheris
07-06-2009, 08:02 PM
I would love to play.
Namanda
07-06-2009, 08:05 PM
i wanna play too!!!
i will play the "potentially awesome but not quite christlike mafia, that might be cool, or it might not, seriously we're not making any guarantees here, so shut up and play already."
if you couldn't tell that's what i'm calling the game
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 08:46 PM
Try for a better name. Person who comes up with the best name gets a prize.
Nikki Wright
07-06-2009, 08:56 PM
Does the player list only go up to 10? Or may I still join? :)
I think "Another Awesome Matt Cruea Mafia Game" would probably draw a crowd, by the by.
Lenne
07-06-2009, 08:58 PM
Sign me up DEFINITELY! :D <s>And I liked Super Smash Bros.... mind you it was my first game, so I wasn't very biased, but....</s>
*Ponders on a name*
Our Precious Holiday.
Signing up I guess, GOD
Lenne
07-06-2009, 08:59 PM
As for a name- Mafiaday?
Like, Mafia Holiday?
.... *Thinks up a better name*
bkdbear1991
07-06-2009, 09:01 PM
Fatal Holiday? Deceptive Holiday?
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 09:01 PM
Does the player list only go up to 10? Or may I still join? :)
I think "Another Awesome Matt Cruea Mafia Game" would probably draw a crowd, by the by.
Player list is infinite. This game can use as many players as it can get.
Leaning between Nikki's and Ig's names at the moment. Though buttering me up will only get you so far (read: "very far").
Choose my title and I promise I won't DonJuan your game
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 09:03 PM
Last Holiday Mafia
You are Queen Latifah, mafioso.
But seriously, more players please. Invite your friends and enemies. Even DonJuan is welcome.
Nikki Wright
07-06-2009, 09:05 PM
Oh, Matt. You are one of the few hosts whose games I will sign up for. Sorry, guys! But.. besides Amby's recent game, no one has ever come close to the quality, humor and awesomeness brought forth by Matt. Really.
Mafia 182: Kissass Holiday Mafia Class 5-A (<---- see what I did there I AM SO CLEVER) :razz:
The Eternal Noob
07-06-2009, 09:07 PM
So, Lenne tells me I need to join RIGHT NOW... xD
Lenne
07-06-2009, 09:07 PM
Agreed. Matt has the most epic games, ever. Though I can think of alot of other fun ones.
Also, since I missed a couple games thanks to Anime Expo- what does eveyone mean by 'Don't pull a Don Juan?' o_0
Nikki Wright
07-06-2009, 09:09 PM
Go and read the last 20 or so pages of Amby's mafia game. :)
Totally broke a couple of VAA rules for your Mafia game, Matt. (http://voiceactingalliance.com/board/showthread.php?p=783162#post783162)
Use my title now.
osparrow
07-06-2009, 09:36 PM
It's a Matt Mafia.
I'm SO in.
Nikki Wright
07-06-2009, 09:45 PM
I think "Another Awesome Matt Cruea Mafia Game" would probably draw a crowd, by the by.
It's a Matt Mafia.
I'm SO in.
See what I mean? :D
Nikki Wright
07-06-2009, 09:59 PM
Also -- If you use my suggestion, I will make carrot cake at Thanksgiving. :)
Also -- If you use my suggestion, I will make carrot cake at Thanksgiving. :)
Fuck, I can't(won't) beat that.
I could break some more rules though :-?
I like vanilla mafia cause it's imposssssssible to role play ;D
I will also point out, I enjoy carrot cake with a glass of cold milk <3
Kai-chan
07-06-2009, 10:13 PM
Joiny join!
InuKun
07-06-2009, 10:31 PM
Thanks for the offer Matt.
I'll play.
Lenne
07-06-2009, 10:32 PM
Good point with the impossible to role claim ness.
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 10:38 PM
Three more to hit 20. We can do more if we have more. Still, I think I'll just start the game at 8:00 PM EST 'cause I am the mayor and I can do what I want.
Edit: Seriously I am the Mayor look at my mustache.
Matt Cruea
07-06-2009, 11:58 PM
Day 1 will begin shortly after all role PMs have been given out. I would like some alternates, however, so if you would like to do so, PM me.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 12:27 AM
BEEP BEE-DEE
That is a horn blowing, ya mooks. Mayor Matt steps up to the podium in the center of town.
"Welcome one and all to the first day of Holiday Month!" he laughs.
Most of the crowd cheers.
"Now, there are FORTY different holidays we might have today! I wonder which one it will be?"
Mayor Matt reaches his gloved hand into his magnificent mustache. He pulls out a piece of paper and looks coyly at it.
"Why, this is wonderful! What a happy day!
"Today is Truthfulness Day! No players may lie about anything during discussion, including game-related information. Lying will result in loss of their vote the next day."
Mayor Matt crumples the paper up and sets it on fire and then throws the flaming paper to the ground below him, scaring a child.
"Additionally, the new town name has been decided, so Nikki Wright is immune to lynching today!"
The crowd boos as Nikki smiles and poses.
"Yes, yes, hurf-durf," Matt continues, "let Truthfulness Day begin in Carrot Cake Village! Let no one tell a lie, to honor our forefathers who also never lied. Ever. About anything. Including Santa. With seventeen alive, it will take nine votes to lynch! Day will end at 1:30 AM EST! Enjoy! I love you!"
Additionally, if you didn't receive a role PM? Congrats, you're a vanilla townie. All normal mafia roles are in effect unless otherwise noted. No editing, no roleclaiming, et al. Enjoy the game and don't break the rules!
I love carrot cake :)
I'm not 100% sure I like this not lying rule, it'll be so easy to tell whos mafia and not. If everyone were to say "I'm Town!" and then next day we just wait to see who doesn't vote we go for them.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 12:53 AM
I love carrot cake :)
I'm not 100% sure I like this not lying rule, it'll be so easy to tell whos mafia and not. If everyone were to say "I'm Town!" and then next day we just wait to see who doesn't vote we go for them.
Roleclaiming is not allowed. ESPECIALLY today.
Okay! Cool Beans!
Just clarifying!
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 12:58 AM
Almost punished you for trying to break the game on a randomly chosen holiday. But it is Day 1, let's play nice.
I didn't try to break it :O
I just didn't want it to end up with us all knowing who mafia is by the end of day one. I wanna plaaaay.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 01:10 AM
looks like this game is gonna be really fun if it lasts a while with all the different holidays
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:21 AM
Let's get this started then, shall we?
InuKun
07-07-2009, 01:24 AM
Let's get this started then, shall we?
Indeed.
I'm also interested in seeing what the future holidays will be over the days to come.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 01:26 AM
Indeed.
I'm also interested in seeing what the future holidays will be over the days to come.
Yeah, I guess Truthfulness Day is not a great day for the first gameday, but whatever! That's luck of the draw! At least we didn't get Apocalypse Day.
Also, I'd advise participation. There are holidays that draw upon participation grades from previous days.
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:26 AM
I just noticed that it was quiet and that there were at least four of us here. Did any of you have something to hide?
Kelsey Kay
07-07-2009, 01:27 AM
Let's get this started then, shall we?
What do you have in mind? I was kind of thinking that since it's the first day, no one would have information. So we may be up for a random lynch?
Sapphire
07-07-2009, 01:28 AM
I don't want to start a lynch.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 01:30 AM
i have nothing to hide i just don't have any information so i have nothing to say at this time
i do think that a random lynch is our only option since it is the first day and we have no info on anyone
vote:codeblackhayate
:/ Guessing is fun.
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:33 AM
vote:codeblackhayate
:/ Guessing is fun.
Are you voting him because want someone dead purposely?
Also, anyone else have anything to hide? Speak up. I know I'm not the only one here.?
I just noticed that it was quiet and that there were at least four of us here. Did any of you have something to hide?
what do you mean by something to hide? cause i have this mole that i don't like people to see......?
I'm voting for him cause it's better than nothing.
Sapphire
07-07-2009, 01:35 AM
We don't have anything to go off of, bear...
bkdbear is acting like a creeper D8!
Kelsey Kay
07-07-2009, 01:37 AM
I also have nothing to hide... I just assumed that we wouldn't have anything to go off, and there's not much to discuss at this time...
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:39 AM
You just don't understand me...
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 01:39 AM
"Additionally, the new town name has been decided, so Nikki Wright is immune to lynching today!" Hurray! This makes me happy. :D Thank you.
Are you voting him because want someone dead purposely?Don't play dumb. You know first day lynches are nothing more than random picks. If it were Rikka initiating the first vote, no one would question it. :/
InuKun
07-07-2009, 01:41 AM
i have nothing to hide i just don't have any information so i have nothing to say at this time
i do think that a random lynch is our only option since it is the first day and we have no info on anyone
True. Of course the concern that most of us have is regarding being a bandwagon leader, and ending up killing an innocent townie. Of course, the drawback is that if none of us were to vote by Day's end, Matt will choose a player to lynch at random.
So let's suck it up. It may suck if we do end up killing a townie on the very first night, but as long as townies are able to acquire knowledge later in the game that would be of benefit to the town as a whole, and can thus work together to solve the mystery of who are mafia in this game, then the town will still have a chance of coming out victorious and regardless of if a townie was lynched, they would still win in that situation.
And as Kei seems to have put forward a guess, I'll stand by it.
Vote: codeblackhayate
Namanda
07-07-2009, 01:42 AM
You just don't understand me...
sounds a like teen angst to me lol
What can I say, being forward can be fun once in a while~
InuKun
07-07-2009, 01:44 AM
True. Of course the concern that most of us have is regarding being a bandwagon leader, and ending up killing an innocent townie. Of course, the drawback is that if none of us were to vote by Day's end, Matt will choose a player to lynch at random.
So let's suck it up. It may suck if we do end up killing a townie on the very first day, but as long as townies are able to acquire knowledge later in the game that would be of benefit to the town as a whole, and can thus work together to solve the mystery of who are mafia in this game, then the town will still have a chance of coming out victorious and regardless of if a townie was lynched, they would still win in that situation.
And as Kei seems to have put forward a guess, I'll stand by it.
Vote: codeblackhayate
Fixed.
After all, it's Day 1, not Night 1.
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 01:44 AM
Ooooooo~~ Nikki! What? I'm just being honest.
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:46 AM
sounds a like teen angst to me lol
No. I meant in regards to the game.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 01:47 AM
Truthfulness Day observance spotted.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 01:48 AM
No. I meant in regards to the game.
oh i know i was just being silly
InuKun
07-07-2009, 01:52 AM
Truthfulness Day observance spotted.
An observation of truth, or falsehood, I wonder.
The Eternal Noob
07-07-2009, 01:52 AM
I have nothing to hide, but I feel like it might be more productive for us to ask pointed questions instead of randomly lynching someone who's got a much higher chance of being a vanilla Townie than Mafia. Oh, and maybe, keeping an eye on the people who are being quiet during this time would be a good idea too; the Mafia members probably won't want to talk very much, lest they fall victim to the requirements of Truthfulness Day.
Scheris
07-07-2009, 01:52 AM
Awesome day, but it would've been more useful if it weren't on day one. Since the only way we could do this is by a random vote, then I'll vote for CBH unless someone wants to ask any questions..?
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:54 AM
Now do you see where I was going? o_O
Ask questions then, no one is stopping you.
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 01:56 AM
I've already asked one.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 01:57 AM
Ask questions then, no one is stopping you.
But be very, very careful, though, or I will punish you. Mayor Decree.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:00 AM
Vote Count
Codeblackhayate: (2) - Kei, DonJuan
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 02:02 AM
Want a better question? Here goes: Will any of you do anything considered bad or violent any time soon? If you want, remain silent for "yes", if not, answer with "no". You can also answer with "yes" if you feel like it.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:06 AM
Sup everybody. I just did a quick skimming catch up. Truthfulness Day... dude, this seems hilarious.
Scheris
07-07-2009, 02:06 AM
Just to be clear, what type of questions would you consider punishment worthy, Matt?
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:08 AM
Just to be clear, what type of questions would you consider punishment worthy, Matt?
If you have to ask if I'll punish you for it, you might as well not ask it.
That said, I will not be doing any violence anytime soon. Because I work in an office. :)
The Eternal Noob
07-07-2009, 02:12 AM
@ Bear: No.
you guys do realize that technically by lynching somebody the entire town will be "doing" something violent, so if anyone says no they are lying, unless of course we don't lynch some one, which is nigh impossible...
and by the way, is killing sims considered violence
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:13 AM
Does jumping onto the random bandwagon cound as doing something bad? Because if so, yes. =(
Vote: CBH
I want the game to move along...
InuKun
07-07-2009, 02:17 AM
Want a better question? Here goes: Will any of you do anything considered bad or violent any time soon? If you want, remain silent for "yes", if not, answer with "no". You can also answer with "yes" if you feel like it.
Inside the game, no.
Outside the game (to my former flight school owner), yes.
P.S. bear's logic sounds very much like the logic behind witch hunts back in the day....
such as, "well, if we tie this girl up and throw her in the river and she drowns, it means she human, and free to go, but if she survives, it means she is a witch and must be burned at the stake..."
bkdbear1991
07-07-2009, 02:18 AM
QUESTION CENSORED BY THE MAYOR. DON'T DO THIS. ONE MORE TIME AND YOU ARE PUNISHED.
Some of you are hard to work with. Is that better? Answer that one then.
hey that was in bold, does that mean bear voted for "excluding any lynches during the day"?
Namanda
07-07-2009, 02:24 AM
i didn't think that question would be allowed...and i was right
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:24 AM
The Super Mayor Editing powers made me giggle. xD
Namanda
07-07-2009, 02:25 AM
The Super Mayor Editing powers made me giggle. xD
lol i know me too!
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:32 AM
Someone has already lied today. Today is a dangerous day.
Someone has already lied today. Today is a dangerous day.
*gasps* was it namanda?
did she lie about giggling?
The Eternal Noob
07-07-2009, 02:35 AM
Is it technically violence if we vote for a lynch, but didn't actually do the lynching ourselves? :O
I don't really follow bandwagon lynches, though, so my answer isn't changed. I don't consider it a bad thing to lynch people legitimately suspected of being Mafia. B) Although I guess you could say it's violent.
codeblackhayate
07-07-2009, 02:36 AM
>__> I'll still probably be run over by the bandwagon.
vote: Sirius
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 02:37 AM
Okay, despite the fact that it's Monday, my friends have decided that they want to get together and hang out with me once I'm done with the dinner-thing, so.. I'd love for this to get going.
Vote: CodeBlackHayate
InuKun
07-07-2009, 02:37 AM
Someone has already lied today. Today is a dangerous day.
Damn. Still, at least it's someone and not everyone I suppose. The Mayor would be most displeased.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 02:39 AM
ok i take but what i said about not having anything to hide...
i do have something to hide: my role
everyone else in this game has to hide that as well cuz role claiming isn't allowed
Well, guys i have something i need to get off my chest.....
*ahem*
I... Did not sleep with that woman!
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:41 AM
my friends
Lie spotted.
Five more to lynch CBH.
osparrow
07-07-2009, 02:42 AM
Someone has already lied today. Today is a dangerous day.
Mmmm... Naughty naughty!
I won't be causing any harm to anyone beyond the day lynch today! Unless you count myself... as my wrist is harmed from overuse... but that doesn't pertain to the game. After today's day lynch... I might be MIA for awhile...
And as far as a random lynch goes, I'd rather refrain from this one.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:42 AM
>__> I'll still probably be run over by the bandwagon.
vote: Sirius
Are you bitter about the previous game? xD
Unless you count myself... as my wrist is harmed from overuse... but that doesn't pertain to the game. .................
Kelsey Kay
07-07-2009, 02:43 AM
I'm really tired, and I'm going to have a long day tomorrow, so I'd like to speed this up as well.
Vote: CBH
osparrow, it kinda sounds like your getting a little emo on us....
The Eternal Noob
07-07-2009, 02:45 AM
Well, guys i have something i need to get off my chest.....
*ahem*
I... Did not sleep with that woman!
But did you sleep with that man? >O Or... that hermaphrodite?
osparrow, it kinda sounds like your getting a little emo on us....
or you are doing a lot of favors for a lot of guys
Sapphire
07-07-2009, 02:46 AM
vote: codeblackhayate
Banduuwagondesu
osparrow
07-07-2009, 02:47 AM
osparrow, it kinda sounds like your getting a little emo on us....
or you are doing a lot of favors for a lot of guys
DDDDD8
WHAT?!
((soooooo totally lost me))
But did you sleep with that man? >O Or... that hermaphrodite?
it depends on which man and/or hermaphrodite you are referring to
vote code black hyat
*pprolly butchered the spelling*
codeblackhayate
07-07-2009, 02:49 AM
Are you bitter about the previous game? xD
Kei is more amusing.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 02:50 AM
*hops on bandwagon*
vote: codeblackhayate
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:51 AM
Two One to lynch CBH.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:51 AM
Does anyone know the vote count? I'm too lazy to check.
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 02:51 AM
osparrow, elad was insinuating that you've been giving a lot of dudes hand-jobs.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:52 AM
I'm too lazy to check.
Truth spotted.
Nikki is the funniest.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 02:52 AM
...Nevermind. I dislike being so late with some of my posts.
Scheris
07-07-2009, 02:53 AM
Vote: CodeBlackHayate
Kei is more amusing. ...huh? Nah it was just a random pick. Honestly.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:59 AM
"To tell the truth, the first annual Truthfulness Day has gone off without a hitch!" says Mayor Matt. He looks over the silent crowd and then down at his own shoes.
"Yeah, I guess you're right. I lose my vote for tomorrow. But so does DonJuan, who is partly responsible for the violence about to take place! Speaking of..."
Matt saunters over to CBH and smiles. He quickly pulls a revolver from his mustache and blows her goddamned brains out.
CodeBlackHayate, vanilla townie, has been lynched.
Tonight is Night 1. You have until 12:30 AM to get your night actions in, though day will begin sooner if they are received sooner.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 04:51 AM
The sun rises and the town awakens to the toot of Mayor Matt's glorious horn.
"Greeting and salutations, fair electorate! Today is a very special day, so I'd like you all to pay attention. Remember, in lieu of the holiday, that DonJuan cannot vote. Now let's see what today is!"
The Mayor pulls a lever next to him and a giant wheel rises from the stage beside him. Written on it are forty different phrases. He spins the wheel and it stops on a green puzzle piece.
"Oh! Well, this is rather unfortunate. Today is Selfishness Day. The first person who casts a vote today triggers and auto-lynch and the person voted for is lynched. However, the person who cast that vote will have to live with their selfish tendencies - they will have three auto-votes against them for the rest of the day. After that, ANOTHER lynch will be carried out as normal.
So that means with fifteen alive, it takes ONE to lynch! Day will end after the second lynch or at 10 AM EST."
Fifteen alive?
"Oh yes, almost forgot," he says, "our poor, dear, vanilla townie friend bkdbear was slain in the middle of the night. Farewell, my friend!"
Cause I'll totally take the three strikes.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:15 AM
It... it feels like a quick draw or something. =x Luckily, I don't think someone is going to be dumb enough to make that vote on the fly.
I'm not even sure anyone is active...
Well, I almost did but I figure if anyone can give us some information I could use it. Or I can take a guess, if that's what everyone wants.
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 05:18 AM
There are 6 people watching this thread though. It's probably just a matter of them having nothing or not wanting to say anything incriminating that will result in them getting the one vote lynch.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:18 AM
Cause I'll totally take the three strikes.
That's very noble of you. I'd be willing to back you up in the aftermath, but it sure would help if there were more active players viewing the thread to do the same... =x
Kai-chan
07-07-2009, 05:21 AM
I've got nothing.
I also will be willing to back up Kei
Well, the way I see it. I's risky to have three votes from the start and not everyone would be willing to take that chance, but if y'all can put their trust in me...I can trust you all to not vote for me.
Well at LEAST for tomorrow with my handicap.
Lenne
07-07-2009, 05:25 AM
Sorry guys, was off with my friend and now was watching Howl's Moving Castle.
Anyway, also willing to back up Kei, so I think that's enough for him not to be killed, right?
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 05:25 AM
Well I suppose since no one has/is willing to put forth any information to use, the only way we can get any further in the game is for someone to do the one vote lynch. I trust you Kei. :]
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:26 AM
If Kei votes out someone first, I hereby promise not to vote for Kei, and try to save him from the lynch.
But that leaves the question: Who do we want to lynch? '~'
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:29 AM
And why is everybody on flipping invisible mode? <.<
Because it's cool to be invisible, I'm invisible...I had a reason for that but I don't remember.
Is elad a good guess? Everyone okay with that?
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:33 AM
Alright, let's take a look at who's available. There was a kill last night, so somebody who was active is on the hit list... lemme check.
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 05:33 AM
Might as well give it a shot.
Lenne
07-07-2009, 05:35 AM
I got nothing, so elad's as good a guess as any. *Shrugs*
Kai-chan
07-07-2009, 05:35 AM
I like invisible mode >_>
But I do nothing but mafia these days so I'll turn it off.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:35 AM
Sorry I'm so slow.
I'm cool with that. Any other takers?
As for the second vote, should we wait around until after we find out about elad, or decide now?
VOTE: ELAD
I'm gonna vote now...just to get that out of the way. It's as good a guess as any.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:42 AM
.............
Matt didn't leave for the night ar anything, did he? o.O
InuKun
07-07-2009, 05:43 AM
RIP bear. And with the vote cast by Kei, we're done for another day.
I thought we had two votes today.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:46 AM
RIP bear. And with the vote cast by Kei, we're done for another day.
No we're not. We still have to do the proper townie vote. 2 people have to get lynched off today.
And unless we want the second to be Kei, I suggest we start throwing out ideas. And I'll be going to sleep soon, so... yeah, ideas?
InuKun
07-07-2009, 05:51 AM
I stand corrected, having reread the post. Anyway, I can't vote today as you all are aware, but I will say that I have nothing news wise to offer.
I'm nervous about Ig...but he's just a scary guy 8D (just playin' Ig!)
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:57 AM
I'm nervous about Ig...but he's just a scary guy 8D (just playin' Ig!)
Is it one of those "but I'm always nervous about this person" type deals, or something more than that? Going after strong players early in the game is tricky bussiness. '~'
Sirius
07-07-2009, 06:04 AM
*is going to sleep and will wake up in time to join in second vote if it hasn't already majority-ed*
But we only have till 10 am est to make the next vote D8!
I've already voted, it's up to y'all to decide the next choice.
Lenne
07-07-2009, 06:40 AM
Does anyone have any leads? Because I don't want Kai to be voted off randomly.
I'm gonna go to sleep, so:
Vote: Kelsey Kay
It's based off nothing but a gut feeling, and so may be completly wrong and suck, but otherwise Kei will die. *Shrugs* Please give me a reason to unvote you and I will. Or better yet, someone with working brain cells atm point out someone else to lynch. *Shrugs*
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 06:40 AM
I'm sorry about that. My internet is suddenly very, very spotty. I'm stealing the neighbor's internet. THAT SAID:
"Poor elad, poor elad. Someone was very selfish, but they'll pay, won't they? Oh yes, they will. Too bad you won't be around to see it!"
The Mayor pulls another lever next to the one he used to raise the wheel. A trap door drops underneath elad and he falls into what seems to be a neverending abyss.
elad, Mafioso, is dead.
"Wait, Mafioso? What's that? That's no good. Oh well. Let's move on! Let's have our normal lynch, hmm?
"With 14 alive, it takes 8 to lynch!"
Vote Count
Kei: (3) YOU, SELFISH, PIG
Kelsey Kay: (1) Lenne
Kai-chan
07-07-2009, 07:03 AM
Mafia already? Nice!
I don't believe there are any other leads, so I guess I'll just go with Lenne.
Vote: Kelsey Kay
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 07:05 AM
I don't want Kei to be voted out after that, so I guess I'll just go with Lenne for now.
Vote: Kelsey Kay but if anything else comes up I'll willingly change my vote.
Interesting play. I'll withold my vote until closer to the deadline.
Oh, and our mayor is an indecisive little ninny who is going to get us all killed.
Kelsey Kay
07-07-2009, 10:13 AM
Well, there's no reason to vote for me, but I'd probably say that even if there was. I have no defense, and I'm going to be gone for most of today with my family, so I guess I'll take one for the team. :/
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 10:15 AM
Okay, I got home about 45 minutes ago, and I'm going to go to sleep right now - I'll definitely not be awake at 7AM, and I'm not going to double lynch so early in the game, so...
Vote: Kelsey Kay
Kelsey Kay
07-07-2009, 10:30 AM
So I've been thinking about it... And since it's Selfishness Day... I really do want to play more.
Vote: Kei
So I guess I have a little more of a chance now. Also, I wasn't even online last night, I went to bed right after hammer drop, because I have a long day today. I'll be on for the next... Two? Hours. About that. So if we can discuss someone other than me... Or someone else can break the tie. I'd rather not have a double lynch, but I don't want the single lynch to be me.
InuKun
07-07-2009, 12:45 PM
Oh, and our mayor is an indecisive little ninny who is going to get us all killed.
That means he's a third of the way to being a Master Politician.
InuKun
07-07-2009, 12:48 PM
VOTE: ELAD
I'm gonna vote now...just to get that out of the way. It's as good a guess as any.
elad, Mafioso, is dead.
I'd say it was a better than good guess in the long run.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 02:07 PM
"Well, this is a surprise," the Mayor exclaims excitedly, "turns out Selfishness Day was a bigger hit than expected! No one wanted to be left out of the fun of lynching, so now we've got two more gone!"
The Mayor turns towards Kelsey Kay and Kei. He presses a button on the side of his podium and the sky seems to open. A satellite laser beams down, engulfing the two. When the blast clears, they are gone.
Kelsey Kay, Vanilla Townie, is dead.
Kei, Town Doctor, is dead.
"Welp, that was fun! Let's do Selfishness Day again sometime! Nighttime begins now, folks. Send in your night actions by 1 PM EST, please!"
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 05:00 PM
"Ah, my friends," the Mayor begins, "last night was a terrible night indeed. Our good friend, the rulebreaking ig. has passed away of natural causes. Well, I think the knife in his neck was natural. Metal is natural, right? Anyway, ig., Townie Roleblocker, is dead.
"On to more fun matters, today is a very special day... I think. Let's find out!"
The Mayor pulls ig's corpse up from behind the podium. He looks at it with amazement, fluttering about, until finally he pulls a quarter from behind ig's ear.
The town cheers.
Then he flips his hand and the quarter is replaced with a large rose.
The town cheers again.
Finally, he throws the rose into the air and it explodes into fireworks. The fireworks spell out two words:
HAIKU DAY
"Oh, a special day indeed," Mayor Matt smiles. He ducks behind his podium and reappears wearing a kimono and geisha makeup. Strings buzz in the background.
"Today's Haiku Day
It is a great holiday
Can you guess the rules?
"All posts are Haiku
One syllable off? Lose vote.
A terrible loss
"Man write bad Haiku?
It does not fit scheme at all?
Crap, guess he's modkilled.
"Enjoy Haiku Day
Eleven are still alive?
Six votes to lynch one."
Day ends at 6:30 PM EST
Vote text is unaffected by Haiku Day rules. You may post a vote by itself outside a Haiku.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:08 PM
If I may just say
I suck at all poetry
My posts will be slow
And what was that guys!?
You lynched off 3 yeasterday?
At least one was scum...
well, i am dead now
as dead as a damn doorknob
i'll miss haiku day
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 05:10 PM
Anyone have stuff?
Considering we lost three
let's get this moving.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:14 PM
Yeah, I have nothing.
And I need to shower now.
Be right back you guys.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 05:18 PM
six people dead
only one mafia
that's not good
i'm rather clueless
i don't have any info
does anyone else?
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 05:28 PM
six people dead
only one mafia
that's not good
i'm rather clueless
i don't have any info
does anyone else?
Only warning girl.
You suck at writing Haiku.
Count syllables, 'k?
5-7-5 HAIKU ONLY
Sirius
07-07-2009, 05:47 PM
*yawn* nobody's here
And no cop has spoken yet.
It's time to read back.
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 05:57 PM
Haiku Day, you say?
Interesting, yes, indeed.
I predict few posts.
Too much required:
Some work and much intellect.
..Or a good counter.
Sad losses, today.
The doctor AND role blocker?
I just blame Kelsey.
Selfishness is lame.
You had no chance of staying.
What was the damn point?
I slept through last night.
Literally, right through it.
It was too early.
My only info,
Now useless to all of you:
Kei was a good guy.
Checking this too much
My confidence is quite low.
Please don't take my vote.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 06:01 PM
Nikki, your haiku
Is totally impressive
Must have taken time...
My best lead was him (http://voiceactingalliance.com/board/member.php?u=187)
But that idea's useless.
This totaly sucks.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 06:29 PM
I have this to say:
Haiku Day's incredible
Hope someone screws up!
Sapphire
07-07-2009, 06:43 PM
Ten bucks says that we
Don't have a cop in this game
And that really sucks.
My Haiku sucks, yeah.
But I'm going to try hard
Not to fuck this up.
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 06:56 PM
Thank you, Sirius.
It was very challenging.
This day needs to end.
An idea forms:
The night was early morning.
Scum must be East Coast.
Ten bucks says that we
Don't have a cop in this game
And that really sucks.
Game One Eighty Two:
Typical game with same roles.
A cop is for sure.
(I just wanna point out how stupid Kelsey Kay is for fucking over the town, for not just voting out the doctor but the FIRST PERSON TO GET OUT A MAFIA MEMBER. )
I'd like to point out
Just how mucho dumb I am
For joining this game. :-x
Scheris
07-07-2009, 07:07 PM
I'm so sorry guys
I too slept through yesterday
I just woke up now.
I was way late though
I wished I could have saved kei
But where is our cop?
(I just wanna point out how stupid Kelsey Kay is for fucking over the town, for not just voting out the doctor but the FIRST PERSON TO GET OUT A MAFIA MEMBER. )
god, don't be a bitch
you would have done the same thing
to defend yourself
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 07:13 PM
Dead peeps: Shut it up
Can't ban folks from thread when dead
That's how I used to...
Anyway, you're dead
So act like it and watch, 'k?
You might just come back...
Sirius
07-07-2009, 07:27 PM
An idea forms:
The night was early morning.
Scum must be East Coast.
This seems like a start
Better than random for sure
You have one in mind?
Sirius
07-07-2009, 07:34 PM
Oh and there's something
I've wondered for a while now
Why thread not sticky-ed?
Sirius
07-07-2009, 07:54 PM
Cake, Scheris, DonJuan
Are on the east coast for sure
Others I don't know
It's one of those times
Where cute location titles
Don't help very much
Plus on the west coast
There could be masocists too
Who are up early
But I don't know who
Has or has not been active
It comes down to that
Cake, Scheris, DonJuan
Let's start with them, then shall we?
And work our way out.
alright, rest in peace
not another word from me
silent as the grave
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 08:13 PM
Nothing solid, here..
But I can hazard a guess.
But only a guess.
I hate to do this
Instigating isn't me..
I like to be sure.
It would be a shame.
Please don't hold it against me.
I gave full warning.
Vote: Cake Batter
We have enough time.
Please present your case to us.
I may change my vote.
osparrow
07-07-2009, 08:18 PM
I come back to this--
Haiku day, my strength, at last!
I will have a blast!
Sirius
07-07-2009, 08:19 PM
And now we must wait.
I wonder if she will show.
[This line is filler.]
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 08:49 PM
It's a bit hard to
Present my case in haiku
But I sure will try.
There is nothing much
I can say except that I
said okay to elad...
...Being voted for
by Kei so why would I let
elad die if...
...I were mafia.
I hope the ellipse are fine
Man, this is sure hard
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 08:52 PM
Crap, one syllable
Off, but my case is still true
Vote with caution guys.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 09:09 PM
SIRIUS AND CAKE
A fluffy pair I suppose
Both have lost their vote
Today goes onward
Work is nuts though, so I say:
Might be late for night
Sirius
07-07-2009, 09:13 PM
Now hold it right there.
Just where did I go wrong, Matt?
Did I miss something?
InuKun
07-07-2009, 09:16 PM
Our time is now near
A lynch we must choose soon
Lest our Mayor choose
I have no new news
The tabloid reads "Townie Dead"
Our mod surely laughs
I suck at haikus
That however is not news
Pilot not poet
Nikki Wright
07-07-2009, 09:16 PM
Happy day, today.
I have been called to go work.
Finally, money!
Granted, just driving
Infrequent and unstable.
But it pays the bills.
Oh, I must go, now
to the City by the Bay.
Be back around Four.
Sapphire
07-07-2009, 09:17 PM
May I ask, Nikki?
What made you vote Cake Batter
And not the others?
And by the others
I meant DonJuan and Scheris.
Did something stick out?
Sirius
07-07-2009, 09:21 PM
Well Scheris at least
Would not have been here last "Night."
Says she was sleeping.
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 09:22 PM
Now hold it right there.
Just where did I go wrong, Matt?
Did I miss something?
Look back a few posts
"Sticky-ed" is three beats, dear
Should have left stickied
Also, look at him
I am pointing at DonJuan
Fool lost his vote too.
Sirius
07-07-2009, 09:25 PM
...Okay, well that sucks.
I was being so careful
Oh well, whatever.
Lenne
07-07-2009, 09:34 PM
I am here now yo
I was reading Breaking Dawn
Lulz with my dear friend
Scheris was for sure
Sleeping because she always
Wakes up very late
As do I, alas
I have no leads, Cake Batter
Seems a good choice... yo
I will vote now for
Her and hope she is not town
Haiku is hard... yo
Vote: Cake Batter
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 09:48 PM
But guys, listen please
I let Kei vote for elad
Why would I do that?
I let elad die
He was bad, if I were too
why would I let Kei...
one vote lynch elad?
I would be a bad teammate
if that were the case.
osparrow
07-07-2009, 09:49 PM
Look beyond the truth
Look beyond the spoken word
The great Mayor Matt...
...pointed out something!
On Truthfulness day one lied
This done before elad.
However the Cake
had not appeared that whole day
but who am I--
To say who is safe?
I shall follow the wagon
And take my fair leave:
Vote: CakeBatter
osparrow
07-07-2009, 09:51 PM
Look beyond the truth
Look beyond the spoken word
The great Mayor Matt...
...pointed out something!
On Truthfulness day one lied
This done before elad.
However the Cake
had not appeared that whole day
but who am I to--
To say who is safe?
I shall follow the wagon
And take my fair leave:
Vote: CakeBatter
Lack of edit here
This made my heart stop in fear
Please accept this Matt.
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 09:56 PM
Is elad a good guess? Everyone okay with that?
Might as well give it a shot.
Oh my god, you guys
listen to me. Why would I
let Kei lynch a friend?
osparrow
07-07-2009, 10:00 PM
Mafia sometimes
Will betray their fellow mates
to make them look good.
Cake Batter
07-07-2009, 10:09 PM
Wait a minute, so
if someone lied on Truth Day
then look for someone...
Who was active on
that day. So what if I was
not? Someone else lied.
And besides, why would
I screw over mafia
this early in game?
I did not have to
say yes to Kei. I could have
only not replied.
osparrow
07-07-2009, 10:13 PM
The cake has a point
I shall follow my gut now
Do not think this bad:
Unvote: Cake Batter
Vote Namanda
Namanda was there
She was active and she spoke
And I just feel it.
Namanda
07-07-2009, 10:19 PM
if you want to kill
me, go ahead but it will
be a wasted lynch
Matt Cruea
07-07-2009, 10:36 PM
"The votes are tallied
The day is done and, thank God,
So are the Haiku
"One more for the road
Cake Batter? That bitch is dead
No. Seriously."
It is at that moment that Mayor Matt pulls forth his Hattori Hanzo katana and slices through Cake Batter in a flash. As night falls behind him, he places the sword into his kimono and Cake Batter falls into two symmetrical pieces.
Cake Batter, Vanilla Townie, is dead.
"Great Haiku Day everyone! Night begins now and goes on until 9 PM EST or until all night actions are received! See ya, folks!"
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 12:43 AM
As the sun rises, Mayor Matt appears before the town, wearing, finally, what looks to be a mayoral hat.
But no, it's also accompanied by a mayoral bear.
Wait, no. He's just fucking dressed like Abe Lincoln.
"Citizens of Carrot Cake Town!" he laughs, "welcome one and all to a very glorious day! I ate some alphabet soup last night before bed and it spelled the name of today's wonderful holiday!
"Today is Civil Rights Day! To celebrate the emancipation of various groups,
the first post every player makes during this day MUST be a vote. They may
NOT unvote. After that, they may discuss as they see fit.
"So, enjoy this day and remember those who fought to give us our various civil rights. I mean, not me. I am a rich white male. But still. Oh, and also this."
Matt points overhead and an airplane flies by. A small object is pushed out of the side of it and it falls, end over end, until finally it embeds itself in the ground. The winds brush aside part of the bag and it is plainly a familiar face. Her throat is slit, and she's totally a corpse.
Nikki Wright, Townie Cop, is dead.
"Fun fun! Now, with only 9 alive, it takes five to lynch. Day ends at 12 AM EST."
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 12:45 AM
AN ADDENDUM! If your first post of the day is NOT a vote, you will be MODKILLED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Scheris
07-08-2009, 01:08 AM
Vote: Sirius
Night kills, like your activity has been constant. It might not be much, but it's still something. I also think Namanda has been active a lot, yes? Anyone else have something?
Namanda
07-08-2009, 01:20 AM
vote: sirius
i'm sorry if this is wrong but with us not being able to unvote we really should all vote for the same person or we may have multiple people being lynched at one time and if they all ended up being town then mafia could win
i know people are already suspicious of me and if this makes you more suspicous then so be it i still think this is the best way to go in this situation
Sirius
07-08-2009, 01:25 AM
Vote: DonJuan
Vote: Namanda
While I am not fond of your first assumption, I have been considering that your second has merit. I've noticed Namanda posting actively everyday, at around the same times to be getting Night kills in. Of course, this is not a sure thing either, but I do not hold her in high suspicion at this time. We'll see tomorrow maybe.
I've also had my eye on DonJuan for a while now. He's been a man of few words in this game, and has been the most suspicious to me. He also fits the profile Nikki established yesterday, that at least one kill was made on the EAST COAST.
Hence my vote.
[one preview post later]
HOWEVER!
Now that I have seen that Namanda is soooo eager vote off at the first sign of a bandwagon without even giving me a chance to respond to Scheris's post, I think she's been bumped up to the top of my list.
Voting to get the day rolling is one thing, but blindly bandwagoning knowing fully that you would not be able to unvote is quite another.
Sapphire
07-08-2009, 01:27 AM
vote: Scheris
I'm going to go with Nikki's idea and say that it has to be someone living in the east coast. Someone could be fucking with my head, but she got killed the night she brought up that suggestion. I would think since Sirius shed some light on the suspects too, she might get killed tonight by mafia. Then again, I could be wrong. But, yeah. Nikki is the only cop...
If I'm wrong, then fml. DX
Namanda
07-08-2009, 01:29 AM
whatever sirius go ahead and think whatever you want
all i can say is lynching me will not in any way benefit the town
i know that anyone can say that but since i don't have any proof that's all i can say
Sirius
07-08-2009, 01:30 AM
Well this is going nowhere fast. Everyone remaining, PLEASE preview your posts before posting your first post of the day and look at what might have happened between then and now so we don't end up with tripple lynches or something. D=
Scheris
07-08-2009, 01:32 AM
Are you voting for Sirius just to save yourself, Namanda? You MUST have some other guess that you would also like to share, yes? I've also been iffy on DonJuan aswell, Sirius.
Namanda
07-08-2009, 01:34 AM
i am not voting for sirius to save myself i am voting for sirius for the reasons i already stated
i really don't have any guesses...i'm sorry
Sirius
07-08-2009, 01:34 AM
@Sapphire, I don't think Scheris is likely to be Mafia. She hasn' been very active, and was sleeping through the night in question. She's at the bottom of my list.
Sapphire
07-08-2009, 01:36 AM
@Sapphire, I don't think Scheris is likely to be Mafia. She hasn' been very active, and was sleeping through the night in question. She's at the bottom of my list.
Ah. Well, then I guess that leaves DonJuan on the suspect list?
Scheris
07-08-2009, 01:36 AM
DonJuan was also mentioned in that post, Sapphire. Cakebatter, who was a townie was too. There are also many insomiacs out there =/
Sirius
07-08-2009, 01:38 AM
Namanda, those reasons you stated are increadibly weak and not thought out at all. You were soooo quick to jump on that bandwagon. I agree with Scheris, it seems like you're just trying to get someone else offed as quickly as possible and save yourself.
Everyone, I seriously implore you to vote for Namanda. I have a very good feeling about her right now.
Sapphire
07-08-2009, 01:38 AM
Sorry. I'm clueless about this thing like the rest of you are. >.<
Namanda
07-08-2009, 01:41 AM
go ahead guys vote for me...
like i said last "day" it will just be a wasted lynch and give the mafia more of an advantage to win
osparrow
07-08-2009, 01:42 AM
VOTE: NAMANDA
I've seriously had a gut feeling about Namanda since yesterday. She's quite active the first day, and around the time Mayor Matt says someone lies, she's said she won't harm anybody in this game.
Not only that, but she was quick jumping on that bandwagon against Sirius.
But whatever. I tried to say something to that effect during Haiku day, but beyond the Cake Votes, I guess mine got a bit overlooked.
Scheris
07-08-2009, 01:45 AM
I wouldn't mind Sirius getting voted off. If this were to happen, then it would give me a better idea of who to trust.
Scheris
07-08-2009, 01:49 AM
Then again, this could also happen with Namanda, unless she's a townie. Then it wouldn't be helpful at all =/
Sirius
07-08-2009, 01:52 AM
[Ew, sorry, I have to duck out for about an hour. I'll be back soon, everyone.]
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 01:54 AM
Vote Count
Sirius: (2) Scheris, Namanda
Namanda: (2) Sirius, osparrow
Scheris: (1) Sapphire
InuKun
07-08-2009, 01:59 AM
Another interesting day brought to us by our outstanding Mayor Matt.
Vote: Namanda
No info again on my part, but the arguments seem legit.
The Eternal Noob
07-08-2009, 02:02 AM
Vote: Namanda
Because I've noticed the same patterns in her activity as Sirius has, and because her reasoning against herself being Mafia seems very weak.
Namanda
07-08-2009, 02:03 AM
you guys are going to be unhappy when i'm lynched...
The Eternal Noob
07-08-2009, 02:04 AM
(PS: Sorry I haven't been especially active thus far, you guys. :\ A lot's been going on, and I keep on forgetting I have a Mafia game to keep track of!)
Namanda
07-08-2009, 02:08 AM
you know...i really don't understand who my activity patterns make me mafia...can someone explain that to me?
i'm sorry that i like playing mafia and try to be as active as possible...
Namanda
07-08-2009, 02:09 AM
you know...i really don't understand why my activity patterns make me mafia...can someone explain that to me?
i'm sorry that i like playing mafia and try to be as active as possible...
fixed it...
Kai-chan
07-08-2009, 02:17 AM
I've got nothing so, I guess I'll be going with Namanda.
Vote: Namanda
The Eternal Noob
07-08-2009, 02:21 AM
They're not definitive proof, but it looks suspicious if you were active at the times when all of the kills occurred. You could always have the simple bad luck of being in a similar time zone as a Mafia member.
Namanda
07-08-2009, 02:25 AM
and that be majority!!!
and now watch as you all suck at life...
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 02:28 AM
The day has ended and all votes have been tallied. Everyone has been free to vote as they wish (for the most part), and that's thanks to good ol' civil rights!
"Yes, Civil Rights!" Mayor Matt says, "and that ain't the last of it. There is the Right to Vote, the Right to Freedom, and, a hotly debated one..."
Matt grabs namanda and jams a syringe in her neck. She dies peacefully in a hospital bed that has inexplicably appeared.
"...the right to die. See ya!"
Namanda, Vanilla Townie, has been lynched.
It's now Night 4. Send me your night actions, kids!
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 02:48 AM
"Oh, well, damn!" laughs Mayor Matt, "I don't know how YOU guys slept, but I couldn't sleep a wink! Luckily I had just enough time to do two things. The FIRST was to find this:"
The Mayor reaches into his mustache. The citizens can only assume he is going to pull out whatever today's Holiday is, but its much worse. He pulls out an entire projector that projects an image on the side of Town Hall.
It's a gruesome image of one of the townies ripped into pieces. It's probably the most disgusting picture ever. It's also Scheris, Vanilla Townie, who has died.
"Well, that's gross. Anyway, today is a very wonderful day! It celebrates our founder, the Napoleon of the Stump, whose gift of gab was like few other!
"Today is James K. Polk Day. There will be NO VOTING today. Instead, players must discuss the game as usual. Whenever they are ready, players must make a post putting forth an argument for who they think should be lynched and WHY. This post must be bolded. Once your argument is put forth, you may not post in the thread again until the day is over. You MUST bold the post you wish to use as your argument.
"At the end of the day, the moderator will decide which player has put forth the best argument and lynch the player of their choice.
"Well, that sounds fun! You guys'll do it, right? Have fun. Arguments are due by 6:30 AM EST. Should give you enough time, because the Mayor has to go to work at 5:30 in the morning, much to his chagrin."
Sirius
07-08-2009, 05:27 AM
Sirius’s argument for the most likely mafia member:
At this point, to decide who could be Mafia, all we have to go on is elad as the one confirmed Mafia member, and the activity levels of the remaining players. Because the choice to vote out elad was random, and nobody defended her, we cannot discern anything based on her. So we are left with A) activity levels and B) what people have posted.
Let’s start with A) There has been a death every night, so the mafia must have had at least one person active every single night. DonJuan is the ONLY person remaining who has posted every single day, and could theoretically have been around to send in actions every single night. You may argue that I have posted everyday as well, but there was one key Night that I could not have submitted an action:
If you will recall Night 2, it was short and set really early in the morning for anyone not on the East Coast. It is not likely that someone not on the East Coast was active during that time, a profile established by Nikki. I am in California and I slept through that Night.
Reiteration-- There was a kill on that Night.
DonJuan is the only person who matches this East Coast and constant activity profile. Not all mafia members have to be active to send in an action, nor does the same mafia member have to be active every night there is a night kill, but I don’t believe anyone besides DonJuan was likely to be active during that span of time. It seems like he’s the only person around who could have performed a kill on Night 2.
In addition to his activity profile, his posting was most interesting indeed, bringing me to point B) While he posted everyday, he also did not post very much. He peaked in, followed some bandwagons, but mostly stayed in the shadows. He hasn’t defended anyone in particular nor gone after any players beyond bandwagoning. This can be a good technique if you’re trying to keep people from looking at you, which is the type of strategy a mafia member could try to use. It can certainly be argued that it worked. DonJuan has hardly been the center of attention during this game. Meanwhile, our attentions have been focused on other, unfortunate townies.
Because of these reasons, I believe that the most likely candidate at this moment for Mafia is DonJuan.
Thank you.
I’ll be going to sleep now...
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 10:32 AM
"For shame, for shame!" the Mayor insists, "if we were giving out grades, everyone gets an 'F' for participation, an 'F' for debate skills, and an 'F' for 'Fuck you, DonJuan you're fucking dead."
The Mayor presses a button and a panel in the dirt beneath DonJuan's feet launches him into the sky. Another button is pressed and a flock of thousands of sparrows appear and rip him to shreds a hundred feet in the air.
"Welp. DonJuan, Vanilla Townie, is dead. I think. It's hard to tell from here, but probably dead."
Now it's Night 5. Send me your night actions, please. Night ends at noon EST."
Matt Cruea
07-08-2009, 02:56 PM
"Not a lot to say today," says the Mayor, rubbing his sleepy eyes, "being a Mayor is a tough job, especially with all these dead people and whatnot. Work is tough, but I got a raise today, and that's a good thing because a Mayor's pay is not as good as you'd think!
"Anywho, I was going on a stroll last night when I came upon this."
The head of a certain player is stuffed and mounted on a plank of wood. It is regal. It is magnificent. It is osparrow, Vanilla Townie, who has died.
"Well, onto the Holiday. Today's day is a special one and I think it comes right in the nick of time. Randomly drawn, we have Newcomer Day!
"Today celebrates two new arrivals to our town! Their allignment and abilities, however, are certainly in question. Let's see how they play out, eh? I'd like to welcome our newcomers, who are in the crowd right now! Welcome Crossfire and Nikki Wright!"
The Mayor points out the two in the crowd and the town cheers.
"Wait," he says, pointing at Nikki, "weren't you dropped out of a plane or eaten by birds or something like that?"
"No," replies Nikki.
"Okay then! With 7 left alive, it takes 4 to lynch. I have, however, gifted yesterday's ONLY participant with a gift! Sirius may double-vote today. Day ends at 5:30 PM EST!"
Sirius
07-08-2009, 06:12 PM
Okay, I am officially out of ideas. DonJuan was my best bet, and osparrow was my second choice, so I don't know anymore. D= Plus 2 new players certainly helps our numbers, but I don't know what to make of them either. I figure at least one of them MUST be town since our numbers are dwindling at this point, but who knows...
Someone else start something. I'm 100% stumpted. '~'
Sirius
07-08-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh, and I have a midterm in 1.5 hours so... yeah. Can't stick around all day...
Sapphire
07-08-2009, 06:28 PM
[i]
"Their allignment and abilities, however, is certainly in question.[/b] Let's see how they play out, eh? "
I hope that's a good thing.
What if a serial killer/new mafia member was brought into this? D:
Nikki Wright
07-08-2009, 06:47 PM
First -- Yay! :) I love being alive.
Second -- I do believe we're both members of the town, as I would venture a guess that there are three mafia members left. With 7 players, we have to find a member of the mafia today, or the game is over. :/
Sirius
07-08-2009, 06:57 PM
*found a stable computer she can stay at for a while*
Okay, so some quick counting actually makes me think that there are 2 mafia members remaining since at the end of the day yesterday there were 5 people. 3 mafia members and town would have already lost...'~'
I was actually considering that one of the new players would be a serial killer rather than mafia because a) if it's a mafia, they just got a huge advantage so late in the game, and b) we haven't seen any signs of a serial killer yet and it's a pretty traditional role...
Sirius
07-08-2009, 06:58 PM
Oh, and Nikki! I know you used to be an investigator. Did you happen to get anything of value that last Night before you died?
Nikki Wright
07-08-2009, 07:25 PM
Oh, and Nikki! I know you used to be an investigator. Did you happen to get anything of value that last Night before you died? No.
I went against my intuition and, of course, chose the wrong person.
Anyway, Serial Killer isn't as required. I doubt Matt would introduce such a role so late to the game, with few players left. Go and look through the first couple of games [at least the first one] - No serial killer to be found there.
So, my theory was incorrect, ugh. Let's.. just focus on the remaining players:
Sirius, you've been on the suspect list of people [townies] many times. You've been responsible for a couple of townies dying, as well. You're incredibly active and, if I do recall, I remember in another game, you mentioned having to be up really early for a class or something. I understand you're in California, but as the majority of the remaining players [I'm not sure of Crossfire's location, but that doesn't matter much] live on the West coast, you can surely understand where I'm going with this, right?
Sapphire, you've been pretty active, but you haven't been saying much when you've been posting. You've been kinda.. reiterating things, jumping on a bandwagon or two, but not really contributing much. It's a good way of flying under the radar, isn't it? Plus, you're FMA's sister, right? I remember her saying she lived in Texas, so you must live in Texas, too. Your state happens to be two hours ahead of mine, in terms of timezones.
Maybe you and Sirius work together.
Lenne has not been very active at all, with her last post being on haiku day [day three], which followed a bandwagon. Does Matt kill for inactivity? Because she hasn't been active in more than two days, making her a prime candidate for modkilling; however, if he does, she's been active enough at night to keep things going for herself. Suspicious.
Same story with Kai - Her last posts fall prior to Haiku Day, and the day following Haiku Day, which was day four. As we are on day 6, I would imagine that Matt would modkill for inactivity.
TheEternalNoob really went along with the East Coast timezone thing. This could be mere coincidence, and I'm not sure if I want to call him on his lack of posts, as that seems to be the way he plays, but.. I don't know, I have an odd feeling..
Let's all also be mindful of the fact that two strong-ish [I say "ish," because I've sucked in recent days] players were nightkilled from the get go. This means that the mafia is fully aware of reasoning skills that certain players possess and wanted that out. Lenne has praised me often for my skills with the game, but she also admitted that she'd never seen ig on the forums until, like, last week. :/ Nothing to be embarrassed about, darling - It's probably for the best that you didn't notice. :P
Then again, I've also played with Sirius, Sapphire and Kai before. Of the three, and I hope no one takes offense to this, Sirius seems to be the smartest, which, naturally, makes me the most suspicious of her.
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