fr0zen
12-05-2004, 07:49 PM
Hey there everyone!
Ready to audition for a brand flash animation?
First of all, I'd like to thank TamTu for the Interview.
Read all about it here : http://www.voiceacting.co.uk/insider/interviews.php
And thanks for everyone who helped with Life 101.
Here's the first episode : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197781
With that said, on to the project.
This flash animation is about a catholic guy who gets hit by a hearse, dies and is sent to the purgatory to face his final judgment. He then learns that his religion wasn't the good one...
For this dark comedy, here are the characters:
Fred
Main character
A bit unsecure
Fred: (shocked) Wh..what? I’m…I’m dead?
Fred: I’m here for my…final…judgment…jeez, that sounded awkward…
Fred: But…I don’t want to go to Hell! It’s…it’s hot down there. And I don’t support heat…
Sven
Elevator boy
Bad tempered with a strong french accent.
Sven: I’m sorry sir, I’m not allowed to talk to the passengers.
Sven: Look, you little shit head, I have to deal with about 10,000 of you little fuckers each and everyday just because I’m in a coma! So you should be
thankful to be dead!
Sven: It’s been a pleasure, sir!
Saint-Peter
Purgatory receptionist
Really laid back
Saint-Peter: Uh…how can I put this…your dead!
Saint-Peter: (looking on a computer) Frederic Norris, hit by a speeding hearse when leaving a church. (Silence) Wow! That’s an ironic death!
Saint-Peter: Yavhé, Allah, Jehovah, call him what you want, he’s (mocking Fred) «The Big Guy»…Let me check if I can have him on the phone.
God
The big guy...who is actually pretty small
Big strong voice and overconfident (he IS god, after all!)
God: If I had a quarter for every time I heard that from a Christian…God starts laughing.
God: Well, those «crazy Iraqis» are more faithful to me than you’ve ever been in the last century!
God: The Bible! Damn you Christians! Anyway, enjoy your ride on the Highway to Hell and…
So, there you have it!
Send me your auditions in 3 seperate mp3 (CD quality) files zipped via AIM at fR0ZEN2003 or via e-mail at nnaproductions@hotmail.com.
If you want to see a full version of the text, just go here:
http://nnaproductions.tripod.com/purgatoryblues.htm
Deadline is December 12. Hope we'll work together soon enough!
Ready to audition for a brand flash animation?
First of all, I'd like to thank TamTu for the Interview.
Read all about it here : http://www.voiceacting.co.uk/insider/interviews.php
And thanks for everyone who helped with Life 101.
Here's the first episode : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197781
With that said, on to the project.
This flash animation is about a catholic guy who gets hit by a hearse, dies and is sent to the purgatory to face his final judgment. He then learns that his religion wasn't the good one...
For this dark comedy, here are the characters:
Fred
Main character
A bit unsecure
Fred: (shocked) Wh..what? I’m…I’m dead?
Fred: I’m here for my…final…judgment…jeez, that sounded awkward…
Fred: But…I don’t want to go to Hell! It’s…it’s hot down there. And I don’t support heat…
Sven
Elevator boy
Bad tempered with a strong french accent.
Sven: I’m sorry sir, I’m not allowed to talk to the passengers.
Sven: Look, you little shit head, I have to deal with about 10,000 of you little fuckers each and everyday just because I’m in a coma! So you should be
thankful to be dead!
Sven: It’s been a pleasure, sir!
Saint-Peter
Purgatory receptionist
Really laid back
Saint-Peter: Uh…how can I put this…your dead!
Saint-Peter: (looking on a computer) Frederic Norris, hit by a speeding hearse when leaving a church. (Silence) Wow! That’s an ironic death!
Saint-Peter: Yavhé, Allah, Jehovah, call him what you want, he’s (mocking Fred) «The Big Guy»…Let me check if I can have him on the phone.
God
The big guy...who is actually pretty small
Big strong voice and overconfident (he IS god, after all!)
God: If I had a quarter for every time I heard that from a Christian…God starts laughing.
God: Well, those «crazy Iraqis» are more faithful to me than you’ve ever been in the last century!
God: The Bible! Damn you Christians! Anyway, enjoy your ride on the Highway to Hell and…
So, there you have it!
Send me your auditions in 3 seperate mp3 (CD quality) files zipped via AIM at fR0ZEN2003 or via e-mail at nnaproductions@hotmail.com.
If you want to see a full version of the text, just go here:
http://nnaproductions.tripod.com/purgatoryblues.htm
Deadline is December 12. Hope we'll work together soon enough!