Do you name the spiders in your house?

[Aeris_angel_21]

I do! The first one I ever had, I named Selena. I was going to take her to my new house but my mom murdered her with a vacume and I'm still mad at her for that. The it was Fred. Then there was Billy Bob Joel, Billy Bob Joel Jr., and Billy Bob Joel III.

[Fiona C]

Spidey and Arachnia. XD

[Autumn]

Spider-san. The other day, I was in the shower pouring my heart out to Spider-san. I always name all the spiders Spider-san. ^-^

[kt_rocks]

Not... particularly... lol....

[Chinomi]

I name them after the sounds they make such as...

"SPLAT"
"CRUNCH"
"OH GOD NO!"
and
"CHINOMI'S FOOT IS MY GOD--- *SPLAT*"


=D

[Autumn]

I name them after the sounds they make such as...

"SPLAT"
"CRUNCH"
"OH GOD NO!"
and
"CHINOMI'S FOOT IS MY GOD--- *SPLAT*"


=D

-_- Poor Spider-san(s).

[danyata]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/danyata/spider.jpg

His name is Carl.

Unless I catch them in the bath, I usually freak out and then .... well. They die.

[Deiji]

Yes i do! xD In my old house i had a Borris, George, Johnny, Kevin, Clive, Collin, Kenny, Danny, and Matt xDD I had a LOT of spiders that lived in the corner of my bedroom ceiling over 8 years lol. I've actually got a phobia of spiders if they're big and really close to me xD but if they're small-ish and at a fair distance, then they're my friends! xDD Although i never kill them! If i don't want them around i get a shoe box and take them outside lol Takes about 20 minutes to build the courage to do though xD

[MelAnna]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/danyata/spider.jpg

His name is Carl.

Unless I catch them in the bath, I usually freak out and then .... well. They die.

Oh. My. God.. I am disgusted. Looking at that seriously makes me antsy and ... *SHUDDER*

EWWWWW!

[steel_angel]

Bob...Fred...George..Inu..And the most recent..Remko, Vugar, And Jin...Those were foreign spiders! ^ ^

[cheetahd586]

Can't say that I do...

[Icypopcorn]

I <3 spiders! xD xD Yes, I actually do name the spiders in my house xD Except I normally take them outside so they don't die or anything... xD

[Ishtar]

I am one of those people who feels that if the spiders stay out of sight, then they are okay... but the minute that they intrude upon my space, that's when they are likely to find death...

so most spiders are called "poor little spider" or on occasion I have called them spider-san, with "die!" attached to the end.

[Stray]

I had a swarm of spiders in my room last sprin, they kept coming in through the window.. Damn cheap screen. And when I caught them, they were all named "F**ker... Get the hell outta my room you goddamn spider, I aint givin you no tree fitty!"

Quite the odd sentence of a name, but, hey..

[Ishtar]

I think I'd be good with just "F**ker!" :p Though the rest works too

[Taryn]

Why would I name smushed corpses?

[Haushinka]

Bob...Fred...George..Inu..And the most recent..Remko, Vugar, And Jin...Those were foreign spiders! ^ ^

Inu? How adorable <3

Anyway, I am very scared of spiders.

[Aeris_angel_21]

Yay! I found Billy Bob Joel IV!

[steel_angel]

Bob...Fred...George..Inu..And the most recent..Remko, Vugar, And Jin...Those were foreign spiders! ^ ^

Inu? How adorable <3

Anyway, I am very scared of spiders.

Thank you! He was a very adorable spider! ^ ^
I love spiders! I HATE snakes though! *kills all the snakes in the world!* Mwhahahaha!!!

[teggy16]

Bob...Fred...George..Inu..And the most recent..Remko, Vugar, And Jin...Those were foreign spiders! ^ ^

Inu? How adorable <3

Anyway, I am very scared of spiders.

Thank you! He was a very adorable spider! ^ ^
I love spiders! I HATE snakes though! *kills all the snakes in the world!* Mwhahahaha!!!

Wah! NO! *saves the snakes!* Hissssss to you! (just joking, but plz don't hurt the kawaii snakeys... T_T)

[silent rose]

Wow, you guys do that too? 0_o Hm... I thought I was the only one in the world who did that. ^^ Yes, I like to catch the spiders around my house and put them into jars so I can identify what kind they are. I usually keep them in my room on my shelf. Right now I have two rather large black widows: Spindle and Scarlet. I used to have a jumping spider named Gary, but my mom made me put him outside when my relatives came over for Thanksgiving. :p

[Matt Cruea]

I'm not weird like you guys, so no.

[hideko_dahlia]

Sometimes I have. Mostly I do that with the animals running around in the back yard.... The spiders in the house, not usually-- big spiders know my rule. They're fine outside, but in the house they are killed on sight. The little ones are okay, though.

Of course, I have my legendary mutant assassin spider story from Japan. (True story! I can prove it!) Here's the, uh... spider of the story.
http://www.geocities.com/hideko_dahlia/japan/spider1.jpg <-- spider on the wall.
http://www.geocities.com/hideko_dahlia/japan/spider2.jpg <-- close-up of the spider.

To give you an idea-- that thing was easily as big as my hand stretched out to full-- and I can reach over an octave on a full-sized keyboard.

[Clintykins]

*SCREAM!!!!*

You guys have the most fucking deformed spiders. They're like...mutated spiders with one desire: to implant their seed of doom in fresh, virginal woman and have them give birth to spider humanoids...

Too much hentai.

[hideko_dahlia]

wtf akerin...

Yeah, that frickin' spider was from Hiroshima. (That's where the pictures were taken.) We all thought the spiders of Hiroshima had mutated over the years from the radiation. And then laughed. And chekced the room for spiders.

[Ame]

I named a fly once. I believe it was Fredrick von Scalpenheimer or something along those lines o_O

[Aeris_angel_21]

I'm going to take a picture of the seven that are in my garage. They're in a row. (I'm just estimating) At school, there are billions of spider eggs above our door. I'm gonna have to think up a crap load of names. That reminds me, one time during school, there was a spider hanging right next to a girl and everyone started laughing and she got creeped out.