Mafia 58: The Stupidest Mafia Game Ever

[TheFuchsNoir]

So I figured it out just before I went to work and realized I'd be dead for sure when I came back, haha

I had suspected I would be the first one killed right after that

Also, now that I'm no longer homosexual... or like to count things... Marry me Rikka! Cutest voice ever :razz:

[Rikka]

Not me! 8D All I did was make Hatsumi dance the Charleston while wearing lederhosen and singing Andrew Lloyd Webber show tunes, make Fuchs walk off a cliff (frame-up, teehee), make Sirius slap Rina with an Atlantic salmon, and make Hato drink three cups of coffee. (You can all blame the Randomizer. *innocent*) If I'd had the chance I was going to make someone stab somebody with a spork... Oh well. :(

W-with... a spork, ma'am?! Oh, have you no class? Really now, a sprok? *sigh* However, they should have realized that it was you behind Fuchs walking off a cliff. I realized it sooner rather than later, yet people were still questioning Leiko (dead yet?) and Pull about it. Tsk, tsk, people.

I wonder if I should give the present to you, should nobody come and admit they strangled me?

[Matt Cruea]

Yeah, wow, this was soooo bad. 4chan references abound, everyone was mafia so it was all pointless, and my God, spam much?

This thread lived up to it's title, honestly.