View Full Version : Things anime characters would never say or do! (Got idea from Ryou Shirogane's site)
10-23-2006, 02:13 AM
It's pretty easy, first I'll say something an anime charrie would never do or say, then I would request another one from the person below me!
Lettuce from TMM - "I HATE you, Ichigo! Ryou's MINE!"
I would like something that Sakura from Naruto would never say.
Poster 2: Ok.
"Sasuke's a dork. Naruto, will you be my boyfriend?"
Sora from Kingdom Hearts...
And it goes on. Get it? Ok. I'll start.
Misha from Pita Ten - "I hate you, Shia. I'd totally ditche you to live with Kotaro-kun!"
Zakuro from Tokyo Mew Mew! xD
10-23-2006, 02:18 AM
Here are some I made up a while ago..
Chouji: "Sorry, but I couldn't eat another bite."
Inuyasha: "Let's put our differences behind us, brother. Here, you can have the tetsusaiga."
Naruto: "Ew, get that bowl of ramen away from me."
Edward: "Hey Winry...Can I have some more milk, please?"
10-23-2006, 02:26 AM
Ichigo: I LOVE to eat lettuce!
Ichigo: Hey Mint, can you take me to see some ghosts? I heard there's some at my highschool at nightfall!
Mint: KYAAAAAAAA! I'm so scared of ghosts, no no nooo!
Kisshu: I like to eat quiche.
Taruto: So you like eating yourself?
Kisshu: Shut up, it's not my fault we're all named after desserts.
Pai: Quiche isn't even dessert, so that's why Deep Blue put you into exile...because you're in the wrong category!
10-23-2006, 06:51 AM
I just thought of these a few minutes ago.
Yugi Moto: Dueling sucks! I quit!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy, would you like to go out on a date?
Shinji Ikari: Dad, I love you!
Kenshin: One day, I will get my (profanity) kicked by a dude that never held a weapon before.
Ichigo Momomiya: OmG i LOVE YOU PAI
Akito Hayama: My Sister is like the best there is none better *glittery eyes*
Sana: *emo Tears* i hate life *cuts wrists*
10-23-2006, 11:39 AM
"Chi you Bitch, why can't you just work" Hideki to Chi
"I am sane after all" Excel Excel
Not Anime, but what the hell
The Fallen Angel
"Here's the weather" Weather Reporter
"I'm actually eating pancakes for once" Yuuji Yamana
10-23-2006, 04:24 PM
Mitsuki: I hate you Meroko. You're annoying, always snagging Takuto away from me.
Meroko: I hate you too! You do the same to me!
Mitsuki: *kicks Meroko*
Meroko: *kicks Mitsuki back*
Both: *get into a guant karate war*
Takuto: No, nooo! STOP IT, you're being sooooo mean! *cries*
10-23-2006, 04:24 PM
Sailor Uranus: I love men. They're the best. Like that guy Hideki.. he's a studmuffin.
10-23-2006, 06:14 PM
You don't have to credit my site. Pretty much everyone in the anime community makes these things. o.o;
10-23-2006, 06:32 PM
Luchia Nanami: Kaito, I hate you, plus you are sooooooo uncool!
10-23-2006, 06:53 PM
Naru: Oh I see Keitaro, you just tripped. it's ok. wanna have some coffee?
Usui Kenta: pff. screw this, you can HAVE karin. i'll get me some tokito maki. mmm.....tokito....
Sailor Moon: yeah...pluto...sorry. we had a meeting...and..you're not a senshi anymore. sorry. go blame NASA
Kagome: Inuyasha? um, no, Hojo's my man thank you very much.
Eye Doctor: ok Hinata, let's see how well your pupils dilate. we need to hurry though cause Neji and Ino are after you.
10-23-2006, 09:13 PM
Tomoyo Daidouji: MACHO MACHO MAN! I AM A MACHO MACHO MAN!
Syaoran Li: Sakura, I think you're fat.
Sakura Kinomoto: 0mG i 4M 4mr33's nomb3r won f4n~~~~!ONE!!!ELEVEN!11ONE11!!!
10-24-2006, 04:51 AM
From Full Moon
Takuto: Mitsuki, even though I have these pedophilic feelings for you, I want to help you find Eichi.
Mitsuki: Oooh! Good show, Takuto, old chap. I have a capital plan! Let's use the INTERNET to find him, shall we? Oh look... whitepages.com. Fancy that!
10-24-2006, 04:52 AM
Chinomi: I love Mermaid Melody ^___^
10-24-2006, 05:31 AM
Ash Ketchum: You know, I really don't need to catch them all. I mean, I already have a Pikachu. What are there like, 500 other freakin' Pokemon? Frump that noise.
10-24-2006, 07:38 AM
"Why do i keep hangin around with her" Hyatt about Excel
10-24-2006, 10:57 PM
Card Captor Sakura:
"I hate food!" ~Kero
10-24-2006, 11:00 PM
Mew Ichigo:*takes out H&K MP5K* Alright, let's move out.
10-24-2006, 11:04 PM
Naruto: ...Don't believe it!
Sasuke: Believe it!
Sakura: I love you Naruto. <3
Goku(DBZ): Go save the city by yourself...
Ed(FMA): (stairing at glass of milk and looking at self in the mirror)So, milk has been the flaw all along...
Ed: I love Jesus...
Hurcule(DBZ): I didn't save the world from danger! =D
Miroku: Sango has no ass...
10-24-2006, 11:10 PM
Ed: You know what Al? After being killed twice I've come to realize something. It's not worth it to get our bodies back. I can live with Auto-mail. You on the otherhand, I guess you'll just have to get used to being a suit of armor until your seal's broken.
10-24-2006, 11:22 PM
Ed: I love you Roy.
Roy: I love you Ed.
Envy: I love you Ed.
Ed: I love you Envy.
Havoc: I love you Fury.
Fury: I love you Havoc.
Maes: I love you more than a friend, Roy.
Roy: Me too, Hughes.
Ed: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
Al: ™ That's mine, man. *walks away*
Maes: I hate my life.
Dude. I can only think of FMA ones. ._.
10-25-2006, 12:14 AM
Hanon from MMPPP: Luchia, you have such better reflexes than Lina does!
Zakuro from TMM: I hate my modeling job, I want to do a duet with Ichigo.
10-25-2006, 12:36 AM
Hanon from MMPPP: Luchia, you have such better reflexes than Lina does!
So I take it she hides her lesbian-issues in the real anime?
She should just come out of the closet.
10-25-2006, 01:05 AM
Gunter (from KKM): "I'm so over our king! I'd rather go for the queen now!"
I like to hear something from Vampire hunter D.
10-26-2006, 04:35 PM
Sasuke: Time to choose, Mr. Freeman.
Minto Aizawa: I don't like Zakuro anymore! I've found someone else
Ichigo Momomiya: Rediculous!
Minto Aizawa: Shut the hell up, fool! Zakuro is a piece of crap!
Zakuro Fujiwara: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off crying*
Random guy #1: What a freaking bingeman!
Ryou: Actually, she's been like this for weeks!
10-26-2006, 04:40 PM
Train: Wow creed, i love the way you handled that stupid kimono girl. can i be part of your group to conquer the world?
Sven: pfff. let those girls take care of themselves. screw being a gentleman
Gourry: DAMNNN lina, nice rack
Deedlit: (seductively) heyyy woodchuck...
(Record of Lodoss War)
10-26-2006, 06:20 PM
Itachi Uchiha: *grins a big, wide, toothy grin*
Monkey D. Luffy: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Vash The Stampeed: ...I need to stop taking haircare tips from Johnny Bravo...
Radical Edward: I hear chicken tastes like doggy fur. I wanna try!
10-27-2006, 07:47 PM
Knuckles: You can have the Master Emerald. I don't care.
Shadow: I LIKE FLOWERS! :D
Eggman/Robotnik: Screw conquering the world. I want a beer.
Rouge: I don't want gems. They're pointless.
Shadow: Sonic! I am your father!
From Fruits Basket:
Yuki: I've been hiding a secret from all of you. In all actuality... I'm a girl.
Momiji: I hate my mom! She's so mean!
Hatori: *sings* Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place! Put a smile on your faaaccee~! Whatcha gonna do, say, whatcha gonna do?
Kyo: I want a hug!
10-28-2006, 01:50 AM
My senses are tingling.
I gotta do this. O_o
Itachi: O~M~G! I'm going to skip around, and give flowers to everyone, and revive my parents back from the dead~ *cutsey laugh*
10-29-2006, 12:31 AM
Meroko:I HATE TAKUTO!!! I wish he will turn into a ghost already!
Mitsuki:I LOVE IZUMI! NOT TAKUTO OR ECHI!
Takuto:I LOVE YOU MEROKO!
Edward:I don't care about people calling me short and i will never restore al's soul back into his body.
Alphones:I'm Going To Kill You Ed!
Envy:I Love you ed
Sonic(anime and video games):
Sonic:I'm the slowest hedghog in the world.
Ruoge:I'm going to stop collecting jewels,rubys,and things like that and start collecting rocks! XD
Shadow:I LOVE THE WORLD I WILL NEVER DESTOY IT!
Amy:I HATE SONIC I'M OVER HIM!
Tails:I WILL NEVER INVENT ANOTHER THING AS LONG AS I LIVE!
Knuckles:I LOVE YOU RUOGE!
and i'm getting board now lol so i'm finished for now
10-29-2006, 01:18 AM
This'll be a big one.
Tokyo Mew Mew
Ichigo: *sips tea*
Mint: Ichigo, I'm running like a maniac working! You should help too! And hey, that's my tea!
Mint: Zakuro, TAKE A HIKE!
Zakuro: OK! *smiles really, really big and skips around in the flowers*
Lettuce: All the mews, the workers, and the aliens are annoying morons! Ichigo's a boycrazy ditz, Mint won't get her lazy butt off her chair and help, Pudding is annoying and gets mud all over the cash register by typing with her feet, Zakuro is cold and scares away our customers, Ryou looks so gay with his little red choker and it makes me want to barf, Keiichiro not only looks gay but acts gay, Kisshu's laugh give me a migraine, Taruto...ugh, that brat! And Pai...he's...just insanely ugly! My life stinks!
Pudding: You're a midget, Taruto, I'm over you na no da!
Taruto: Wait...my love! No! Don't dump me yet, I haven't asked you to marry me yet, then you can get freaked out and dump me!
Zakuro: Kisshu! Please be my boyfriend!
Kisshu: Ichigo's an ugly ditz, so whatever! OK!
Zakuro: Wheee! *glomps Kisshu*
Ichigo: You know...I've never thought of this before...but Aoyama-kun's kind of a feminine moron.
Full Moon Wo Sagashite
Meroko: Takuto is ugly. I want Izumi!
Izumi: I want Mitsuki!
Mitsuki: I want Takuto!
Takuto: I want Jonathan!
Mitsuki, Meroko and Izumi: WHAT THE HECK!?!
Ooshige-san: Wakaouji, I love you!
Wakaouji: I love you too! xD
Full Moon: Doushite doushite, suki nan dar--*voice cracks* *cough* *cough* *cough* *falls over and squirms around like a worm*
Takuto: It's about time, eh?
Meroko:Yep...for her yearly seizure.
Luchia: Hanon, your fly's undone!
Hanon: I know, it's one of the newest fashoin trends! I look so hot, don't I?
Lina: Oh, Kaito, take me to the ball. I want to be a Russian ballerina.
Karen: Nyaa! I love everyone, the world is so great, I totally like, worship Aqua Regina!
09-20-2007, 05:49 PM
several previous posts made me sporfle.
Sephiroth (FFVII) : I hate my mother. I really do. She can go die.
Cloud (FFVII Advent Children) : It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor~
Kairi (KH2) : I love my new keyblade. It's pretty.
Edward (FMA) : I love milk! It's so good!
Haruhi (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) : Hey, guys? I'm quiting the SOS Brigade.
Zelos (ToS) : I'm gay, sorry girls!
Itachi (Naruto) : I quit the Akatsuki and I'm returning to Konoha to gracefully appologise for my sins and hope they will choose a fate that I deserve.
Lloyd (ToS) : *pissed/racist* God, I wish those freakin stupid elves would learn to speak the freakin COMMON LANGUAGE already!
(I thank DND for having the elves speak their own language most of the time.)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda) : Screw the kingdom. I don't care anymore. Ganondorf can have it. >.>
Aoshi (Ai Yori Aoshi) : Make your OWN food, Kaoru-teme!!
Hehe.... like? ^_^
09-20-2007, 06:20 PM
Ash Ketchum: Jeez... that annoying little yellow rat is really starting to annoy me. It's like the dumb thing's immortal or something...
Every Female Protagonist Ash has Met: Sure you can borrow my bike, you responsible, responsible person you...
Brock: No thanks, women aren't my type... I prefer Ash... <3
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu
Haruhi: That's it; I'm sick of all these supernatural happenings! I need some time to relax...
Mikuru: Dumbtards. All of them.
Yuki: LOLOLOL I LYK PWNZ J00 ALL!
Kyon: Itsuki, I love you ~<3
Itsuki (in response): Stop that, Kyon, you're freaking me out.
Tsuruya: Good evening. It sure is a pleasant day. (<- Note obvious lack of "megas", "nyoro", and hyper-ness)
Anyone in the series: <Kyon's real name>
Yugi: Screw the heart of the cards! It's deck-stacking time!
It's a trick question! The characters from this anime can do/say anything!
Just a few random things =3
09-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Lloyd(TOS): Oh...Oh Kratos...May I call you daddy?
San(Princess Mononoke): I think we should burn the forest. The lights would be pretty...
Naruto (Naruto): OH GOD NO! DON'T YOU DARE BELIEVE IT!
Bossa Novachi (Ouran): Tetsuya...I think we should have an intimate yaoi relationship. Come on. It's for the fangirls. <3
In response to the Lucky Star one I believe:
Konata: Gee...My favorite anime is on...But...I need to do my hw..
Kagami: ...That's totally not too intense for me. Really.
Tsukasa: ...I painted my nails black. Isn't it sexy?
Miyuki: Oh dear. Will you please die?
Mero-chan: Sayonara Zetsoubou Sensei (hahaaha this one is so easy)
09-20-2007, 11:02 PM
Kyon [Haruhi] - "I think clowns are funny."
09-21-2007, 12:54 AM
Guy Shishioh (GaoGaiGar) - "I'm so scared, I want my mommy!"
Kamina (Gurren Lagann) - "Wot, wot, I do say, Simon, that does seem slightly illogical, wouldn't you say?"
Simon (Gurren Lagann) - "What's a drill?"
Viral (Gurren Lagann) - "Hikare ni nareeeeeee!"
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh) - "I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!"
Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass) - "So, if I told you to do the hokey pokey, you'd have no choice but to do it."
09-21-2007, 01:34 AM
Hyuuga Neji: The truth is, all my life, I believed my destiny was to become a ballerina and that I would one day marry Santa Claus...but that was until the day that Hiashi-sama told me that Santa Claus was not real. And that was when I claimed revenge on the solitary Hyuuga Main Branch House.
09-21-2007, 07:11 AM
Lloyd(TOS): Oh...Oh Kratos...May I call you daddy??
This is Win. A very funny win.
Because I just heard his VA say it in my head. :3
Shigeru the Sushi Demon
09-21-2007, 08:00 AM
Kyon: I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!!! THE WORLD IS MADE OF SUNSHINE, LOLLYPOPS, BUNNIES AND UNICORNS!!!!!!!!! IT MUST BE A SIN FOR ME TO BE THIS DAMN HAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, a rather obscure reference that only a few people, if anyone at all, will get:
Rikushiro: MAO-CHAN! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME TO DEFEND OUR BELOVED JAPAN!!!!!!!!
Mao: ...nah, it's okay gramps. I don't really feel like it right now...
Now, a little BlackJack.
BlackJack: AH $H!T! Hand slipped...well, not much I can do about it now. Better go inform the next of kin.
And Excel Saga:
Excel: The formula for energy is as thus: Energy is equal to the mass of an object times the speed of light squared. Adversely... (scholarly mumbojumbo)
Hyatt: ...my senior is...smart? *GUHOOOOOOO!!!* *death*
I'm sure I could come up with more later... XP
10-07-2007, 07:52 AM
got a few more for y'all
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Mikuru: Hey, hot stuff, could I have a ride? (think red light district thoughts >.>)
Kyon: *Mr. Rodgers theme song* It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine, would you be mine~ would you be my neighbor?
Itsuki: Life is like a dark abyss. Of stabbing. My parent's don't understand me. Hypocrites. I feel like tacos.
Naruto: who'd want such a crappy job like Hokage?!
Sakura: Screw off, Sasuke. I hate you!
Sasuke: *in responce* But, Sakura! I love you so much!! I want to be with you all the time~!
Ino: You know, school is so much more important than being pretty.
Hinata: N-no. I'm not in love with N-N-Naruto-kun... I'm.. I'm in love with.. Sa-Sakura-san.
Shikamaru: *laughs out loud* hey, that was a really good joke, man!!
Chouji: I'm sick of eating. I'm gonna go throw-up.
Neiji: I don't hate my cousin.
Kakashi: I am so sick of being mysterious.
Iruka: I'm tired of watching the f**king kids. I'm gonna go kill missing ninjas.
Tsunade: no thanks, I'm trying not to drink so much.
Gaara: ...*cuts self*
Temari: *studder* I..um.. I just....-
Kabuto: Wait, what's that healing spell again?
Orochimaru: I don't need Sasuke-kun at all. I plan on living the rest of my days on a private island until I die.
Tobi: ...Hey, guys? I'm so bored right now. When do we get laid?
Itachi: I'm writing my dear brother a letter saying how much I love him and miss him.
Kisame: *ribbit*....*ribbit*.......*attacks fly*........*ribbit*
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