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10-01-2006, 09:23 PM
Just what the topic title says xD.
Say Bob Loblaw out loud. It's the funniest thing ever.
10-01-2006, 09:27 PM
In a soccer game against a rival school, one of the girls' name was PunJabum.
Seriously...It was on her bag and name certificate she had to carry. Oddly enough her last name was Bones.
...Good ol' PunJabum Bones.
10-01-2006, 09:50 PM
Yes, seriously, Chris Buttram. XD Then there's Fuck Duk. Yes, there was a guy in my sis's class named Fuck Duk. Then there was Taylor Moon. I thought that was pretty funny too.
10-01-2006, 10:01 PM
And my friend was in the milatary who was a Major. Major Dick Wood.
....I wish I were joking.
10-01-2006, 10:36 PM
My Sister's principal
10-01-2006, 11:08 PM
My Sister's principal
You're kidding, right?! XD
10-01-2006, 11:31 PM
nope, nope. that's his name. XD
kinda like my mom's student
10-02-2006, 02:03 AM
Ohhh, my dad told me he went to school with someone named Alice Phyllis Fallis. I don't know if I'm spelling it right, but say it out loud.
And my mom bowled with someone named Virginia Kunt.
10-02-2006, 02:13 AM
Lucas Skyler Walker. That is a 100% real name. My mom used to teach him
10-02-2006, 02:28 AM
10-02-2006, 11:17 AM
Mr A Homo
10-02-2006, 12:46 PM
Don't really know his first name or how his name was spelled, but Mr. Killer. That guy fired because he was yelling at the students and stuff like that.
10-02-2006, 07:40 PM
A lady who was our sub once in 5th grade, her name was Mrs.Whitehead. She let us laugh about it for 10 minutes (she said we could laugh about it.) because she was actually African American, and she was laughing too. *nodnod*
10-02-2006, 09:26 PM
There's Dat Ho. XD That's pretty funny. Then there's this guy I know named Arpit. And Ms. Nazi teaches cooking at one of our local high schools. o_o You really want someone with the name Nazi teaching you?
10-02-2006, 09:40 PM
there's a janitor at our school named billy scratchin.
10-02-2006, 10:35 PM
My next-door neighbors at my old house were the Butts family. The man of the house was named Harry.
Yes, Harry Butts.
Oh yeah, and they had a son named Cody or something, but his sister called him by the nickname Bubba.
10-02-2006, 10:48 PM
Ms. Klump and Mr. Malesky, two teachers from my old elementary school. The first is obvious, but the second you have to say aloud and switch the "k" with a "t" to understand it. And believe me, that man was scary. He really looked like a Malesky with the "ky" switched to "tor".
10-03-2006, 12:10 AM
Mr. Hickstein (Frankenstein) and Ms Aspinwall(cough ASs-Pin-wall) xD
Zankoku no Yami
10-03-2006, 12:50 AM
I've had some teachers with funny last names... Mr. Fagerness. Mr. Lillylorb. Mr. Shoemaker. Ms. Shoemacker. Teachers have the funniest names XP
10-03-2006, 01:08 AM
OMG my friend knows this guy whose last name is Couch, but it's spelled differently. And he's engaged to this hispanic girl named Ana.
So when they get married, she'll be Ana Couch. 8D
ON A COUCH!!
10-03-2006, 07:46 AM
where i used to work there was a Mr Bates,
but every one called him Master Bates
10-03-2006, 10:01 AM
My Latin teacher's wife. Angel Ferry. I love it!
10-03-2006, 10:55 AM
and a teacher my brother had, her name was pronounced Miss "Do-May" but it was spelled something like Dumas (or something like that, all I know is that the spelling made it looked like it should be pronounced "Dumb Ass")
10-03-2006, 11:52 AM
Lol, I came across this guy in our school (Chinese name). His name went like... "Fat Man".
Chinese heh xDD
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5809/anitaholub1.jpgi need a home XD
10-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Just thought of this one. The family doctor, V.R. Kuchipudi (pronounced Kooch-a-pu-dee).
10-14-2006, 02:52 AM
I'm not sure if this is funny, but my brother keeps making his girlfriend laugh by spacing her name. (Her name is Amanda, so he keeps saying: "a man, duh")
10-14-2006, 04:10 AM
Poor guy, he went to an all boy's school.
10-14-2006, 10:32 PM
not the funniest, but Philip Chen, a computer nerd...
Philip Chen: PC.
10-14-2006, 10:39 PM
Betty Butch. WTF?
10-15-2006, 03:48 AM
My friend's mom knew some kid named Shithead. Apparently it's an old Jewish name? (Sh-TADE) And his sister's name was Cremezella.
My dad knows people named...
and Cherry and Honey Pancake
My friend met someone named Shababaquan Shafrika Paprika in Haiti. Oo;
10-15-2006, 04:11 AM
Candy Kane. Seriously! The poor girl sits behind me in math. I can just hear the jokes come holiday time.
10-18-2006, 09:33 AM
the name's making me laugh!!!
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