Funniest Name You've Ever Heard

[Chinomi]

Just what the topic title says xD.

Say Bob Loblaw out loud. It's the funniest thing ever.

[JamaicanPolarBear]

In a soccer game against a rival school, one of the girls' name was PunJabum.

Seriously...It was on her bag and name certificate she had to carry. Oddly enough her last name was Bones.

...Good ol' PunJabum Bones.

[Icypopcorn]

Chris Buttram.
Yes, seriously, Chris Buttram. XD Then there's Fuck Duk. Yes, there was a guy in my sis's class named Fuck Duk. Then there was Taylor Moon. I thought that was pretty funny too.

[Sachibelle]

Dick Butters.

and

Greg Killmaster.

And my friend was in the milatary who was a Major. Major Dick Wood.

....I wish I were joking.

[Hideki]

My Sister's principal

Dick Weiner

[Icypopcorn]

My Sister's principal

Dick Weiner

You're kidding, right?! XD

[Hideki]

nope, nope. that's his name. XD

kinda like my mom's student

Aima Hoge

[Sachibelle]

Ohhh, my dad told me he went to school with someone named Alice Phyllis Fallis. I don't know if I'm spelling it right, but say it out loud.

And my mom bowled with someone named Virginia Kunt.

[JackOfSpades]

Lucas Skyler Walker. That is a 100% real name. My mom used to teach him

[Moose]

Steve Phallus

[Menchi]

Mr A Homo

yup yup

[Kelly]

Don't really know his first name or how his name was spelled, but Mr. Killer. That guy fired because he was yelling at the students and stuff like that.

[x0Michellex0]

A lady who was our sub once in 5th grade, her name was Mrs.Whitehead. She let us laugh about it for 10 minutes (she said we could laugh about it.) because she was actually African American, and she was laughing too. *nodnod*

[Icypopcorn]

There's Dat Ho. XD That's pretty funny. Then there's this guy I know named Arpit. And Ms. Nazi teaches cooking at one of our local high schools. o_o You really want someone with the name Nazi teaching you?

[TwilightWolf]

there's a janitor at our school named billy scratchin.

[Jaela]

My next-door neighbors at my old house were the Butts family. The man of the house was named Harry.
Yes, Harry Butts.

[edit]
Oh yeah, and they had a son named Cody or something, but his sister called him by the nickname Bubba.
Bubba Butts.

-Jaela

[Steven Mane]

Ms. Klump and Mr. Malesky, two teachers from my old elementary school. The first is obvious, but the second you have to say aloud and switch the "k" with a "t" to understand it. And believe me, that man was scary. He really looked like a Malesky with the "ky" switched to "tor".

[Kei]

Tara Hymen

FTW

[Yujing]

Mr. Hickstein (Frankenstein) and Ms Aspinwall(cough ASs-Pin-wall) xD

[Zankoku no Yami]

I've had some teachers with funny last names... Mr. Fagerness. Mr. Lillylorb. Mr. Shoemaker. Ms. Shoemacker. Teachers have the funniest names XP

[Icypopcorn]

OMG my friend knows this guy whose last name is Couch, but it's spelled differently. And he's engaged to this hispanic girl named Ana.

So when they get married, she'll be Ana Couch. 8D
ON A COUCH!!

[Menchi]

where i used to work there was a Mr Bates,

but every one called him Master Bates

[lightofhope18]

My Latin teacher's wife. Angel Ferry. I love it!

[Doki-Chan]

and a teacher my brother had, her name was pronounced Miss "Do-May" but it was spelled something like Dumas (or something like that, all I know is that the spelling made it looked like it should be pronounced "Dumb Ass")

[Rayna Black]

Lol, I came across this guy in our school (Chinese name). His name went like... "Fat Man".
Chinese heh xDD

[Nuko]

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5809/anitaholub1.jpgi need a home XD

[Steven Mane]

Just thought of this one. The family doctor, V.R. Kuchipudi (pronounced Kooch-a-pu-dee).

[Jackson Knewone]

I'm not sure if this is funny, but my brother keeps making his girlfriend laugh by spacing her name. (Her name is Amanda, so he keeps saying: "a man, duh")

[Cristina]

Eric Chen.
Poor guy, he went to an all boy's school.

[KitsuneSqueak]

not the funniest, but Philip Chen, a computer nerd...

Philip Chen: PC.

[Zangya]

Betty Butch. WTF?

[hideko_dahlia]

My friend's mom knew some kid named Shithead. Apparently it's an old Jewish name? (Sh-TADE) And his sister's name was Cremezella.

My dad knows people named...
Penny Nickel
Angel Fish
and Cherry and Honey Pancake

My friend met someone named Shababaquan Shafrika Paprika in Haiti. Oo;

[Sirius]

Candy Kane. Seriously! The poor girl sits behind me in math. I can just hear the jokes come holiday time.

[Seibei Mifune]

popolokrois




the name's making me laugh!!!